Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If wewe were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for our crossover parody.
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody will be Unfriended Daredevil.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're combining a good onyesha with a bad movie. Enjoy.

Unfriended Daredevil

Starring Tom Foolery as Matt Murdock
Master Sword as Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
Snow Wonder as Karen Page
Saten Twist as Wilson Fisk
Heartsong as Laura Barns
Annie as Blaire Lily
Mortomis as Mitch Roussel
And everyone else as theirselves.

Narrator: In Manehattan, there's an area called Hell's Kitchen.
Matt: *Interrupts the narrator* And there's a blind stallion that becomes a superhero, blah blah blah, no one cares about me until it becomes night time!
Audience: *Laughing*
Franklin: Hey, I care about you.
Matt: I know wewe do, and so does Karen. Only because we saved her from being killed in the pilot episode of our show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Franklin: Now what do we do?
Matt: We go bother Wilson Fisk.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, near Union Allied Headquarters.

Wilson: *Buying a hotdog* Come on. How long does it take to get a hotdog around here? I could run off to rape a mare, and come back to see that it's still not finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hot Dog Pony: Relax sir.
Wilson: *Punches the hot dog pony* That makes it worse!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: Hello Wilson.
Matt: Yes, hello.
Wilson: What do wewe two want?
Matt: Answers, to swali that we can't remember, and I think we left it in my trailer, that also has my script, so I don't remember what I'm supposed to say.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: wewe better let me do all of the talking.
Mitch: *Running with a laptop* Run away!!
Wilson: What the hell was that all about?
Mitch: *Comes back to Matt* Oh no, you're not online!!
Matt: Really? I didn't know being active was bad nowadays.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitch: Laura Barns is back from the dead.

Unfriended Walking Dead Daredevils.

Starring...

Frank: Wait, we already did the opening credits.
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: What's this you're going on about some mare being back from the dead?
Mitch: It's Laura Barns man. Laura Barns!
Matt: So?
Mitch: So, she'll kill you!
Frank: Uh, no she won't. She doesn't even know who we are.
Laura: Mitch, who are those guys talking in the background?!
Frank: Goddamnit!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Let me solve the problem.
Blaire: Wait! Mitch! Who's that guy?
Matt: *Closes the window*
Mitch: *Trembling in fear*
Matt: Problem solved.
Frank: *Looks at the computer's background* Uh, what's with this Thomas The Tank Engine picture on here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitch: It's for my two mwaka old daughter!

Thomas The Daredevil

Starring...

Frank & Wilson: We already did the intro!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Well, considering the fact that I'm blind, I'm going to throw this laptop away. *Throws it at a taxi, but Gordon shows up out of nowhere*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: I'm Gordon the express engine!
Mitch: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: This is getting too random. *Climbs into Gordon's cab* Okay bila mpangilio talking train that I can't see because I'm blind, take me home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: Uh, I'm not even on the train tracks.
Matt: Now wewe tell me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitch: But wait a minute. What about my friend Blaire?
Wilson: Who cares? She's probably dead.
Blaire: *In her apartment* What do wewe want from me?!?
Laura: wewe thought I was gone for good!
Blaire: I didn't want wewe to be gone for good!
Laura: Well guess what?
Blaire: Don't kill me!
Laura: Do wewe wanna be a lesbian with me?
Blaire: Oh, sure.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

The end

On the inayofuata part of this episode

Master Sword shares his inayopendelewa televisheni onyesha with his friends.

Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 17: Recolors Are Dicks

Tom, and Saten Twist walked into Master Sword's home. They saw the green gppony, pony watching television.

Master Sword: hujambo guys, you're just in time for my inayopendelewa show.
Tom: What is it?

He was watching Recolors Are Dicks

Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give wewe my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I alisema give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: *Saying lots of swear words that get censored*
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Oh.

Saten Twist: I can't believe wewe like this terrible show.
Tom: The episodes are literally two sekunde short.
Master Sword: Now wait a second. There's an episode that's longer then that. It's coming on soon.

Recolor Snips: *Standing kwa a house*
Ponies: Recolors Are Dicks.

Saten Twist: Worst intro ever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Shut up.

Recolor Snips: *With recolor Pipsqueak* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Pipsqueak: But I don't want to give wewe my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I alisema give me all the money!
Recolor Pipsqueak: Oh my goodness!
Recolor Snips: Give me all of the goddamn money.
Recolor Pipsqueak: Oh god, someone help me!
Recolor Snails: *Squeeing as he runs to the rescue*
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at recolor Snips* Haha! Caught wewe at last!
Recolor Snips: Oh no.
Recolor Pipsqueak: Thanks for saving me pal.
Recolor Snails: No problem mate. I got your back.
Recolor Snips: *Turns around, and points his bazooka at Recolor Snails* Haha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snails: What the hell?
Recolor Snips: wewe weren't expecting that. Were you?
Recolor Snails: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Recolor Pisqueak: I think wewe have overlooked something.
Recolor Snips: Quiet you.
Recolor Pipsqueak: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Recolor Snips* Haha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Pipsqueak: wewe weren't expecting that. Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken another unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Pipsqueak: The jig is up wewe recolor.
Recolor Snails: And your days of being a dick are over.
Recolor Snips: I think wewe have overlooked something.
Recolor Pipsqueak: Oh yeah?
Recolor Snails: What's that?
Recolor upinde wa mvua Dash: *Squeeing as she goes towards the other recolors*
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor upinde wa mvua Dash: *Pointing a bazooka at Snails* Haha!
Recolor Snips: I have an accomplice.
Recolor Snails: Oh my goodness.
Recolor upinde wa mvua Dash: Haha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: wewe weren't expecting that. Were you?
Recolor Snails: Well this scenario has taken yet another unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor upinde wa mvua Dash: Haha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Police Pony: *Arrives in a police car* This is the police. Put those guns down now.
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken yet another unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Police Pony: *Taking the recolors, and their weapons away* You're definitely all under arrest.
Recolors: *Sad* aw.

