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kwa request; the male version of my juu villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also upendo me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?

Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.

10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued kwa the Joker. He's like the male Bellatrix au Azula and ya'll know how much I upendo those two. A batshit insane villain is a fun villain.

9. Valtor (Winx): Long story short, this man is the Dracula of Winx. He even has his own little theme song. wewe know he's here when wewe hear that awesome guitar, gitaa rift. He's a pretty neat villain, he's clearly got some power. Later on in the series wewe find out that he's not even actually human he's this gargoyle like monster created kwa (the lovely) Icy's ancestor.
Also dat goatee, gotta upendo the goatee.

8. Deidara (Naruto): Yes my interest range goes from girly Winx to action-packed Naruto. This guy is the bomb (boooo, your puns suck)! As someone who has been in ceramics classes, I thoroughly enjoy a man who can blow shit up using clay. This dude bro has three mouths; the boring regular one and then one on each of his hands. It's creepy as heck and I upendo it! In fact those mouths are how he makes the exploding clay. Pretty nifty if wewe ask me.

7. Scabior (Harry Potter): This guy is freaking sexy. If I weren't asexual, I'd tap that lol. Gosh he was such an insignificant character and Bellatrix owned his arse, but I like him anyway. Liking him was (as tumblr put it) like being that parent sitting at a school musical waiting for mti 3 (aka his/her son) to appear on stage. He was a pretty menacing presence whist he was on screen.

6. Lucius (Harry Potter): And then there's this butthole! He is such a snobby little prick but I upendo him regardless. He carries this pimp cane around with him everywhere. He's got fab hair. I swear he and Bella get into it over hair. Sure he's zaidi of a follower than a leader but the way he sasses Harry on behalf of Draco is always a fun watch.

5. Dracula (Van Helsing): This is another movie I vaguely recall. But I remember thinking that Dracula was kick-booty. I honestly can't upendo villains without loving a classic like Dracula. He was absolutely cool and I'd totally steal his wardrobe. He had 3 vampire brides catering to his every need. And when it came down the final fight he had some pretty wicked moves.

4. Envy (Full Metal Alchemist): Any friend of my inayopendelewa character (Lust) is a friend of mine. I think Envy is cool as he is a shape shifter. To be honest he may not even be male it's a common theory among the fandom that he actually has no gender. But he's still my inayopendelewa palm mti hair'd anime bro. He's ruthless and cruel and merciless. Just an all around interesting character. Though I can't say much for his development as I quit watching after Spoiler Lust died. End of Spoiler

3. Hook (Once Upon A Time): I thought Hook was a pretty interesting character from the moment I saw him. And I totally shipped him with Regina. At first he's kind of a douchey womanizer, but after some time (despite my hatred of the ship) with Emma he sort of tamed his male parts. He's actually a pretty loyal guy right now but he's still got his secrets. Even so, I still think he's a cool character.

2. Zuko (Avatar): I was not sure if I should put him on here as he's good now, but I put Gina in my last makala so I'll add a Zuko. I mean I upendo Azula of course I'm gonna upendo her brother. In the beginning this was actually not true, I used to hate him. But the zaidi I thought about it, the zaidi I liked him. He's just as deep a character as his little sister. He started off at a very low point--pretty much bald with only a silly gppony, pony tail and then he grew out some sexy hair. Oh and also he turned from bad to good.
In all seriousness, I loved his redemption arc; he was all about 'honor' and capturing the avatar. But after 2 and a half long seasons he came to realize honor wasn't what he wanted...it was his father's love. And from there he realized that he had zaidi self respect than that. If his father couldn't upendo him unconditionally then he'd hold his own and do the right thing.

1. Saywer (Lost): Though he's zaidi of an anti-hero/that guy who screws with everyone just to do it, I'm gonna add him to this orodha as he is my inayopendelewa male character in general. This guy is like a male Regina/Icy mix. He is stuck on an island in the middle of a jungle with all these people he hates. And he is one sassy bastard. He's an asshole and I hated him at first. But after teasing him (for being an asshole) with my friend I started to grow fond of him. If I joke about a character enough odds are I'll start to like 'em. He is so 100% with everyone and that island it's fun to watch. Aside from maybe Regina, I have never seen someone so 110% done with life. He has great nicknames for everyone like 'freckles' 'doc' 'international house of pancakes' 'hobbit (which is funny because the character in mind's actor played a hobbit)' 'French Chick' and so many more. He has aliyopewa so many nicknames that alisema nicknames have their own Wikipedia page!
But really he does have zaidi depth. He's actually a very sympathetic character especially when wewe find out why he calls himself Sawyer. He also fell in upendo with this chick, Juliet. He cried man tears when she almost died. Their relationship is just wonderful. When he's with her wewe can tell that he's not as much of a jerk as he lets on. And he does have some very bold heroic moments that I can get down with.

And so I have come to realize that the two male characters I upendo most are the ones I also hated the most. ;D
 Can wewe see how completely done this man is!?
Can you see how completely done this man is!?
posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did wewe get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been aliyopewa your share !

HE: Will wewe come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make wewe very happy
SHE: Why? Are wewe leaving?

HE: What would wewe say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If upendo is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should wewe believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that mbwa upendo to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at wewe if wewe blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a mti falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pembetano, pandetano were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a casserole, vyungu vya

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole bata

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the inayofuata car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The zaidi it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying wewe should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the maoni which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz wewe hate America."

3. When wewe go to the princible's office, and when he asks why wewe were sent, say, "I wrote that wewe sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited kwa mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah kitindamlo and traveled kwa Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened mkate which is mkate made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
wewe came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one siku embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I upendo the special bond that we beutifully share,
I upendo the way wewe onyesha u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever salama within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When wewe meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are wewe doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't wewe try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When wewe ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer siagi Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as wewe can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when wewe laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* machungwa, chungwa Lavaburst
* peach, pichi (no longer produced)
* Poppin' pink Lemonade
* strawberry Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy apple cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* matunda Pow
* matunda Punch
* Orange
* machungwa, chungwa Supernova
* pink Lemonade
* raspberry, rasiberi Kiwi
* Strawberry
* strawberry Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C sour, wamekula Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Did wewe really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be zaidi than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special siku
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that siku
there was lots to be alisema
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When wewe alisema "I upendo you"
I alisema "I upendo wewe too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be zaidi
What if I did...
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) songesha everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an tembo weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Marafiki and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if wewe sometimes feel sad au depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to wewe sorry, but if your in any other country, then wewe still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When wewe think of chokoleti everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press bila mpangilio numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their maswali with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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1. "Do not use if wewe cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping au unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. wewe can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say wewe should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching televisheni kwa candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find televisheni very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO wewe - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring wewe the news of fail blog sooner...

some of wewe may know but the rest of wewe probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your siku to siku FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most bila mpangilio posts of failed picha shots of failures ilitumwa kwa dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make wewe laugh! wewe can take failed pictures your self...
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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other makala like this so here's another one.I hope wewe enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks kwa (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a chai party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals kwa say "would wewe like to jiunge us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the pink fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good au I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus tamasha with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the tamasha and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl au not). Make sure wewe both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez au Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's koti, jacket in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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onyesha this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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