In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up kwa itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind wewe once wewe get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a sekunde thought,it wasn't until the fifth mwaka that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months zamani i was nyumbani alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace. i had been upstairs playing on my Playstation when the house phone rang,normally i would answer the one i had upstairs but i had unplugged the charger and it died, i ran downstairs in order to answer the phone, my two mbwa that were up there with me were still at my heels,i picked up the phone, 1-800 service of course. i let the mbwa out back i remember vaguely what happened,i opened the door 3 beeps from the alarm system notified me then i closed it, before going back upstairs i went to the bathroom,while i was using the bathroom i heard 3 beeps notifying me that a door has been opened, i didn't give it a sekunde thought because i assumed my parents had just got home,accept i didn't hear their footsteps,and there were no voices. i got out of the bathroom and checked all three doors, the front door was locked the karakana door was locked and the back door was unlocked but my mbwa who were 2 husky's would not have let a stranger in without attacking them, i let them both in and locked the door,maybe i just imagined it, i did have a Pretty vivid imagination,i do get a little paranoid when i am nyumbani alone it wasn't out of the swali hell maybe i didn't close the back door all the way who knows,what i do know is that all the doors were locked au guarded kwa mbwa when my parents left,it wasn't long after that when i would wake up in the morning the door would be wide open,sure it would do that once au twice over the course of living here but i was still creeped out.but recently its been opened in the morning at least once a week,so i told my parents and they got a latch for it to keep it closed,this was such a relief. for about three weeks the door was never opened then one siku i came nyumbani from school and the latch was laying on the ground inayofuata to the open door that's when i started sleeping with a kisu on my bedside table, i put the latch back on but every time i put it on and leave it for a few hours and when i came back it would fall off,i was scared and i didn't hide it from my parents, i told them time and time again that the door was still opening but they will tell me its a cheap latch and to get over it,i was almost 18 and had to give up the fear of the dark soon,accept it wasn't the darkness i was scared of.i was scared of whoever was living in that crawlspace.one siku i went down for lunch when my parents just both stared at me,i asked what was wrong and if i had something in my teeth and they just kept looking at me,as if i did something to be ashamed of. "we heard wewe last night" my father said, "heard me doing what? Snoring? i'm sorry its just that i have had trouble slee. "No not snoring we heard wewe in the jikoni last night it didn't help that wewe were slamming the fridge door waking everybody up if your hungry during the nights just eat zaidi chajio, chakula cha jioni wewe know we have plenty of chakula so wewe don't have to starve yourself" he finished, "dad i didn't get up last night i didn't i think i would remember if i had" "oh really? wewe didn't?" he alisema like i was trying to fool him but i wasn't, "yeah dad it wasn't me" "don't lie to me" "i'm not i swear" "maybe wewe were sleepwalking? it sounded just the way wewe walk when wewe go to the bathroom at night and i could of swore i heard your door open" "dad i hadn't sleepwalked in years wewe know that" that's when the realty of this hit me "well wewe like cherry koki so unless it was that damn ghost in the crawlspace,i don't know who else it could of been" and checking his phone "shit i am going to be late, i upendo wewe son stop starving yourself" and with that he left closing the door behind him, 3 beeps i didn't sleep much after that, most nights i would have the tv on and just look at the door latch locked and all i still had school so i would stay up till 4 knowing that if i had to stay up the inayofuata night i would kill myself. but even then i would sleep for 2 hours and when i woke up the door would be open latch laying on the ground beside it,then the door would be opened every morning,i decided that i had to do something about it once and for all,the night came and it was 4 am i turned of my tv and i was laying on my bed,waiting. about 30 sekunde later,the first push came,slow and strong then another and another, on the forth push the latch felled to the ground and the door opened,i waited looking at the door,a head poked out whoever was in there may have been human but i don't think so,i lights were of so i can't be sure,the door was all the way opened,it made its way out head first using his arms to drag him through the opening, when he was out i can see a thin hairless man. i can hear my moyo beating and it could hear it too, it turned its head and it was looking at me walking closer to the bed,it made its way to where i was,i dared not to open my eyes i could hear it sniffing in the air, it was beside me, i heard him open his mouth and closed it. soon he crawled on all fours back to the crawlspace making itself nyumbani in the crawlspace and it closed the door.i didn't sleep for the rest of the night and when it was salama to come out i didn't leave my bed, "ALEX get out of kitanda your going to be late for school" my dad yelled i then heard him leave, 3 beeps after that i heard a noise at the door and then..... it opened.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No wewe are a robot times 1000000.
User: No wewe are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and wewe are a robot.
User: User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. wewe are the robot here.
User: User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... wewe computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So wewe admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No wewe are a robot times 1000000.
User: No wewe are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and wewe are a robot.
User: User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. wewe are the robot here.
User: User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... wewe computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So wewe admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The tamasha Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 saa Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There imba I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're kiti, kiti cha Ooh K Then drake Sad wewe Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The mashabiki mashabiki Was imba Along Giving Him Flowers Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For kusoma And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that wewe have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask maswali to a magic 8 ball and take the majibu seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when wewe find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when wewe see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a bila mpangilio person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that wewe have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask maswali to a magic 8 ball and take the majibu seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when wewe find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when wewe see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a bila mpangilio person!
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws chakula at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid maswali (ex: What do maktaba cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a siku when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who wewe think she is
*She throws chakula at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid maswali (ex: What do maktaba cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a siku when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who wewe think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book kwa its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders au u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id upendo to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break wewe down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to wewe that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating maoni about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why wewe like what wewe do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do wewe do it? Do wewe have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever wewe do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to wewe that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating maoni about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why wewe like what wewe do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do wewe do it? Do wewe have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever wewe do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banana, ndizi even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana, ndizi is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but wewe can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a zaidi stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klabu song)
banana, ndizi banana, ndizi kondoo are there Marafiki
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana, ndizi is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but wewe can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a zaidi stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klabu song)
banana, ndizi banana, ndizi kondoo are there Marafiki
BANANAS