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posted by TheMagicLoki
A basic explanation of what this is: I was bored one night so I came up with a brilliant idea. I selected myself and eleven other fanpoppers (there was no prejudice, the selection was random) to be placed in a situation where we all crash on an island. Using a series of raffles with names and actions, I created a story. There are several ways (both happy and tragic) for people to be "eliminated" from the story, and once everyone has received their ending, the story will be over. I will be releasing that story with a separate makala for each siku of strandedness. This contains a orodha of the included fanpop users, as well as the first day, starting with a plane crash.

The "Chosen Ones"

#1 zanhar1

#2 Riku114

#3 ImaScrubbyScrub

#4 deathding

#5 shaneoohmac13

#6 fabgirl12

#7 Nick3600

#8 BlindBandit92

#9 wantadog

#10 AquaMarine6663

#11 Wolfpaw6

And of course myself, #12 TheMagicLoki


Now let the slaughter begin!

The plane begins to rattle and make strange noises. Suddenly, the engine is on moto and altitude is being lost. Several people die in the commotion, and all that remain are the pilot, an air martial, and ten passengers as they plummet downward toward a nearby island.

The pilot, Nick3600, and the air martial, zanhar1, both brace themselves in the cockpit.

shaneoohmac13 and fabgirl12 jump out into the ocean.

TheMagicLoki hides in the storage cabin.

BlindBandit92 climbs out the window on juu of the plane.

wantadog, AquaMarine6663, Wolfpaw6, Riku114, ImaScrubbyScrub, and deathding remain seated calmly in the back of the plane.

The plane breaks apart, separating the front half from the back.

As the pieces of the plane fall from the sky, zanhar1 and Nick3600 jump out with parachutes and both land safely on shore.

BlindBandit92 turns out to be an MI6 agent, and jumps off the back of the plane, grabbing onto the rope ladder of a helicopter and escaping.

The fuel tank explodes and burns TheMagicLoki to a crisp.

shaneoohmac13 lands near the island in the water.

fabgirl12 disappears in the distant water behind the plane.

deathding, wantadog, AquaMarine6663, ImaScrubbyScrub, Wolfpaw6, and Riku114 continue to sit calmly in their seats until they land safely on the sand.

The passengers from the back group up with the pilot and martial near the wreckage to discuss what they should do next.

There is still no sign of fabgirl12.

Charred pieces of TheMagicLoki's corpse rain down from the sky onto deathding, mildly injuring him.

zanhar1 insists on staying to wait for rescue, but Nick3600 believes the dangers of getting sucked into the broken engine are too great and walks off into a nearby jungle.

ImaScrubbyScrub attempts to treat deathding's wound, but having no medical knowledge, only makes it worse.

AquaMarine6663, wantadog, and ImaScrubbyScrub follow Nick3600 into the jungle, but deathding, Wolfpaw6, and Riku114 stay with zanhar1.

shaneoohmac13 swims to pwani and joins zanhar1's group for the night, where they are setting up camp.

Nick3600's group continues venturing through the jungle after dark.

And that's the end of siku one!
50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time wewe turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him au her that you’ve Lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he au she has anything...
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1. wewe can do whatever wewe damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. wewe can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. wewe can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. wewe don't having to think about birth control, calendars au ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. wewe can go out and flirt as much as your moyo desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet kiti, kiti cha issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time wewe lick a stamp.

-It takes zaidi calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery provides wewe with.

-Many people think eating samaki makes wewe zaidi intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to kuvuka, msalaba the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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1.skip randomly
2.pretend wewe have a bila mpangilio obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the inayofuata few days and buy all sorts of llama related stuff then one siku dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several zaidi times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of wewe so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him wewe met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do wewe listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him kwa his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your inayopendelewa guy[If wewe hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson au some who wewe like ALLOT!]

9. Come nyumbani saying wewe found your true...
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added by Sprinter23
GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED kwa YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying machungwa, chungwa on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as wewe want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza au something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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Source: Tumblr.
posted by CatAlicerox14
1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag au what ever wewe can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and matunda aisles and ask every dakika "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? au rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age wewe are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....
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Source: Facebook
posted by i_luv_angst
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...
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I've been saying I was going to do this for a while but now I'm finally going to. Just like with my heroines makala sometime after this I'm going to make an makala of the 10 WORST animated heroes. I have a very unique orodha with some underrated characters, especially at the juu of my list. Please leave a maoni about what wewe think, enjoy.

20.Pinocchio(Pinocchio)
 I'm... I'm real...
I'm... I'm real...

Just like my heroines makala I started out my makala with an underrated character, however unlike before this is actually a very well-known character. Everyone knows who Pinocchio is, parents have made jokes...
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added by DementedKitty
Source: memebase
Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so wewe don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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When you're happy and wewe know it bomb Iraq
If wewe cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If wewe never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If wewe think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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