When wewe get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours
wewe found this page with intentions of locating the nyota Wars "greek" club.
wewe would upendo to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your punda so wewe can be as wise as Yoda
When wewe get into a fight, wewe automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If wewe get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When wewe spend time watching the nyota Wars trilogy because wewe think there will be a test on it later.
wewe ngumi, punch out trekkies who say "Death nyota my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, wewe finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
wewe put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
wewe name your right hand 'Leia'
wewe waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a siku coming up with jokes for this page.
wewe think wewe are the life of the party because wewe imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever wewe get in trouble, wewe mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When wewe listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks wewe how fast your car is, wewe reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When wewe need to go to the toilet, wewe say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
wewe ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
wewe don't have any money to buy chakula au clothes but wewe have a kick-ass nyota WARS collection.
wewe swear wewe saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
wewe get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are wewe doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When wewe wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
wewe know you're a nyota Wars geek when wewe unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
wewe start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling wewe to go to bed.
When wewe spend eight hours at the maktaba printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says wewe have a small dick and wewe say "You underestimate the power of the force."
wewe Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 sekunde before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When wewe find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 dakika later.
wewe curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
wewe ngumi, punch out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
wewe can't resist to hum when wewe turn on a flashlight
Before sex, wewe look at your penis and say "Get in there, wewe furry oaf, I don't care what wewe smell!"
You're a nyota Wars geek when your teacher hands wewe your test back and says "commas are your weakness." wewe shoot back: "And your faith in your Marafiki is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted kwa little green men wewe say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. wewe actually feel the need to attack nyota Wars geeks with a camera to prove that wewe are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick wewe remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
wewe buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so wewe could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy zaidi times than mark hammil.
When wewe heard of Titanic getting zaidi money than nyota Wars, wewe immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
wewe respond to your Marafiki taunting of "HA! HA! Titanic beat nyota Wars!" kwa clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
wewe sabotage the Titanic theatre to play nyota Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
wewe call in bomb threats every time Titanic starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when wewe watch the people running out.
wewe finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
wewe point out to people that aliyopewa inflation nyota Wars kicked Titanic's punda kwa nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local nyota Wars supplier.
The first thing wewe think of when wewe hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
wewe stand up a tarehe to put jokes on this page.
wewe go to nyota wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
wewe wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
wewe have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks wewe if anyone else has handled your bag wewe say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no maswali asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex wewe say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep wewe warm".
wewe know you're a nyota Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!
wewe found this page with intentions of locating the nyota Wars "greek" club.
wewe would upendo to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your punda so wewe can be as wise as Yoda
When wewe get into a fight, wewe automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If wewe get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When wewe spend time watching the nyota Wars trilogy because wewe think there will be a test on it later.
wewe ngumi, punch out trekkies who say "Death nyota my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, wewe finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
wewe put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
wewe name your right hand 'Leia'
wewe waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a siku coming up with jokes for this page.
wewe think wewe are the life of the party because wewe imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever wewe get in trouble, wewe mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When wewe listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks wewe how fast your car is, wewe reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When wewe need to go to the toilet, wewe say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
wewe ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
wewe don't have any money to buy chakula au clothes but wewe have a kick-ass nyota WARS collection.
wewe swear wewe saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
wewe get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are wewe doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When wewe wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
wewe know you're a nyota Wars geek when wewe unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
wewe start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling wewe to go to bed.
When wewe spend eight hours at the maktaba printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says wewe have a small dick and wewe say "You underestimate the power of the force."
wewe Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 sekunde before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When wewe find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 dakika later.
wewe curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
wewe ngumi, punch out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
wewe can't resist to hum when wewe turn on a flashlight
Before sex, wewe look at your penis and say "Get in there, wewe furry oaf, I don't care what wewe smell!"
You're a nyota Wars geek when your teacher hands wewe your test back and says "commas are your weakness." wewe shoot back: "And your faith in your Marafiki is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted kwa little green men wewe say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. wewe actually feel the need to attack nyota Wars geeks with a camera to prove that wewe are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick wewe remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
wewe buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so wewe could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy zaidi times than mark hammil.
When wewe heard of Titanic getting zaidi money than nyota Wars, wewe immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
wewe respond to your Marafiki taunting of "HA! HA! Titanic beat nyota Wars!" kwa clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
wewe sabotage the Titanic theatre to play nyota Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
wewe call in bomb threats every time Titanic starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when wewe watch the people running out.
wewe finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
wewe point out to people that aliyopewa inflation nyota Wars kicked Titanic's punda kwa nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local nyota Wars supplier.
The first thing wewe think of when wewe hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
wewe stand up a tarehe to put jokes on this page.
wewe go to nyota wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
wewe wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
wewe have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks wewe if anyone else has handled your bag wewe say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no maswali asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex wewe say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep wewe warm".
wewe know you're a nyota Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!