1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD wewe TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.
2. When your Marafiki is trying to tell wewe something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.
3. When wewe Marafiki is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I upendo YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.
4. If wewe go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD Macdonald’s RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a bila mpangilio stranger.
5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that machungwa, chungwa dust wewe get on Nacho Cheese Flavored Doritos. Then, put your hand on your Marafiki shoulder and say "I really like your shirt!"
6. When your Marafiki is talking to you, randomly start lightly punching au kicking him. See how long it takes him to yell "KNOCK IT OFF!"
7. Avoid talking to your friend for a few days. When he/she asks wewe why, give them the finger and run off. A few days later, start laughing and joking with them like nothing happened. Repeat every other week.
8. If wewe are invited to a party, come in your underwear, look around at the other people at the party and say "Awww! I thought this was going to be a nude party!" Act mad for the rest of the day
I hope wewe enjoyed my orodha of ways to annoy your friends. Hopefully, they won't hate you.
2. When your Marafiki is trying to tell wewe something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.
3. When wewe Marafiki is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I upendo YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.
4. If wewe go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD Macdonald’s RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a bila mpangilio stranger.
5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that machungwa, chungwa dust wewe get on Nacho Cheese Flavored Doritos. Then, put your hand on your Marafiki shoulder and say "I really like your shirt!"
6. When your Marafiki is talking to you, randomly start lightly punching au kicking him. See how long it takes him to yell "KNOCK IT OFF!"
7. Avoid talking to your friend for a few days. When he/she asks wewe why, give them the finger and run off. A few days later, start laughing and joking with them like nothing happened. Repeat every other week.
8. If wewe are invited to a party, come in your underwear, look around at the other people at the party and say "Awww! I thought this was going to be a nude party!" Act mad for the rest of the day
I hope wewe enjoyed my orodha of ways to annoy your friends. Hopefully, they won't hate you.