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I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if wewe are: HI!!! And I've read several other makala much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...


THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school mwaka and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an anime character, along with the anime itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the jina la mtumiaji ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if wewe see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and elevator music. 'Cuz I'm a rocker!!

6) I'm a big shabiki of Grojband. So when it was cancelled, I was like ' What the hell !! '

7) I'm an agnostic : someone who is on the fence when it comes to religion.

8) I'm not really a shabiki of Justin Beiber (is that how wewe spell it?) and One Direction.

9) My phone, a Samsung Galaxy 4, is too sensitive; the sensitivity it too high >.>

Last but not least...

10) I am in upendo with this face :3
posted by Windrises
Several of my inayopendelewa fictional characters are great alone, but others need a another good character to balance things out. This orodha is about the 5 duos that I like the most. I hope wewe read it and enjoy the list.

5. the Black Snow Princess and Megumi (Accel World)

Accel World is a anime show. The Black Snow Princess (Kuroyukihime) is the main female character and Megumi is her best friend. The 2 of them have a heartwarming and adorable friendship. The 18th episode is focused on them and it's easily my inayopendelewa episode. In that episode it's reveled how much they mean to each other. I'm not...
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I upendo GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to wewe say, "Why don't wewe speak zaidi clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim wewe are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe wewe but DONT give up, see how far wewe can get ( WARNING, may result in wewe being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when wewe are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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{Sally's POV}


"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean kwa 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four maswali to determine the level of your intellect. Your majibu must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating au wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: wewe are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in sekunde place.
In which position are wewe now?

Answer:

If wewe answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. wewe overtook the sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the inayofuata swali try not to be so dumb.

2 : If wewe overtake the last...
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posted by RulerL0rd
Ghetto Names

Mostly maarufu with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming zaidi common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us kwa our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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hetalia COZ I CAN XD
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes kwa waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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