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The inayofuata siku was normal; everyone went to the underground place and got what everyone called "Monster Updates". The inayofuata siku was the Halloween Bash, and everyone buzzed with excitement.

Right before first period Emma went up to Mellissa and Eve wearing a witch hat. "Hey! Aren't wewe guys excited?!" Emma exclaimed. "Yeah!" Eve and Mellissa said. "Mel, are wewe going with anyone?" Eve asked. "Leo, but just as friends. I'm not ready for guys yet." Mellissa motioned to her brother, who was goofing around with his Marafiki in the hall. Eve and Emma nodded in understanding.

At lunch they sorted everything out--- Raymonde saved up a month's allowance to pick everyone up in a limo. Leo, Raymonde, and Jake would pick the girls up from Emma’s place, go to the dance, and then the guys would drop them off at Eve's house for a sleepover. They all agreed--- that night was going to be the best night ever.

During the day, nobody could pay attention to class. When the kengele rung, 7th graders scattered to the gym to help decorate, and everyone else was in a rush to get home.

Eve, Emma, Mellissa, Raymonde, Jake, and Leo were in the gym, helping with decorations. Jack-o-lantern banners were all over the place. Tables were to the side with a black and crimson buibui web meza, jedwali cover. There was a meza, jedwali with a bunch of snacks that wouldn't get cold au wouldn't get warm. There were speakers and a DJ booth... Everything was perfect. They helped dim the lights to a great level.

Finally, after lots of hard work, it was time to go nyumbani and get ready. Eve and Mellissa rang the doorbell to Emma’s house--- along with a few kids and parents trick-or-treating.

Mellissa was in a light pink mini dress with sparkly pink leggings. Her hair was completely straight, which was unusual for Mellissa, because she alisema it wasn't her style, but she wore it like that sometimes for special occasions. She had fairy wings that had flowers on them matching the one in her hair.

Eve had on a dark purple floor length dress with one strap on the right. Her hair was down for once, and to the side, held there with bobby pins.

Both girls had bags full of make-up, accessories and shoes. Emma opened the door holding an machungwa, chungwa bowl full of candy. She had on the same witch hat she wore to school but had on a black dress with green stitching.

"Trick-or-treat!!!" The small kids chimed. They got their Candy and moved on. As for Mellissa and Eve, they went inside.

"Awe, Mellissa, don't wewe look cute!" Emma teased. "I Lost a bet with my sister. wewe know that!" Mellissa barked, and sat on the living room floor and dumped the contents from her bag, and Eve did the same. "Eve, you're first for make-up!" Emma exclaimed. "Okay," Eve said, "But not too much."

Mellissa and Emma backed away from Eve's face and picked up the mirror. Her face was covered in grey make-up and she had on bright red lipstick. "You guys are awesome! This make-up... wow! Now you, Mellissa." Eve exclaimed.

Eve and Emma finished Mellissa's make-up five dakika later. "You look awesome!" Emma said. Sparkly eye shadow covered her eyelids. A layer of bright pink lipstick was on her lips. "Cuh-ute!!!" Mellissa cried.

Finally it was Emma’s turn. There was red lipstick on her lips and a fake mole below her left eye, which actually made her look hot. "Ooh la la cute witch in zee house!" Emma alisema in her best French accent. The girls laughed, then began to pull out jewelry and shoes.

kwa the time the rest of the crew got to Emma’s place the girls were totally beautified. "Whoa wewe all look amazing!" Kenya said. "Thanks, wewe too. Are wewe the goddess of the sea?" Eve asked. "Yeah, glad SOMEONE has been studying their Greek mythology." Kenya looked Emma up and down. "You got your cast off, I see," She said. "Yup, and it feels great. We'd better get going. My parents are out tonight, so we can just go." Emma said. Once they all filed into the limo they started bubbling with excitement. Five dakika later they were at the school. They got out the car and ran towards the school. They stopped outside the school doors, and snapped a scary cool picture. The gang went inside and to the gym. "Whoa..." Leo said, walking through the gym doors. "Amazing..." Mellissa, Emma, and Eve alisema at the same time. They ran inside like kids in a Candy store. Lady GaGa's "Poker Face" blared from the two foot speakers, vibrating everything around them.

