1. wewe can name zaidi types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean wewe would!).
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a sekunde thought.
4. Everyone wewe know listens to country muziki like a sekunde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people maoni on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", wewe know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. wewe don't need a kanzu, koti until it's 50°, but wewe need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. wewe use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. wewe build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. wewe can tell an Illinois person kwa their driving.
13. wewe au someone wewe know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. wewe know when it'll be a snow siku before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive au hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and wewe can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have bia before they have any of that wine shit.
20. wewe don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them nyumbani after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. wewe do your krisimasi shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, wewe just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to cancel school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. wewe know what "cowtipping" is.
28. wewe don't consider it "up north" until wewe hit Canada.
29. wewe have no problem spelling Milwaukee au pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. wewe where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For wewe Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a badger Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. wewe go to a mahindi, nafaka maze every mwaka around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something wewe eat, and wewe can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. wewe didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. wewe think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, wewe can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a badger pizza and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone alisema it doesn't exist.
48. wewe know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. wewe know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. wewe moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when wewe reunite.
51. Having 30 Cats doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means wewe live on a farm.
52. wewe actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. wewe can tell when meat au dairy is from Wisconsin au is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is sekunde English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, au kiss my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. wewe know multiple people who have hit a deer zaidi than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just nyota gazing, is romantic.
58. Against maarufu belief, you've never alisema "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. wewe upendo and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a sekunde thought.
4. Everyone wewe know listens to country muziki like a sekunde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people maoni on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", wewe know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. wewe don't need a kanzu, koti until it's 50°, but wewe need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. wewe use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. wewe build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. wewe can tell an Illinois person kwa their driving.
13. wewe au someone wewe know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. wewe know when it'll be a snow siku before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive au hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and wewe can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have bia before they have any of that wine shit.
20. wewe don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them nyumbani after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. wewe do your krisimasi shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, wewe just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to cancel school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. wewe know what "cowtipping" is.
28. wewe don't consider it "up north" until wewe hit Canada.
29. wewe have no problem spelling Milwaukee au pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. wewe where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For wewe Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a badger Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. wewe go to a mahindi, nafaka maze every mwaka around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something wewe eat, and wewe can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. wewe didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. wewe think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, wewe can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a badger pizza and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone alisema it doesn't exist.
48. wewe know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. wewe know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. wewe moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when wewe reunite.
51. Having 30 Cats doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means wewe live on a farm.
52. wewe actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. wewe can tell when meat au dairy is from Wisconsin au is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is sekunde English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, au kiss my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. wewe know multiple people who have hit a deer zaidi than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just nyota gazing, is romantic.
58. Against maarufu belief, you've never alisema "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. wewe upendo and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.
Italy and Kid
Narrator and Liz
Greece and Spirit
Chibitalia and Yumi
America and Justin
England and Harvar
France and Giriko
Russia and the clowns
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
Hungary and Medusa
Liechtenstein and Patty
Belarus and Tsubaki
Lithuania and Ox
Sweden and Mifune
Sealand and Crona
Rome and Eibon
......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
Italy and Kid
Narrator and Liz
Greece and Spirit
Chibitalia and Yumi
America and Justin
England and Harvar
France and Giriko
Russia and the clowns
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
Hungary and Medusa
Liechtenstein and Patty
Belarus and Tsubaki
Lithuania and Ox
Sweden and Mifune
Sealand and Crona
Rome and Eibon
......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a bata
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
maoni tell your Marafiki then I will make zaidi spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I upendo making these for wewe so comment. All the maoni I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm uandishi all this cuz I need a longer makala so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
2 sing a song like a bata
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
maoni tell your Marafiki then I will make zaidi spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I upendo making these for wewe so comment. All the maoni I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm uandishi all this cuz I need a longer makala so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns