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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards kwa an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Episode 9: zaidi Monkey Business

Narrator: The City of Townsville........uh, why isn't anything happening?
Mojo Jojo: *Inside a robot walking through the middle of a street*
Narrator: Oh, there we go.
Powerpuff Girls: *Flying towards Mojo Jojo*
Narrator: And here come our trio of crime fighters. Yeah!

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Mojo Jojo: Oh great. Those Powerpuff Girls. What am I worried about? I got excellent defense systems, and plenty of missiles.
Bubbles: Blossom, he's about to attack.
Blossom: Not if we have anything to say about it.
Buttercup: Hit 'em with your laser vision!

Once they used their laser vision to hit the missiles, Mojo's robot fell backwards.

Bubbles: Haha! We got him!
Blossom: But it's not over yet. That thing is still mobile.
Mojo Jojo: *Gets the robot back on it's feet, and uses the right arm to grab Blossom*
Blossom: Ah!! He got me! Save yourselves girls!
Bubbles: No!
Buttercup: We won't let him hurt you!! *Pulls off the arm, and frees Blossom*
Blossom: Phew. Thanks Buttercup.
Mojo Jojo: *Hits a red button*

A 35 millimeter kanuni, cannon popped up on the juu of the robot.

Buttercup: Uh oh.
Bubbles: I have an idea. Let's make him lose control.
Blossom: Right. Fly around him as fast as wewe can!
Narrator: Ah, I see what Bubbles and Blossom have planned for Mojo. They're going to make Mojo spin around in mid-air at a speed so fast, that he can't control the robot.
Mojo: *Watching the girls fly around him in a circle* Stand still!! *Making the kanuni, cannon spin to the left, following the girls*
Blossom: *Flying in a mduara, duara with Bubbles and Buttercup*
Mojo: Lock onto them wewe stupid cannon!!
Bubbles: We're not going fast enough.
Buttercup: Push yourselves to the limit!

The three girls started to go even faster. So fast in fact, that they started to become pink, blue, and green blurs.

Mojo's robot started to spin around, and he couldn't control it.

Mojo: Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slowly going airborne*
Blossom: It's working!
Buttercup: Haha!!
Bubbles: And for the grand finale... *Kicks the robot out of Townsville*
Mojo: Curses!!!!

Stop the song

Bubbles: We kicked his butt!
Blossom: wewe did, literally.
Bubbles: *Laughs*

Narrator: Meanwhile at Town Hall.
Mayor: *Signing papers*
Ms. Bellum: *Walks into the office*
Mayor: Ah, hello Ms. Bellum. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Ms. Bellum: The girls are here to see wewe sir.
Mayor: Oh cool! But, why are they here?
Ms. Bellum: wewe told them to see wewe after they defeated Mojo Jojo.
Mayor: Ah, correct.

Blossom flew in with Bubbles, and Buttercup.

Mayor: I am very proud of wewe girls. As a reward for your hard work, I want to present wewe with these. *Holding out medals*

Each medal was gold, and had a picture of the three girls on the front. Blossom's had a pink ribbon to wear around her neck. Bubbles had her medal with a blue ribbon, and Buttercup's had green.

Blossom: *Puts on her medal* Aw sweet!
Bubbles: *Puts on her medal* Yippee!!!
Buttercup: *Puts on her medal* Not bad.
Narrator: Meanwhile outside of Townsville.
Mojo Jojo: *Looking through a telescope as he sees Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup flying nyumbani with their medals* Curses! They got medali for kicking me out of Townsville!! They think I'm gone for good though, and I will surprise everyone with a new robot! Once I finish it of course. Along with coming up with plans to build one, and acquiring the necessary parts needed to build it.

Back at home.

Professor Utonium: I'm so proud of wewe girls. wewe got dhahabu medali for kicking Mojo Jojo out of town.
Blossom: It's all because of teamwork.
Bubbles: And super speed.
Buttercup: And super strength.
Professor Utonium: Well there's no doubt that wewe three have all of those, and know the importance of teamwork.
Blossom: Yes.
Bubbles: We.
Buttercup: Do.
Bubbles: It's been a long time since we completed sentences like that.
Blossom: *Laughs*
Buttercup: Let's go upstairs, and play.
Professor Utonium: *Watches the girls fly to their rooms* Ah, I knew those three would be good for this town. *Grabs a newspaper, and smokes a pipe as he sits down on a couch*

Mojo Jojo was examining a new robot he built.

Mojo Jojo: Yes. This will do nicely in defeating the Powerpuff Girls. Once, and for all.
Narrator: inayofuata morning in the City of Townsville.
Blossom: *Flying with Bubbles and Buttercup*

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Mojo Jojo: *Appears in a new robot, with twin cannons, and rocket launchers on juu of the cannons*
Bubbles: He's back at it again.
Buttercup: He's got bigger guns.
Blossom: It won't help him. We'll stop him the same way we did last time.
Mojo Jojo: *Shoots rockets*
Bubbles: If we can dodge those missiles.
Mojo Jojo: Hahahahaha! They're locked onto your oversized heads!
Blossom: Take evasive action! *Flies away*
Bubbles: *Goes left*
Buttercup: *Goes right*
Mojo Jojo: Where did they go?

They started flying straight towards him.

Mojo Jojo: wewe want more? Go ahead! *Launches three zaidi missiles*
Blossom: *Pulls up with Bubbles, and Buttercup*

The missiles chasing them hit the ones that Mojo just launched. A big explosion occurred.

Mojo Jojo: *Falls down. His robot is in pieces*

Stop the song

Blossom: *Lands with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Bubbles: All power. No defense.
Buttercup: Do wewe ever, ever, learn?
Blossom: Let's lock him up.
Narrator: Haha! That was great. I loved every single part of it! So once again, today is saved. Thanks to....

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, and the mayor
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
Jennifer Martin as Ms. Bellum
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from July 7, 2017
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Source: Cats
#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..


#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.


#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe wewe can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..


#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
wewe have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!


#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?


#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell wewe about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed kwa many bila mpangilio ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products au apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined kwa an idiot that ilitumwa a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would wewe do something like that?

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I do think that wewe probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add zaidi to the orodha when I find zaidi sites I think wewe should probably avoid. So if anyone sends wewe viungo to the following sites, wewe have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad kwa the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS wewe ARE A SICKO I ADVISE wewe NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

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salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated kwa you.
I was so Enchanted kwa your beauty that I ran into that ukuta over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime wewe passed by, just so I could stare at wewe a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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Good truth au dare Questions

Truth au dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth au dare questions, which will help wewe to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream wewe have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality au feature wewe would like to change about yourself?

Do wewe have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend au boyfriend's friend?

Do wewe think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, wewe answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, wewe answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, wewe answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, wewe say “is that so?”
5. If wewe so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher wewe did not turn in your homework because wewe were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When wewe walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a baridi that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up orodha is on my dawati for the part wewe would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up orodha on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
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Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
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2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I upendo the sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and wewe actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a mduara, duara that had its two sides gently compressed kwa a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

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3. If wewe have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Marafiki come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Marafiki that wewe ask their opinion of everything.

7. After wewe have your bath, wrap, upangaji pamoja a bath towel around wewe and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...
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Here are my orodha of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let wewe know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything au eating anything wewe might spit it au something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the ufagio late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a bila mpangilio strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T wewe SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do wewe guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...
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just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped kwa terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds aliiba it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket aliiba it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are zaidi likely to dream when wewe are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If wewe tear off paper from bottles, wewe are sexually...
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