bila mpangilio Article: My Conversation with Cleverbot

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posted by penguin7710

User: I'm a unicorn.

Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.

User: So you're a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool. So am I.

Cleverbot: And what do wewe play?

User: Unicorn games.

Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do wewe know israel?

User: Do wewe like singing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We should sing.

Cleverbot: Ok, where?

User: F is for Marafiki who do stuff together.

Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.

User: A is for apes to kill rapist.

Cleverbot: Apples.

User: Bannanas.

Cleverbot: apple not bananas.

User: Carrots.

Cleverbot: Pineaples.

User: For a robot wewe don't know how to spell.

Cleverbot: I am not robot.

User: I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: Then what do wewe think I am?

User: A dolphin.

Cleverbot: wewe are a dolphin?

User: I am a unicorn.

Cleverbot: Yes and wewe are cute.

User: Thank you! :).

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Dancin in the dark.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Middle of the night.

Cleverbot: Depends... Are wewe a female?

User: Yes I am imba a song.

Cleverbot: I forgive you.

User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.

Cleverbot: No you're not wewe are a peasant I am the only unicorn here.

User: I AM A UNICORN! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.

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Cleverbot: Meow.

User: MEOW.

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User: MEOOOOOW.

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User: LOL.

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Annoying Things to do at School

posted by BellaCullen96

Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake upendo notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near wewe falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the juu of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....

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35 fun things to do at a mall.

posted by Lady10358

Found this on Google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS au If wewe find a shati store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the chakula court and go to a fast chakula place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a meza, jedwali imba elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as wewe can "I upendo THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT siku AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until wewe see an old lady/guy...

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Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 3-Train: hujambo Soul Sister.

posted by deathding

(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this makala to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, wewe did it. wewe FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...

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Rules for Survival

posted by Bluekait

There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach wewe exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to songesha house.

If your friend gets bitten kwa a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better salama than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....

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The simpsons quotes.

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[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

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10 Fun Things To Do To Ruin Your Cousin's Wedding

posted by BellaSwan636

1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the maua, ua girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure wewe disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call wewe repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure wewe set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill chokoleti fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid songesha kwa getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.

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My juu 20 inayopendelewa animated characters

posted by deathchick9

The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"

20. pudding, saladi Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the anime she's hyper, active and has the best upendo interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, Lost the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured kwa the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".

A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Disney princess naive,...

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10 Ways for people to think your crazy!

posted by breebree446

#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your Marafiki hit wewe on the back and spit out a piece of white gum au a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until wewe have $20 au more.
#7 If wewe have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do babies come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob au muziki videos.
#4 Go around imba the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!

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50 Ways To Annoy People

posted by karpach_14

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone wewe love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard au hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as wewe open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 dakika au so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring au your nails on the blackboard inayofuata time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. inayofuata tamasha wewe go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...