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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards kwa an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Episode 7: Being The Cute One

Cameraman: *Filming the interviewer, stopping his car in front of The Powerpuff Girl's home*
Interviewer: *Steps out of his car* Hello, and welcome to another interview with The Powerpuff Girls. Our sekunde interview is with Bubbles. We're about to walk inside her nyumbani to speak with her.
Bubbles: *Inside the house with Blossom, and Buttercup* I'm so nervous.
Blossom: Relax. *Hugs Bubbles* You'll do great.
Bubbles: Thank wewe Blossom.
Interviewer: *Knocks on the door*
Buttercup: Go get 'em Bubbles!
Bubbles: *Walks to the door, and opens it*
Interviewer: Are wewe ready for your interview Bubbles?
Bubbles: Yes I am.
Interviewer: Good. Where would wewe like to set up?
Bubbles: Ooh! Can we do it outside?
Interviewer: Of course.
Bubbles: Yippee!

A couple of dakika later, everything was set up. The interviewer was sitting with Bubbles at a meza, jedwali in the front yard, with an umbrella set up. The cameraman had his own shade. He was standing with his camera in a tent. The front was open so that he could film Bubbles during her interview. All three of them had a glass of lemonade.

Interviewer: Here on STH news, we'll begin our sekunde installment of interviews with the Powerpuff Girls. Our sekunde girl is Bubbles. Just like the awali interview with Blossom, we'll ask Bubbles maswali about her interests, hobbies, hopes & dreams, and her methods to defeating bad guys. Once again, we'll start with methods. How do wewe do it Bubbles?
Bubbles: With a smile.
Interviewer: Now that's just sweet.
Bubbles: *Giggles*
Interviewer: What do wewe think about working with Blossom, and Buttercup.
Bubbles: I upendo Blossom. She's a good leader, and knows exactly what she's doing. Buttercup's brute strength comes in handy at times, but I think she needs to improve her attitude. She's too grumpy at times.
Interviewer: What's your inayopendelewa super power?
Bubbles: I like flying, but my inayopendelewa is communicating with animals. I can talk to squirrels, bears, dogs. I like the dogs. They're so cute!
Interviewer: And so are you.
Bubbles: *Blushing*
Interviewer: We'll be taking a break. The ice in our lemonades are melting.
Bubbles: Uh oh. We better finish them as quickly as possible.
Cameraman: And we're off the air. Good thing my lemonade's ice isn't melting, being in this tent, and what not.

While Bubbles was enjoying her maji ya limau, lemonade with the interviewer & cameraman, Blossom & Buttercup joined them.

Blossom: So, how's it going?
Bubbles: Good.
Buttercup: Are wewe enjoying the maji ya limau, lemonade I made for you?
Interviewer: Yep.
Bubbles: It's delicious.
Cameraman: And very refreshing.
Blossom: When do wewe go back on air?
Interviewer: Once our maji ya limau, lemonade is finished. We want to drink it all quickly, before the ice melts.
Blossom: Understandable.
Buttercup: If it gets too warm, wewe won't enjoy it.
Bubbles: Right.
Buttercup: Which is why I sometimes leave my maji ya limau, lemonade in the freezer, with, au without ice.
Cameraman: We'll be going back on air soon.
Blossom: Keep up the good work Bubbles.
Bubbles: Thank wewe Blossom.
Buttercup: *Goes back inside with Blossom*

Once her sisters were inside, Bubbles had her interview continue.

Interviewer: Welcome back to our interview with Bubbles. The sekunde topic is hobbies. What do wewe like to do Bubbles?
Bubbles: I like to play with animals, but sometimes, I also like to color.
Interviewer: Your sister says that wewe like The Little Engine That Could. Is this true?
Bubbles: Yeah. The main character is a train, in blue. Just like my dress. *Giggles*
Interviewer: Do wewe like trains?
Bubbles: Yes. I like all kinds of trains. Just like how I like all kinds of animals.
Interviewer: What is your inayopendelewa type of dog?
Bubbles: Ooh! Don't make me choose.
Interviewer: Alright, wewe don't have to choose. Let's songesha on to your hopes & dreams.
Bubbles: To run my own pet store. I'll even rescue strays, and save others from abusive owners. I'd also like to become one of the best artists ever. Not just with coloring, and chalk on the blacktop, but I'd also like to start painting one day. Back to animals, I'd like to work on a few films for Disney Nature.
Interviewer: Wow. That all sounds exciting. It's time for another break, for commercials. We'll be back soon.

