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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if wewe spare him, he later tries to kill wewe anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the inayofuata fix, regardless of the fact she clearly loves Johnny. This leads to her having an affair with Trevor, and Trevor killing Johnny and everyone else in the gang. Killing Ashley is optional. wewe can run her over after killing Johnny..


#2: JIMMY:
Jimmy is an asshole and a complete idiot in many missions. However, he ends up saving his entire family from a Merryweather mercenary in "Meltdown" kwa knocking him out with his bong and proceeding to teabag him... only to end up accidentally chai bagging Michael.


#1: LAMAR:
Lamar lacks foresight and is very impulsive, leading to a number of ridiculously stupid decisions.
1: Kidnapping a gangster who has known wewe from when wewe were a child with a Paper-Thin Disguise with your dog in tow. Oh. and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him. And then using your own phone to announce his ransom to the authorities. (not to mention, having the guy recognize you).
2: Yes Lamar, it's a brilliant idea to enter into a drug deal with a gangster wewe previously tried to kidnap in an abandoned warehouse. Nothing sketchy about that.
3: Going into the middle of nowhere to do a deal arranged kwa someone your friend has told wewe might be a snitch.
posted by justinfangrrl
I did write this on tumblr. It's both opinion and fact. More-so on fact. Say what wewe want. But don't be rude.

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A rant for the earth~ Idle no zaidi

-just a rant, reblog if wewe wish/if wewe upendo the earth- //read if wewe want

Jeez, I was having a conversation with my mom (a social studies teacher) about racism and how odd it is that somehow all the corrupt, stupid people get picked to be a Country’s leader. [This isn’t always the case of course, but it happens zaidi than it should]

I can honestly say that Stephen Harper is probably the most despicable, corrupt, moronic, pathetic excuse of a Prime...
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Months passed, and everything went the same. Eve hadn't controlled her bat shifting, it kept snowing around Emma’s kiti, kiti cha during tests, and everyone was suspicious of Mellissa in gym class.

It was a crisp Monday on October 12th--- two weeks before Halloween. And a full moon. "Attention all students of Pine Oak! As wewe know, it is almost Halloween, which means it's time to get ready for our Halloween Bash!" Principal Brown's voice boomed over the whole school, and applaud followed the intercom. "So pick your dates, costumes, and I will ask all 7th graders to sign up for decorating committee."...
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"See you!" Emma alisema turning the corner on her bike. Eve and Mellissa waved in reply. The rest of the school siku went kwa pretty quickly for them. "Eve, can I see your place? We've seen mine and Emma’s just not yours." Mellissa asked. "No, my room would be, uh, too messy. Maybe some other time," Eve alisema panicking. "Gosh, okay then. I'll see wewe tomorrow." Mellissa replied. "There's something Eve's hiding... and I'm going to find out!" Mellissa thought.

Mellissa followed Eve to a small one story house that looked warm and cozy. Mellissa hid behind the side. Eve turned around in Mellissa's...
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The inayofuata siku was Wednesday, which meant they met with Ms. Winters again. "I'm kind of scared!" Emma whined. Mellissa and Eve rolled their eyes. “Come on, Emma!" Eve threw back her head. "Fine." Emma replied back.

When it was time, Ms. Winters pulled them inside the classroom. "We're going to learn your abilities. Eve, wewe first. Think bats." Ms. Winters said. Eve got up and closed her eyes. Fangs shot out of mouth and her once small human frame morphed into a bat. "Squeeeeeak! Squeeeaaaak!" Eve tried to say.

"Nice job, Miss Dipalo.Now Mellissa. If wewe don't already know, wewe have super strength,...
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The inayofuata day, after math, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met. When the door to the bathroom was locked, Emma alisema "Go as far from me and everyone as wewe can."

