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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if wewe spare him, he later tries to kill wewe anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the inayofuata fix, regardless of the fact she clearly loves Johnny. This leads to her having an affair with Trevor, and Trevor killing Johnny and everyone else in the gang. Killing Ashley is optional. wewe can run her over after killing Johnny..


#2: JIMMY:
Jimmy is an asshole and a complete idiot in many missions. However, he ends up saving his entire family from a Merryweather mercenary in "Meltdown" kwa knocking him out with his bong and proceeding to teabag him... only to end up accidentally chai bagging Michael.


#1: LAMAR:
Lamar lacks foresight and is very impulsive, leading to a number of ridiculously stupid decisions.
1: Kidnapping a gangster who has known wewe from when wewe were a child with a Paper-Thin Disguise with your dog in tow. Oh. and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him. And then using your own phone to announce his ransom to the authorities. (not to mention, having the guy recognize you).
2: Yes Lamar, it's a brilliant idea to enter into a drug deal with a gangster wewe previously tried to kidnap in an abandoned warehouse. Nothing sketchy about that.
3: Going into the middle of nowhere to do a deal arranged kwa someone your friend has told wewe might be a snitch.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude maoni to yourself. I hope wewe like it and please tell me what wewe think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. upendo him au hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, upendo this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I upendo upendo upendo this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in upendo with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
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I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like wewe see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser...
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper au self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are uchungu, chungu but the matunda is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which wewe can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming au seem polite. au he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, au worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear zaidi of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? au simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
posted by Canada24
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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a maua, ua in the yard. I tried to plant it kwa the Sandbox, but Lisa alisema that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for onyesha and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa alisema people came to the porch and...
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posted by deathding
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the amazon River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every siku of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy au grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...
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(I made this around two years zamani and never finished it so..... HERE wewe GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, centipedes, centipede and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed kwa Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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posted by Canada24
#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I upendo this show, but it become less and less maarufu after Charlie left. And the producers...
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I wanted to include some of my inayopendelewa disturbing events in history. This is only a brief overview of the events, I encourage wewe to go research them yourselves. I intentionally included a lot of the lesser known events in history.

0, Ant-walking alligator people of Hiroshima
I know this is an old makala that probably no one goes to anymore, but I have something I need to take off my mind. I am a little hard to disturb when it comes to military history, but this... I've been struggling with it all morning. I'll just say this, don't look it up, don't look for the pictures, save yourself the...
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posted by slenderman777
Item #: SCP-509

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B are both to be contained on-site, due to their immobility. Each is to be cordoned off, and any members of the public turned away. Outside of research and maintenance purposes, no humans au pigs, living au dead, are to be allowed into either structure. Personnel may safely enter and leave SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B within four dakika of activation and while inactive.

After testing, any living humans recovered from SCP-509-B are to be trained as Level 0 personnel and assigned to minimal security positions. Personnel...
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posted by chrystea
wewe will need an object(you can carry),a yellow au white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a dakika then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take wewe on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And wewe often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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posted by Directioner3300
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Marafiki au anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one siku he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they alisema goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The inayofuata siku Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset au lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
I upendo Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical maoni to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST Marafiki FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", kwa pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...
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Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my nenosiri for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the maoni and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.

that being alisema i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.

i changed my nenosiri so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if wewe see some retarded post made kwa me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.

soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day









for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if wewe don't believe me then find your choice.
posted by slenderman777
In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up kwa itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind wewe once wewe get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a sekunde thought,it wasn't until the fifth mwaka that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months zamani i was nyumbani alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....
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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As wewe have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose wewe can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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