A few dakika passed. Bubbles was playing with some of her stuffed wanyama while waiting for the inayofuata part of her interview to begin.

Interview: *Walks into the bedroom* Okay Bubbles, it's time to get back on air.
Bubbles: Okay. *Follows the interviewer*

It only took a few sekunde to get back on air once Bubbles returned from playing with her stuffed animals.

Interview: The final segment is about your interests.
Bubbles: Okay.
Interviewer: Now Bubbles, being the cute one. What's it like?
Bubbles: Well, I wouldn't say that. I know so many cute people, like my sisters, the mayor, and Mojo.
Interviewer: What? wewe mean Mojo Jojo?!
Bubbles: Yeah. He's kinda cute. Makes me feel sorry for hitting him, and giving him boo boo's.
Interviewer: Right. Most superheroes are afraid to onyesha their emotions, but wewe aren't. wewe are not afraid to cry.
Bubbles: Who says I cry? I don't cry. I probably got something stuck in my eye. I have pretty big eyes wewe know.
Interviewer: Ah. True. In fact, another news company called wewe & your sisters, bug-eyed freaks.
Bubbles: *Sad* Why would they do that? That's really really mean. *Cries* I think I got something stuck in my eye again.
Cameraman: Aw. *Let's go of the grip on the camera*

The camera quickly went down, pointing at the ground. It hit the tri-pod so hard that the screen went fuzzy.

Cameraman: Uh oh.
Interviewer: What did wewe do?!
Cameraman: I was going to hug Bubbles, but I guess I let go of the grips on the camera, and now this happened.
Interviewer: Oh great. We need to take this back to the studio for repairs.
Bubbles: Does this mean my interview is over?
Interviewer: Afraid so.

Bubbles went inside, and explained to her sisters what happened.

Blossom: Aw!
Buttercup: Tough luck.
Bubbles: For the cameraman at least. I hope he can get his camera fixed.
Blossom: I'm lucky that didn't happen on my interview.
Buttercup: I just hope that doesn't happen in my interview.
Narrator: I'm with wewe on that one. kwa the way, this is just like the last episode. Since nothing happened, the siku has already been saved, thanks to.....

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator
Tom Kane as The Interviewer
Sean Bodine as The Cameraman

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from June 21, 2017
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Octordle is a very maarufu Wordle-based word game. link differs from Wordle in a few ways, but most notably in the word count when played. With Wordle the player is trying to guess a five letter word but with Octordle the player is guessing eight five letter words at a time. Guessing a five-letter word can be a bit overwhelming for some players, so adding another seven-letter word is less than ideal. Octordle is a game for those who want a challenge. Word-savvy players can really test their skills in this game. This game works just like Wordle. It is played in the browser and keeps the same...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated kwa you.
I was so Enchanted kwa your beauty that I ran into that ukuta over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime wewe passed by, just so I could stare at wewe a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a mduara, duara that had its two sides gently compressed kwa a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes wewe so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told wewe to be yourself simply couldn’t have aliyopewa wewe worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t wewe have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let wewe mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are wewe always this stupid au are wewe making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission.

If wewe took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d upendo to help wewe out…now, which way did wewe come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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posted by deathding
ANIME! ^____^

An awesome chanzo of entertainment that's basically Japanese cartoons often inspired kwa manga, au Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost upendo every one I see. And this orodha is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from anime I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him wewe met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do wewe listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him kwa his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your inayopendelewa guy[If wewe hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson au some who wewe like ALLOT!]

9. Come nyumbani saying wewe found your true...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a mitaani, mtaa named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle wewe with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then wewe can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bia gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket au kanzu, koti if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...
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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub chemsha bongo the other siku I Lost kwa one point. The swali was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other maswali was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing duka that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some mshambuliaji, mlipuaji wa bomu jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
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posted by RulerL0rd
Ghetto Names

Mostly maarufu with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming zaidi common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us kwa our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service dawati and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid au a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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Source: Google
posted by Thecharliejay
Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If wewe keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a orodha of "pros" and "cons" to help wewe better understand why you're seeking upendo au acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things wewe can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...
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posted by Canada24
Sense we all upendo the movies, and I was aliyopewa the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique orodha for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..



#6: HE CAN'T DIE:


Some of his zaidi serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic picha of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..



#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...
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I kinda wanted to write this makala just to get this topic off of my chest. If wewe guys haven’t know already, which wewe should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I upendo just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I upendo Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I upendo both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I upendo how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
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