Dare
1. Prank call your best friend.
2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I upendo GAY PEOPLE!"
3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.
3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.
4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.
5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)
6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.
7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to wewe say, "Why don't wewe speak zaidi clearly?"
8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended for guys)
9. Ask your mom why she didn't get anymore kids.
10. Tell your neighbor, "Santa pooped in your chimney."
11. Play "What Makes wewe Beautiful" to your girlfriend/crush/ex-girlfriend. (Recommended for guys)
12. Allow your partner to do your makeup while he/she is blindfolded.
13. Eat a whole packet of chips in one gulp (Don't choke yourself though!)
14. Freeze your bra/boxers.
15. Kiss the floor.
16. Make-out with your crush for 1 minute.
17. Take cheese and slap it on your crush's/best friend's face (Do this and you're dead)
18. Call your mom and say, "I'm gay/lesbian now."
19. Tie your laces together, stand up, and try to walk.
20. Tell everyone wewe struck puberty. (I did this and... >.<)
21. Pour a bucket of cold water on another person.
22. Kick your crush, then tell him/her wewe upendo him/her.
23. Watch porn then tell your parents you're ready to have sex :P
24. Ask a neighbor if they can lend wewe a tampon. (Recommended for ladies)
25. Steal a kid's balloon then say, "You're not a genius" 5 times.
Truth
1. Who is your latest crush?
2. Have wewe ever kissed someone of the same gender?
3. What is your crush's name?
4. What's the most embarassing moment in your life? Explain.
5. What do wewe like the most in a man's body? (Recommended for ladies)
6. Did wewe ever have a crush on your brother/sister?
7. Can wewe name all the fifty states in under two minutes? If so, do it!
8. Have wewe told your crush wewe like him/her? If not, do it!
9. What do wewe prefer in a woman's body? (Recommended for guys)
10. What part of your body would wewe want to be the best looking: hairy, legs, boobs, butt. (Recommended for ladies)
11. Who is your best friend? Do wewe have a crush on him/her? (Recommended for homos)
12. What is the biggest lie wewe ever told?
13. Did wewe ever get caught at something wewe didn't want anyone to know about? If so, what is it?
14. Can wewe say your name backwards? If so, do it!
15. Do wewe watch porn?
16. If your celebrity crush dated you, how far would wewe want them to go with you?
17. Did wewe ever have a crush on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
18. If wewe could do something that wewe can never do again, what would it be?
19. Can wewe twerk? If so, do it!
20. Can wewe count how many times wewe lied? If so, how many?
21. Do wewe like lesbos/gays/ au straight?
22. What would wewe do to get your crush's attention?
23. When was the last time wewe had a boyfriend?
24. Are wewe in a relationship right now?
25. Did wewe ever fart in public?? <-- God, this had me laughing.
Thanks for reading! Comment!
1. Prank call your best friend.
2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I upendo GAY PEOPLE!"
3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.
3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.
4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.
5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)
6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.
7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to wewe say, "Why don't wewe speak zaidi clearly?"
8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended for guys)
9. Ask your mom why she didn't get anymore kids.
10. Tell your neighbor, "Santa pooped in your chimney."
11. Play "What Makes wewe Beautiful" to your girlfriend/crush/ex-girlfriend. (Recommended for guys)
12. Allow your partner to do your makeup while he/she is blindfolded.
13. Eat a whole packet of chips in one gulp (Don't choke yourself though!)
14. Freeze your bra/boxers.
15. Kiss the floor.
16. Make-out with your crush for 1 minute.
17. Take cheese and slap it on your crush's/best friend's face (Do this and you're dead)
18. Call your mom and say, "I'm gay/lesbian now."
19. Tie your laces together, stand up, and try to walk.
20. Tell everyone wewe struck puberty. (I did this and... >.<)
21. Pour a bucket of cold water on another person.
22. Kick your crush, then tell him/her wewe upendo him/her.
23. Watch porn then tell your parents you're ready to have sex :P
24. Ask a neighbor if they can lend wewe a tampon. (Recommended for ladies)
25. Steal a kid's balloon then say, "You're not a genius" 5 times.
Truth
1. Who is your latest crush?
2. Have wewe ever kissed someone of the same gender?
3. What is your crush's name?
4. What's the most embarassing moment in your life? Explain.
5. What do wewe like the most in a man's body? (Recommended for ladies)
6. Did wewe ever have a crush on your brother/sister?
7. Can wewe name all the fifty states in under two minutes? If so, do it!
8. Have wewe told your crush wewe like him/her? If not, do it!
9. What do wewe prefer in a woman's body? (Recommended for guys)
10. What part of your body would wewe want to be the best looking: hairy, legs, boobs, butt. (Recommended for ladies)
11. Who is your best friend? Do wewe have a crush on him/her? (Recommended for homos)
12. What is the biggest lie wewe ever told?
13. Did wewe ever get caught at something wewe didn't want anyone to know about? If so, what is it?
14. Can wewe say your name backwards? If so, do it!
15. Do wewe watch porn?
16. If your celebrity crush dated you, how far would wewe want them to go with you?
17. Did wewe ever have a crush on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
18. If wewe could do something that wewe can never do again, what would it be?
19. Can wewe twerk? If so, do it!
20. Can wewe count how many times wewe lied? If so, how many?
21. Do wewe like lesbos/gays/ au straight?
22. What would wewe do to get your crush's attention?
23. When was the last time wewe had a boyfriend?
24. Are wewe in a relationship right now?
25. Did wewe ever fart in public?? <-- God, this had me laughing.
Thanks for reading! Comment!
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes wewe think 'Hey, I don't care what wewe think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, au stupid. They are three very different things, and if wewe don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are zaidi reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out bila mpangilio things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, au stupid. They are three very different things, and if wewe don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are zaidi reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out bila mpangilio things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a volkano flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Ok today i will tell wewe 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I upendo animals
2.I own tons of manga and anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i upendo uandishi my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i upendo going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i upendo the stars
10.i upendo to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my Marafiki on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink kwa putting chokoleti and bubble gum
The End
I hope wewe enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I upendo animals
2.I own tons of manga and anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i upendo uandishi my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i upendo going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i upendo the stars
10.i upendo to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my Marafiki on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink kwa putting chokoleti and bubble gum
The End
I hope wewe enjoyed!
BERLIN (Reuters) – A fox, mbweha has been unmasked as the mystery thief of zaidi than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities alisema Friday.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's pango and found a trove of viatu down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," alisema a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen aliiba them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's pango and found a trove of viatu down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," alisema a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen aliiba them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.