Here are my orodha of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let wewe know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything au eating anything wewe might spit it au something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the ufagio late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's inayopendelewa vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the uyoga have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do wewe call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do wewe call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do wewe make an octopus giggle ten times?
wewe give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do wewe make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's inayopendelewa composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between wewe and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't wewe hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher alisema it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the nyanya blush?
It saw the saladi dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do wewe know if it's raining Cats and dogs?
wewe step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do wewe know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do wewe get Pikachu on a bus?
wewe Pokémon (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't wewe dress with Pikachu in the room?
He'll Pikachu (peek at you)
#27 What do wewe call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
wewe boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton kuvuka, msalaba the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do wewe call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's pink and fluffy?
pink fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
pink fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when wewe drink 7 coca colas?
wewe burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the samaki say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't wewe trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope wewe liked them. Make sure wewe check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
(Make sure your not drinking anything au eating anything wewe might spit it au something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the ufagio late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's inayopendelewa vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the uyoga have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do wewe call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do wewe call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do wewe make an octopus giggle ten times?
wewe give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do wewe make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's inayopendelewa composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between wewe and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't wewe hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher alisema it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the nyanya blush?
It saw the saladi dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do wewe know if it's raining Cats and dogs?
wewe step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do wewe know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do wewe get Pikachu on a bus?
wewe Pokémon (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't wewe dress with Pikachu in the room?
He'll Pikachu (peek at you)
#27 What do wewe call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
wewe boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton kuvuka, msalaba the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do wewe call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's pink and fluffy?
pink fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
pink fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when wewe drink 7 coca colas?
wewe burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the samaki say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't wewe trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope wewe liked them. Make sure wewe check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS wewe KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF shabiki LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this onyesha i allways see a new guest nyota so i was wondering how do wewe do it?
wewe WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS onyesha BEING ON THIS onyesha AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest nyota is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your Marafiki are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if wewe make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this bila mpangilio ninger play (sorry if i offend wewe i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a mwezi so i thought td post it here)
sioki:saska saska are wewe in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what wewe mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for wewe !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate wewe !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO wewe EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 sekunde till wewe all cry total ninger theme song
sioki:saska saska are wewe in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what wewe mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for wewe !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate wewe !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO wewe EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 sekunde till wewe all cry total ninger theme song