So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach wewe what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.
TEN THINGS TO DO IF wewe HAVE NO LIFE
1. Get a life
It's exactly what it means.
2. Get another life
This doesn't make sense but if wewe have no life, wewe know it does.
3. Eat Ben and Jerry's
Because, why not?
4. Don't do your homework
Because if wewe do it, you'll have a life. And if wewe have a life, then wewe wouldn't be looking up what to do when wewe don't have one. So don't do it and look up makala on what to do when wewe have no life.
5. Clean up your room
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat LOL I have no life.)
6. Make yourself some cookies
I upendo cookies. The chokoleti chip kind.
7. Play Pokemon Go
Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!
8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor
I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.
9. Go camping
I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.
10. Stop kusoma this
Dummy.
TEN THINGS TO DO IF wewe HAVE NO LIFE
1. Get a life
It's exactly what it means.
2. Get another life
This doesn't make sense but if wewe have no life, wewe know it does.
3. Eat Ben and Jerry's
Because, why not?
4. Don't do your homework
Because if wewe do it, you'll have a life. And if wewe have a life, then wewe wouldn't be looking up what to do when wewe don't have one. So don't do it and look up makala on what to do when wewe have no life.
5. Clean up your room
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat LOL I have no life.)
6. Make yourself some cookies
I upendo cookies. The chokoleti chip kind.
7. Play Pokemon Go
Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!
8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor
I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.
9. Go camping
I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.
10. Stop kusoma this
Dummy.
1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your dawati au forehead.
2 = If wewe have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's inayofuata juu Model every day.
8 = Ask them every siku to sit inayofuata to them at lunch, but at lunch say wewe were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If wewe have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's inayofuata juu Model every day.
8 = Ask them every siku to sit inayofuata to them at lunch, but at lunch say wewe were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
kwa Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives wewe happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he au she will never turn his au her back on you...... au betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on wewe and stick its self to greed.
wewe cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
wewe can never again.
He/she will leave wewe disappointed and let wewe down.
Why should wewe look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When wewe have God with his upendo all wrapped around you.
kwa Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives wewe happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he au she will never turn his au her back on you...... au betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on wewe and stick its self to greed.
wewe cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
wewe can never again.
He/she will leave wewe disappointed and let wewe down.
Why should wewe look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When wewe have God with his upendo all wrapped around you.
wewe just shut the door i fell like zaidi when wewe say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do wewe make sure to upendo me even though i'm shy do wewe ever ever ever think to try? do wewe think of me? when wewe say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when wewe say hi well than wewe won't be mine! yes this is upendo but does it hurt? when i cry? when wewe say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i upendo you! why would say means things why would wewe say the stuff that stings why would wewe say that word when i know wewe much? i don't think i would be with wewe if i knew a thing au two about your life wewe backstabbing kisu i trusted wewe and yet wewe still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs wewe a lot.
Don't wewe upendo her?
I do...
I upendo my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs wewe a lot.
Don't wewe upendo her?
I do...
I upendo my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she aliiba our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she aliiba our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine siku in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing au whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the makala is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing au whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the makala is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ndoto is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragoni now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
au there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ndoto is not a crime
Find your ngome in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads wewe to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my ndoto is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragoni now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
au there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ndoto is not a crime
Find your ngome in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads wewe to the moon 'cause..."
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name au talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his muziki every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask wewe if wewe have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i upendo justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate au upendo whatever he does even if they hate it au upendo it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name au talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his muziki every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask wewe if wewe have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i upendo justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate au upendo whatever he does even if they hate it au upendo it