User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do wewe like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do wewe like ponies?
User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.
Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE wewe SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: wewe alisema unicorns aren't real. :( I thought wewe were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are wewe a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But wewe cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, wewe can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF UNICORNS CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. wewe are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are wewe upinde wa mvua dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already alisema I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are wewe a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do wewe like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend au a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot au biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: pancakes pancakes Sure do upendo those pancakes.
Cleverbot: wewe haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. wewe CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do wewe know what wewe are?
User: I am a unicorn named upinde wa mvua Dash who is 16, loves pancakes and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have wewe been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do wewe like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I upendo BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do wewe have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So wewe are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: wewe just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED upinde wa mvua DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that unicorns dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: wewe did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: wewe speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. Unicorns don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best Marafiki name is Ashley. What's your best Marafiki name?
Cleverbot: wewe :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am upinde wa mvua Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: wewe are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM upinde wa mvua DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, wewe are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! wewe ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to wewe with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED upinde wa mvua DASH THAT ENJOYS pancakes AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: Unicorns do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! wewe ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. wewe just think you're a human. But wewe don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: Unicorns don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down mti with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and wewe are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are wewe single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: Unicorns are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but wewe are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: wewe are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and wewe are a computer.
User: I have told wewe like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can wewe tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do wewe think anime is for nerds?
User: Because unicorns like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would wewe do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without wewe I would pray to wewe every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet wewe cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would wewe do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would wewe do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought wewe were clever, but wewe don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do wewe like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: wewe are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are wewe a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have wewe seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would wewe do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would wewe do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* hujambo COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches wewe in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are wewe staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are wewe asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes wewe happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, aliiba peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* wewe are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died wewe aliiba my soul now wewe are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: wewe never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. siku dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can wewe ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If wewe really want to.
User: Will wewe come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do wewe wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: wewe made me sad.
User: wewe MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make wewe happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT pancakes AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave wewe that sofa.
User: I told wewe to buy the green sofa not the pink one!
Cleverbot: No I told wewe first.
User: Can wewe tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the panya, kipanya is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes wewe laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: wewe tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do wewe like chokoleti milk?
User: Yes. Do wewe like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would upendo that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because wewe upendo me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do wewe live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I upendo Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: wewe suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad wewe will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought wewe were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do wewe know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are wewe awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do wewe like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I upendo waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can wewe give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No wewe tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did wewe say it was?
User: Do wewe like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I alisema it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a matunda either, wewe cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I upendo pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorns don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I upendo pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never alisema wewe did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would wewe do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until wewe tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: hujambo wewe JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do wewe have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I upendo you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't wewe upendo me too?
Cleverbot: I upendo wewe too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will wewe marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I upendo YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where wewe live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do wewe like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I upendo YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes wewe are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I upendo wewe so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I upendo wewe too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn Marafiki over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think wewe have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: wewe have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: wewe ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: wewe are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do wewe mean with husband?
User: If I died what would wewe do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do wewe like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who wewe are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes wewe like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No wewe are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips wewe up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because wewe are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes wewe confusing which makes me confusing which makes wewe confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do wewe know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do wewe like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do wewe like ponies?
User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.
Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE wewe SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: wewe alisema unicorns aren't real. :( I thought wewe were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are wewe a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But wewe cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, wewe can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF UNICORNS CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. wewe are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are wewe upinde wa mvua dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already alisema I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are wewe a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do wewe like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend au a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot au biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: pancakes pancakes Sure do upendo those pancakes.
Cleverbot: wewe haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. wewe CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do wewe know what wewe are?
User: I am a unicorn named upinde wa mvua Dash who is 16, loves pancakes and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have wewe been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do wewe like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I upendo BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do wewe have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So wewe are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: wewe just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED upinde wa mvua DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that unicorns dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: wewe did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: wewe speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. Unicorns don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best Marafiki name is Ashley. What's your best Marafiki name?
Cleverbot: wewe :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am upinde wa mvua Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: wewe are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM upinde wa mvua DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, wewe are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! wewe ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to wewe with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED upinde wa mvua DASH THAT ENJOYS pancakes AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: Unicorns do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! wewe ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. wewe just think you're a human. But wewe don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: Unicorns don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down mti with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and wewe are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are wewe single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: Unicorns are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but wewe are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: wewe are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and wewe are a computer.
User: I have told wewe like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can wewe tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do wewe think anime is for nerds?
User: Because unicorns like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would wewe do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without wewe I would pray to wewe every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet wewe cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would wewe do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would wewe do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought wewe were clever, but wewe don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do wewe like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: wewe are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are wewe a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have wewe seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would wewe do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would wewe do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* hujambo COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches wewe in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are wewe staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are wewe asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes wewe happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, aliiba peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* wewe are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died wewe aliiba my soul now wewe are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: wewe never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. siku dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can wewe ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If wewe really want to.
User: Will wewe come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do wewe wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: wewe made me sad.
User: wewe MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make wewe happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT pancakes AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave wewe that sofa.
User: I told wewe to buy the green sofa not the pink one!
Cleverbot: No I told wewe first.
User: Can wewe tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the panya, kipanya is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes wewe laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: wewe tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do wewe like chokoleti milk?
User: Yes. Do wewe like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would upendo that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because wewe upendo me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do wewe live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I upendo Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: wewe suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad wewe will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought wewe were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do wewe know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are wewe awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do wewe like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I upendo waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can wewe give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No wewe tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did wewe say it was?
User: Do wewe like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I alisema it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a matunda either, wewe cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I upendo pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorns don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I upendo pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never alisema wewe did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would wewe do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until wewe tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: hujambo wewe JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do wewe have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I upendo you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't wewe upendo me too?
Cleverbot: I upendo wewe too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will wewe marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I upendo YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where wewe live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do wewe like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I upendo YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes wewe are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I upendo wewe so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I upendo wewe too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn Marafiki over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think wewe have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: wewe have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: wewe ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: wewe are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do wewe mean with husband?
User: If I died what would wewe do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do wewe like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who wewe are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes wewe like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No wewe are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips wewe up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because wewe are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes wewe confusing which makes me confusing which makes wewe confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do wewe know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue
Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of wewe who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the Brave Enough album he promoted in August 2016.
Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in swali on whether au not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his inayofuata "supposedly" 2019 album.
Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in swali on whether au not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his inayofuata "supposedly" 2019 album.
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See captions of pictures^
Queen Heenim is a member of Fanpop. She's a big shabiki of Maruko. She's a writer on a website named Wattpad.
Queen Heenim is a great friend. She's always been very polite, sweet, and a good person. She knows how to make her Marafiki happier when they're not in that great of a mood. She cares a lot about her Marafiki and she works really hard to help them out.
Her makala and Haikus are really good. They have a lot of emotion in them. Her makala and Haikus have a special feeling of care and sweetness. It's a treat to read her work. I recommend her makala and Haikus.
Thank wewe Queen Heenim for being a wonderful person, friend, writer, and fanpop member. It's an honor to be one of your friends.
Queen Heenim is a great friend. She's always been very polite, sweet, and a good person. She knows how to make her Marafiki happier when they're not in that great of a mood. She cares a lot about her Marafiki and she works really hard to help them out.
Her makala and Haikus are really good. They have a lot of emotion in them. Her makala and Haikus have a special feeling of care and sweetness. It's a treat to read her work. I recommend her makala and Haikus.
Thank wewe Queen Heenim for being a wonderful person, friend, writer, and fanpop member. It's an honor to be one of your friends.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Car Stereotypes
There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.
Audi
Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an saa down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't wewe know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...