"Eek!" Eve screamed. "Eve, are wewe okay?! Please tell me you're okay." Mellissa exclaimed. “I--- I'm fine, it's just... I CAN SEE IN THE DARK BETTER THAN LIGHT! I just thought I needed glasses..." Mellissa and Emma both stuttered. "Just, let's go on..." Eve said. Once they were as far away as they could be, Emma alisema "Now come close." "What's the point of this, Emma?" Eve alisema impatiently. Emma sighed, clearly annoyed. "Just do it ok?" Emma...
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"Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" Emma called from the foyer of their house. She walked into the jikoni and found her parents cooking dinner. "Hi sweetie, we're cooking vegetarian spaghetti, tambi and the sauce, your favorite!" Her mom said. "Cool! But I need to eat it fast, I need to call some Marafiki and talk, is that okay?" Emma said, walking over to her mom. "Of course, honey!" Her mom said. "And dinner's just about ready."

"Bye!" Eve mouthed to Mellissa from the sidewalk. Eve turned the corner and once she did she started running towards an alley. "Might as well take a shortcut." She muttered to herself....
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First off, I’m trying to convey that I find your statement au remark funny, even though I may au may not be laughing behind this screen. Some people are too lazy to laugh, au just do it to make them think that they like wewe in order to get something out of you. Those kind of lolers are NOT your friends, I repeat NOT. For those who are clueless about what I’m talking about, “lol” is internet slang for laugh out loud and is probably the most used word on the internet and about 90% of internet denizens use this slang word in their daily online conversations, blog posts, comments, etc....
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected kwa wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited kwa one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit au other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that wewe have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers au water witches. Someone who can locate water au Lost object with a rod au wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see au sense aura, au energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week wewe eat au want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 au 10.

Let's say wewe eat chokoleti 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number kwa 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the awali result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that kwa 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current mwaka (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If wewe haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming wewe were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 au 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one au two digits will be the number of times per week wewe eat au want chokoleti (the number wewe specified in the first step).

8 pieces of chokoleti a week, 35 years of age.
posted by misscrazel
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I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
 "It's a long story. wewe wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. wewe can tell me if wewe ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
posted by animelol
-Every year, nearly 4 million Cats are eaten in Asia
-On average, Cats spend 2/3 of a siku sleeping,that means a 9 mwaka old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. mbwa and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of Cats is called a "clowder"
-Female Cats tend to be right pawed, while male Cats are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, mbwa make 10.
-Some siamese Cats appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A Cats eyesight is both better and...
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If wewe could see inside my heart
Then wewe will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep wewe hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the moto we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
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It's all the same
Only the names will change
Everyday
It seems we're wastin' away

Another place
Where the faces are so cold
I drive all night
Just to get back home

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead au alive
Wanted
Dead au alive

Sometimes I sleep
Sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet
Always go their separate ways

Sometimes wewe tell the day
By the bottle that wewe drink
And times when you're alone
When all wewe do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead au alive
Wanted
(Wanted)
Dead au alive

Ohh alright
Ay

Oh I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or...
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In a time, in a place
In a world, they forgot
Lives the moyo of me
A part that just won't die
Just a boy, not a man
Sent to war, in a land
They alisema we'd fight for their freedom
But I felt like a hired hand

Sometimes I have to find my way
Sometimes I have to get away

Take me back, Tokyo Road
Take me back, Tokyo Road

Working hard, for a pass
Got the night, make it last
It was a night to remember
All my life I would never forget
In a bar, breathing smoke
Snorting whiskey, drinking coke
It was a time when no one would die
And there wasn't a care

Sometimes I wish it was that way
‘Cause sometimes I have to get away...
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In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take wewe higher than you've ever known
Then drive wewe down to your knees
I pick wewe up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...
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Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my moyo for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the moto but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...
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Shot through the moyo
It's all part of the game that we call love

Would wewe be content to see me crying
After all those little games wewe put me through
After all I've done for wewe you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're gonna take a fall
I gave wewe everything
Now here's the curtain call

Am I’m
Shot through the moyo as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, ha
I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
I've grown up and now I'm...
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What zaidi can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, hujambo but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I upendo her)
That I upendo her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are wewe ready for sekunde yet?"

"Are wewe going to come again inayofuata time?"

"It's a little dry, do wewe still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do wewe think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, wewe never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be inayofuata in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well wewe know that face au a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If wewe don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------