How to be annoying to...Your Teacher!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as wewe walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at wewe for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream ? THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!?
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells wewe to stop, kuvuka, msalaba your arms and say, ?Your racist against paper aren?t you.?
8. Don?t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks wewe why wewe didn?t do your homework say ?I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you?re the worst teacher ever.? then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When wewe have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), wewe stand up and say ?PROVE IT!?
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Ways to annoy your...Brother/Sister!
1•Walk into his/her room & smack him with a pillow, then walk out.
2•Poke him/her constantly again and again and again.
3•Say "Hey, is that that girl/boy wewe like over there?" loudly, and point at bila mpangilio girl/boy.
4•When standing inayofuata to him/her, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo inayofuata to me!" Then ngumi, punch him/her.
5• After every word wewe say to him/her, say "like".
6•When he's/she's doing homework and leaves, erase bila mpangilio problems.
7•Get two walkie talkies, turn them on and hide one under his/her pillow, then at night whisper loudly into it "I'm watching you".
8•Say "are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Repeat, when in a car.
9•Blow in his/her ear.
10•Walk up to the gir/boyl he/she likes and say "I know who likes you" And point to your brother/sister.
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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as wewe walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at wewe for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream ? THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!?
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells wewe to stop, kuvuka, msalaba your arms and say, ?Your racist against paper aren?t you.?
8. Don?t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks wewe why wewe didn?t do your homework say ?I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you?re the worst teacher ever.? then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When wewe have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), wewe stand up and say ?PROVE IT!?
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Ways to annoy your...Brother/Sister!
1•Walk into his/her room & smack him with a pillow, then walk out.
2•Poke him/her constantly again and again and again.
3•Say "Hey, is that that girl/boy wewe like over there?" loudly, and point at bila mpangilio girl/boy.
4•When standing inayofuata to him/her, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo inayofuata to me!" Then ngumi, punch him/her.
5• After every word wewe say to him/her, say "like".
6•When he's/she's doing homework and leaves, erase bila mpangilio problems.
7•Get two walkie talkies, turn them on and hide one under his/her pillow, then at night whisper loudly into it "I'm watching you".
8•Say "are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Repeat, when in a car.
9•Blow in his/her ear.
10•Walk up to the gir/boyl he/she likes and say "I know who likes you" And point to your brother/sister.
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This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her mfuko wa fedha, mfuko and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do wewe have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known wewe were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
The blonde driver looks all around in her mfuko wa fedha, mfuko and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do wewe have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known wewe were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
