It all started when Chloe was in the jikoni making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these keki in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these keki in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course wewe don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights zamani and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate uandishi skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? zaidi like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course wewe don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights zamani and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate uandishi skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? zaidi like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're shati looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them wewe upendo them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch au stumach
step 8.Say i upendo wewe again
step 9:walk around them in circles imba my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say wewe hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're shati looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them wewe upendo them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch au stumach
step 8.Say i upendo wewe again
step 9:walk around them in circles imba my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say wewe hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your dawati au forehead.
2 = If wewe have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's inayofuata juu Model every day.
8 = Ask them every siku to sit inayofuata to them at lunch, but at lunch say wewe were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If wewe have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's inayofuata juu Model every day.
8 = Ask them every siku to sit inayofuata to them at lunch, but at lunch say wewe were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
kwa Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives wewe happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he au she will never turn his au her back on you...... au betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on wewe and stick its self to greed.
wewe cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
wewe can never again.
He/she will leave wewe disappointed and let wewe down.
Why should wewe look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When wewe have God with his upendo all wrapped around you.
kwa Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives wewe happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he au she will never turn his au her back on you...... au betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on wewe and stick its self to greed.
wewe cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
wewe can never again.
He/she will leave wewe disappointed and let wewe down.
Why should wewe look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When wewe have God with his upendo all wrapped around you.
wewe just shut the door i fell like zaidi when wewe say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do wewe make sure to upendo me even though i'm shy do wewe ever ever ever think to try? do wewe think of me? when wewe say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when wewe say hi well than wewe won't be mine! yes this is upendo but does it hurt? when i cry? when wewe say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i upendo you! why would say means things why would wewe say the stuff that stings why would wewe say that word when i know wewe much? i don't think i would be with wewe if i knew a thing au two about your life wewe backstabbing kisu i trusted wewe and yet wewe still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs wewe a lot.
Don't wewe upendo her?
I do...
I upendo my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs wewe a lot.
Don't wewe upendo her?
I do...
I upendo my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D