2.Talk to your friends.
3.Go outside (somewhere wewe can relax when wewe visit) and don't say I am not in the mood.
4.Cry when wewe feel that wewe need it and don't think crying is weakness.
5.Bring a piece of paper and write/draw whatever wewe want .
6.Take a kuoga with a cold/warm water .
7.Listen to classic muziki .
8.Drink a matunda juisi au anything cold.
And in the end remember that life goes on and never stops ...You have to live it as it is and it's your choice to be happy au sad :)
With my upendo .....
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell wewe guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick au Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" alisema myself. I was dressed as a tembo and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains mtu-bweha and Sparkly Wanyonya damu with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- wewe just dared yourself!" alisema myself. "I accept!" alisema yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." alisema myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" alisema yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick au Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" alisema myself. I was dressed as a tembo and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains mtu-bweha and Sparkly Wanyonya damu with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- wewe just dared yourself!" alisema myself. "I accept!" alisema yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." alisema myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" alisema yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
If wewe want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!
File your nails: Every week wewe need to file wewe nails. Why? Because when wewe file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.
Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.
Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one kanzu, koti of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.
Oil: Use almond, baby au mizeituni, mzeituni oil on your nails after wewe have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The sekunde nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody alisema it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
panda are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody alisema it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
panda are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could wewe pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? alisema the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made wewe laugh.
Here are 2 bila mpangilio facts:
They don't sell Smarties au Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made wewe laugh.
Here are 2 bila mpangilio facts:
They don't sell Smarties au Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
I made this orodha before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..
10: NORMAN BATES:
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with mgawanyiko, baidisha personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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10: NORMAN BATES:
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with mgawanyiko, baidisha personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
