hujambo it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?
To onyesha that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do wewe make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do wewe call a giant, clumsy, atomic ray breathing lizard?
5. Why did the Annoying machungwa, chungwa become so popular?
Because machungwa, chungwa is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!