2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted kwa aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late wewe are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me mbele to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Lost the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell wewe why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could wewe please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask wewe again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school alisema 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find wewe a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I onyesha up on time."
1. Ruin there inayopendelewa dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with supu and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up kwa me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with supu and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up kwa me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", kwa Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", kwa Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", kwa Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", kwa ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", kwa Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", kwa Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", kwa Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", kwa Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", kwa Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", kwa Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", kwa The Runaways
12. "Mother, kwa Danzig
13. "Voodoo", kwa Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", kwa Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", kwa Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", kwa Autograph
17. "I upendo wewe Period", kwa Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", kwa Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", kwa Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", kwa Kansas
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
