Me: well I’m in tournament of the minds which is like a problem solving them which involves uigizaji it out. Anyway my team made it to state and on the bus trip back let’s just say I was hypo. This is my funny story and the siku I Lost all my Marafiki lol.
Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in mwaka 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat inayofuata to Fred who i had sat inayofuata to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females kwa the way, they choose those names off a onyesha called mighty boosh) and way and bolo and nabu sat together as well (same show) anyway so my Fred pulled out a bag of lollies, wewe know the really big bag, (you should know that I had ten saschets of sugar before, and I so won a bet lol) so i instantly took all the red ones out and ate them and anyone who took one from me was pushed down the isle of the bus lol. anyway a boy on the other side of me asked to play truth and dare so i obliged and did all dare feeling happy.
Anyway so i had to sit on freds lap on a randoms lap ask out a girl, ask out a boy etc. And soon i was absolutelty hyper so i asked out a girl for this guy lets call the guy 'harry potter' and way so he punches me in the shoulder and i do the same, and then he pushes me off the kiti, kiti cha but i roll down the isle. I sit there shaking with laughter while he thought I was crying. And then the teachers put mr maharage, maharagwe on so that meant I was laughing the hardest the loudest and the longest.
When we got nyumbani we went to KFC and I had to leave the duka because I was laughing so much. So there wewe have it folks, The siku that scared everyone away from me.
Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in mwaka 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat inayofuata to Fred who i had sat inayofuata to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females kwa the way, they choose those names off a onyesha called mighty boosh) and way and bolo and nabu sat together as well (same show) anyway so my Fred pulled out a bag of lollies, wewe know the really big bag, (you should know that I had ten saschets of sugar before, and I so won a bet lol) so i instantly took all the red ones out and ate them and anyone who took one from me was pushed down the isle of the bus lol. anyway a boy on the other side of me asked to play truth and dare so i obliged and did all dare feeling happy.
Anyway so i had to sit on freds lap on a randoms lap ask out a girl, ask out a boy etc. And soon i was absolutelty hyper so i asked out a girl for this guy lets call the guy 'harry potter' and way so he punches me in the shoulder and i do the same, and then he pushes me off the kiti, kiti cha but i roll down the isle. I sit there shaking with laughter while he thought I was crying. And then the teachers put mr maharage, maharagwe on so that meant I was laughing the hardest the loudest and the longest.
When we got nyumbani we went to KFC and I had to leave the duka because I was laughing so much. So there wewe have it folks, The siku that scared everyone away from me.
So,this is my first of maybe many makala that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i alisema astronouts how do wewe think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first ng'ombe in space was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Marafiki Collin Mc Moo,Milky chokoleti and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents ng'ombe Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank wewe for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i alisema astronouts how do wewe think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first ng'ombe in space was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Marafiki Collin Mc Moo,Milky chokoleti and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents ng'ombe Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank wewe for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