After an saa of dancing, talking, and snacks, Eve and Raymonde sat down at one of the round tables with gargoyles on them, out of breath from bobbing for apples. "So, after the cruise, wewe know, after we get situated and all, maybe we could go to that new pizza place down the street? Y'know... just me and you." Raymonde asked sincerely. "Like a date?" Eve suggested. "Well---" "I'd upendo to."

Out on the dance floor, Emma and Jake were talking to each other. "Y'know, I've kind of really liked you." Jake said. "Obviously. Me too!" Emma replied. "No, like, like you, like you. Okay, I'm ready for rejection." Jake stated. Emma leaned in, kissed him and alisema "Does that feel like rejection to you?" Jake would have stood there like an idiot all night if Emma hadn’t dragged him with the rest of the group.

Right now, none of them cared that there was a very tight space, au that cheesy Halloween muziki was blasting through the speakers, because they were having the time of their lives with the people that they wanted to be with most. Nobody could ruin it, not even Jannia and her crew. Only one thing could, though, and that's when Eve felt it. Her head was spinning, she felt weak, and her whole body ached. "Are wewe okay, Eve?" Mellissa asked, dragging her out with the gang into a bila mpangilio room, one dakika before she collapsed into a chair. They didn't notice that Ms. Winters was in the room. She walked up to the group and alisema "I knew this would happen. Ok, boys, we've got it from here."

When Eve woke up, she still felt weak. Ms. Winters gave her what looked like a red soda can say "Here, drink it, it will help." Eve opened the cold can with a "fsssh" and took a long sip. It tasted unexplainable, but when she drank it she got a burst of energy. "What is that stuff?" Eve asked. "Krimson kwa Vampure. It's a blood substitute for Wanyonya damu who don't want to drink human blood au animal blood. If wewe don't drink anything, well, you... die." Mellissa answered. Eve nodded as Emma passed her a baridi and baridi bag full of the red drink. "Thank you." They all said, walking out of the room. Jake, Leo, and Raymonde were waiting at the door. "What happened? Are wewe okay?" Jake asked. "Yeah, just dehydration problem." Eve really wanted to get off the topic. "Should we go? The dance ends at ten, and its five dakika 'til." Mellissa asked. A series of looks were passed around the circle, and they silently agreed on leaving. The girls had brought bags for the things they needed for the sleepover and the trip in the morning, and had them in the limo.
This is kwa far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic maswali being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some majibu that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can wewe send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi beach, pwani on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was kusoma the Wal-Mart makala and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the maoni section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read maswali aloud, debate your majibu with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that wewe can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in tafuta of you
Looking for the moyo now
Have wewe heard the news
maybe wewe aliiba it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in tafuta of you
Looking for he moyo now
Have wewe heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find wewe soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of wewe know it as the only song i know kwa moyo from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge buibui i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hujambo everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hujambo everypony. Great to see wewe again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never alisema we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are wewe called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then wewe would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of shabiki fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested kwa Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in tafuta of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...
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No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a siku off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all wewe want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
siku 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: hujambo Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, wewe know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 dakika later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little gppony, pony Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & upinde wa mvua Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if wewe don't have enough water, au shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if wewe bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...
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Dragon Ball Z, a onyesha from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a onyesha that had stylish uhuishaji and art to it, insane battles, and a onyesha where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published kwa Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed kwa Tose Software, who has made...
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Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed kwa the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a mwaka after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss au even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
wewe know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!



And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
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1. Ice Cube's: To be honest I never been to Europe, I only traveled in North America like Canada and Mexico but I am aware that in many countries it is uncommon to put ice in your drinks. To be honest am not the biggest in putting ice in my drinks. The only time I do that is when I order a iced coffee au if the water is warm when we refill the water thingy we have at home, other than that I don't put ice in my drinks. To be honest I don't like putting ice in my drinks because it just water's down my drink and loses it's taste. I have seen video's on Youtube of these two English Youtuber's who...
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