The following is a police tape of an interview with the only witness to a murder in the Aloceras Ravine.
Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.
Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?
Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what wewe saw.
Bobby:Oh...where do I start?
Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.
Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.
Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?
Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped, like a pair of eyes. They seemed to flicker every now and then.
Officer Howard:Okay...go on with your story.
Bobby:Okay...I saw the lights flicker one last time, then fly straight up into the air. I was like, "Mervin! Something just flew above you, Mervin!" But he all like, "Pack it in , Bobby. I'm trying to focus." Then he leaned down...and then....this girl....jumped on his back and grabbed his neck...then there was this huge lavender flash so big I had to shield my eyes....and....when I opened them again...the girl was gone. There was just Mervin...laying there...not moving...not breathing...
Officer Howard:And that's when wewe called police?
Bobby:Yes.
Officer Howard:What did this girl look like?
Bobby: Well...she was tall...six feet, almost. She had long black hair that went down to her waist...she wore a black hoodie, jeans, and black Converse shoes...looked somewhere around the age of, ummm...13...maybe fourteen.
Officer Howard:Did wewe see her face, kwa any chance?
Bobby:Yes.
Officer Howard:What did it look like?
Bobby:Well...it was pale...really pale...and it had a scar...under its left eye....and its eyes...ITS EYES!
Officer Howard:What is it about her eyes?
Bobby:They were those lavender lights I talked about earlier.
Officer Howard:Did she talk, at all?
Bobby:I dunno...I heard this weird voice in my head, that sounded like a british female computer voice, saying, I got him, you're next. over and over. There's no way that thing could be human, no way.
Officer Howard:Thank wewe for your time here, Bobby. wewe can leave now.
*end of tape*
Two weeks later, Bobby was found dead in his home. Police have matched the murderer to this suspect:
Name:Blight
Age:Unknown, however appears to be around the age of 14.
Gender:Female
Hair:Black
Eyes:Lavender, and appear to glow in minimal light.
Location:Aloceras Ravine
Wears a black hoodie and Converse shoes. Known to be capable of leaps up to 70 feet in the air, and can run 65 k/h.
Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.
Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?
Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what wewe saw.
Bobby:Oh...where do I start?
Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.
Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.
Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?
Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped, like a pair of eyes. They seemed to flicker every now and then.
Officer Howard:Okay...go on with your story.
Bobby:Okay...I saw the lights flicker one last time, then fly straight up into the air. I was like, "Mervin! Something just flew above you, Mervin!" But he all like, "Pack it in , Bobby. I'm trying to focus." Then he leaned down...and then....this girl....jumped on his back and grabbed his neck...then there was this huge lavender flash so big I had to shield my eyes....and....when I opened them again...the girl was gone. There was just Mervin...laying there...not moving...not breathing...
Officer Howard:And that's when wewe called police?
Bobby:Yes.
Officer Howard:What did this girl look like?
Bobby: Well...she was tall...six feet, almost. She had long black hair that went down to her waist...she wore a black hoodie, jeans, and black Converse shoes...looked somewhere around the age of, ummm...13...maybe fourteen.
Officer Howard:Did wewe see her face, kwa any chance?
Bobby:Yes.
Officer Howard:What did it look like?
Bobby:Well...it was pale...really pale...and it had a scar...under its left eye....and its eyes...ITS EYES!
Officer Howard:What is it about her eyes?
Bobby:They were those lavender lights I talked about earlier.
Officer Howard:Did she talk, at all?
Bobby:I dunno...I heard this weird voice in my head, that sounded like a british female computer voice, saying, I got him, you're next. over and over. There's no way that thing could be human, no way.
Officer Howard:Thank wewe for your time here, Bobby. wewe can leave now.
*end of tape*
Two weeks later, Bobby was found dead in his home. Police have matched the murderer to this suspect:
Name:Blight
Age:Unknown, however appears to be around the age of 14.
Gender:Female
Hair:Black
Eyes:Lavender, and appear to glow in minimal light.
Location:Aloceras Ravine
Wears a black hoodie and Converse shoes. Known to be capable of leaps up to 70 feet in the air, and can run 65 k/h.
Phil
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Pretty amazing right? What other facts could wewe add?
