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1: watch an anime series wewe think will be cool

2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a l a lot so yeah

3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.

4:run around for no absolute reason

5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on

6: read a book

7:go to the store and freak people out until wewe get kicked out

8: be completely bila mpangilio to the people around you.

9:listen to artists wewe hate a lot and make fun of them

10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy pwani for no complete reason
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five dakika yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time wewe see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that wewe are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that wewe are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure wewe dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W kichaka has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, au 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th siku of the year....
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Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid maoni please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of chakula and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum au dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach wewe some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room wewe built under the ground and put some chakula and drinks there!

6-When the siku comes! go to the room wewe built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before...
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do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a bila mpangilio person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the juu of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow bila mpangilio people all over the store au where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a bila mpangilio person

6. go up...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender au if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of wewe have heard Born This Way kwa Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I upendo everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being wewe are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need chakula when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do wewe want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take wewe out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call wewe sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give wewe a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why wewe are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are wewe going through now?

"I upendo you, too." = Okay, I alisema it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized kwa irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing au two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our upendo wewe lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we upendo him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our upendo is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we upendo be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape au form.
6.Guys wewe should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with wewe (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly upendo we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When wewe (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just kusoma some of the Terminator nukuu through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash siku tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. wewe might get annoyed kwa it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! wewe can think what ever wewe can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people upendo batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One siku he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my inayofuata hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that wewe can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at wewe a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments wewe a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if wewe are single.

06. He asks wewe out for lunch.

07. He asks wewe out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats wewe like a lady.

12. He walks wewe to your door.

13. He wants to see wewe often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells wewe he likes you.

16. His Marafiki know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He alisema he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I alisema "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give wewe the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over kwa a cop and he au she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, wewe have been caught speeding, how much do wewe think wewe were going?" Don't say, "Well wewe must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when wewe haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron au born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period au PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have wewe been putting on a little weight?" It's a bitch, kahaba slap waiting to happen.

7....
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hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of wewe who need a little help with being zaidi maarufu on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like kusoma something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most maarufu majibu have to do with games au something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the mashabiki about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I aliiba a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag wewe down and beat wewe with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make wewe Christian even zaidi then standing in a karakana makes wewe a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the orodha though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at nyumbani even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been ilitumwa before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Marafiki in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours kwa hooking a camcorder, kamkoda to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been ilitumwa alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality au sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope wewe like!!! This was written kwa me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time kusoma my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help wewe feel better. And who knows, over time wewe might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an mwandishi :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If wewe love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids kwa their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and GIR in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. GIR simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, zaidi au less a link with the United States. If wewe look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses zaidi firmly. ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup au sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds wewe of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his nyumbani adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he majibu he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him