The following is a police tape of an interview with the only witness to a murder in the Aloceras Ravine.
Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.
Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?
Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what wewe saw.
Bobby:Oh...where do I start?
Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.
Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.
Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?
Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped, like a pair of eyes. They seemed to flicker every now and then.
Officer Howard:Okay...go on with your story.
Bobby:Okay...I saw the lights flicker one last time, then fly straight up into the air. I was like, "Mervin! Something just flew above you, Mervin!" But he all like, "Pack it in , Bobby. I'm trying to focus." Then he leaned down...and then....this girl....jumped on his back and grabbed his neck...then there was this huge lavender flash so big I had to shield my eyes....and....when I opened them again...the girl was gone. There was just Mervin...laying there...not moving...not breathing...
Officer Howard:And that's when wewe called police?
Bobby:Yes.
Officer Howard:What did this girl look like?
Bobby: Well...she was tall...six feet, almost. She had long black hair that went down to her waist...she wore a black hoodie, jeans, and black Converse shoes...looked somewhere around the age of, ummm...13...maybe fourteen.
Officer Howard:Did wewe see her face, kwa any chance?
Bobby:Yes.
Officer Howard:What did it look like?
Bobby:Well...it was pale...really pale...and it had a scar...under its left eye....and its eyes...ITS EYES!
Officer Howard:What is it about her eyes?
Bobby:They were those lavender lights I talked about earlier.
Officer Howard:Did she talk, at all?
Bobby:I dunno...I heard this weird voice in my head, that sounded like a british female computer voice, saying, I got him, you're next. over and over. There's no way that thing could be human, no way.
Officer Howard:Thank wewe for your time here, Bobby. wewe can leave now.
*end of tape*
Two weeks later, Bobby was found dead in his home. Police have matched the murderer to this suspect:
Name:Blight
Age:Unknown, however appears to be around the age of 14.
Gender:Female
Hair:Black
Eyes:Lavender, and appear to glow in minimal light.
Location:Aloceras Ravine
Wears a black hoodie and Converse shoes. Known to be capable of leaps up to 70 feet in the air, and can run 65 k/h.
Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.
Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?
Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what wewe saw.
Bobby:Oh...where do I start?
Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.
Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.
Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?
Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped, like a pair of eyes. They seemed to flicker every now and then.
Officer Howard:Okay...go on with your story.
Bobby:Okay...I saw the lights flicker one last time, then fly straight up into the air. I was like, "Mervin! Something just flew above you, Mervin!" But he all like, "Pack it in , Bobby. I'm trying to focus." Then he leaned down...and then....this girl....jumped on his back and grabbed his neck...then there was this huge lavender flash so big I had to shield my eyes....and....when I opened them again...the girl was gone. There was just Mervin...laying there...not moving...not breathing...
Officer Howard:And that's when wewe called police?
Bobby:Yes.
Officer Howard:What did this girl look like?
Bobby: Well...she was tall...six feet, almost. She had long black hair that went down to her waist...she wore a black hoodie, jeans, and black Converse shoes...looked somewhere around the age of, ummm...13...maybe fourteen.
Officer Howard:Did wewe see her face, kwa any chance?
Bobby:Yes.
Officer Howard:What did it look like?
Bobby:Well...it was pale...really pale...and it had a scar...under its left eye....and its eyes...ITS EYES!
Officer Howard:What is it about her eyes?
Bobby:They were those lavender lights I talked about earlier.
Officer Howard:Did she talk, at all?
Bobby:I dunno...I heard this weird voice in my head, that sounded like a british female computer voice, saying, I got him, you're next. over and over. There's no way that thing could be human, no way.
Officer Howard:Thank wewe for your time here, Bobby. wewe can leave now.
*end of tape*
Two weeks later, Bobby was found dead in his home. Police have matched the murderer to this suspect:
Name:Blight
Age:Unknown, however appears to be around the age of 14.
Gender:Female
Hair:Black
Eyes:Lavender, and appear to glow in minimal light.
Location:Aloceras Ravine
Wears a black hoodie and Converse shoes. Known to be capable of leaps up to 70 feet in the air, and can run 65 k/h.
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person inayofuata to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
2.Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person inayofuata to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