And that was the end of the show.

Saten Twist: That...
Tom: Was..
Master Sword: Awesome. Right?
Tom & Saten Twist: NO! IT SUCKED!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well that scenario took an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up inayofuata is The Story Of Corporal Agarn

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiCqOjY8YzA

Corporal Agarn: *Sadly packing up his supplies*
Police Ponies: Let's go.*Taking Corporal Agarn away*
Corporal Agarn: *Follows the police*
Ponies: *Singing along to the song* Though he goes on a rage from time to time. He's a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.

Stop the song

Captain Parmenter: Why are they taking the corporal away?
Sargent O' Rourke: Who, Vanderbilt? They're not taking him away.
Captain Parmenter: I meant Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh. He got framed for stealing cows.
Captain Parmenter: Well I know Agarn wouldn't do that. We need to give him a hoof.
Sargent O' Rourke: No thanks, I don't wanna cut any of mine off.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, at the court.

Judge: Mr. Randolph Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: My last name is just Agarn. Randolph is my first name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Judge: Silence! wewe have been accused of stealing cattle. Do wewe realize that's a serious crime?
Corporal Agarn: No, but I didn't do it.
Judge: We have evidence to prove wewe guilty.
Captain Parmenter: *Runs into the court with Sargent O' Rourke* Objection!
Judge: I didn't even say anything to object.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Corporal Agarn is innocent. We can prove it.
Judge: Okay. We're all listening.
Captain Parmenter: Agarn, do wewe know what noise a cow makes?
Corporal Agarn: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do wewe even know how to herd a cow?
Corporal Agarn: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: If he doens't know any of that stuff, he doesn't know how to steal them.
Judge: We have his hoofprints on one of the cows.
Captain Parmenter: He's innocent, and if wewe arrest him, wewe will be executed kwa the United States Army.
Judge: Well, there wewe have it. Corporal Agarn is innocent, case dismissed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Thanks so much wewe guys. *Cries* It makes me so happy to know wewe care!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Save the tears for later.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle, buruji poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning wewe Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, it's The Classroom.

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary: *Writing on the chalkboard*
Maria: What are wewe writing?
Gary: I'm uandishi f**k Isis. They should just stop fighting everyone, and go f**k theirselves.
Audience: *Cheering*
James: wewe better erase it before Ms. Schultz comes.
Gary: She doesn't cum, she squirts.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We got nothing to worry.
James: That's not what I meant.
Master Sword: *Arrives*
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: Hey, I'm substituting for your teacher. Ms. Schultz is on vacation.
Sunny: It's about time she went on one.
Lauren: All she did was make fun of me, just like everyone in this school.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why do they make fun of you?
Lauren: Because "apparently" I have hygiene issues.
Master Sword: Well....
Lauren: Don't say it!
Master Sword: .............
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: wewe smell like shit.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lauren: *Sulks at her desk*
Master Sword: Now I'm going to onyesha wewe a onyesha that is really awesome.
Gary: Doubt it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: It's called... *Starts playing an episode of Recolors Are Dicks*
Recolor Snips: *Standing kwa a house*
Ponies: Recolors Are Dicks.
Gary: Goddamnit.
Audience: *Laughing*

Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give wewe my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I alisema give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: No.
Recolor Snips: Oh okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snails: No money for you.

Master Sword: Pretty cool. Huh?
Gary: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well then how about another episode? *Plays another episode*

Recolor Snips: *Standing kwa a house*
Ponies: Recolors Are Dicks.
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give wewe my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I alisema give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: *Gives Recolor Snips a bag of money* Okay, here wewe go.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Thank you. *Squees as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*

Master Sword: And that's the newest episode of Recolors Are Dicks.
Gary: Hopefully, they don't make anymore.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: And just for that, wewe get a detention.
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, Sunny goes to Sean The Hedgehog for advice.

Sunny walked to Sean's house. In Sean's room, this was happening.

Sean: *In kitanda with upinde wa mvua Dash. He kisses her* How long do wewe wanna do this?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Forever.
Sean: So do I.
Sunny: *Knocks on the door*
Sean: And someone has to ruin the moment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Walks downstairs, and sees Sunny* Oh, hey.
Sunny: Hi.
Sean: Now's not really a good time to be here.
Sunny: Why?
Sean: I was making out with my special somepony.
Sunny: But you're a hedgehog!
Audience: *Laughing*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Comes downstairs* Everything okay?
Sean: I don't know. Is everything okay Sunny?
Sunny: Yeah, I just need to talk to wewe about something.
Sean: Alright, come in.

The three of them went into the dining room, and sat at a table.

Sunny: It's about Cosmic Rainbow.
Sean: What about him?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Cosmic Rainbow? Have I met him before?
Sean: If you're asking us that question, chances are, wewe haven't.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Sunny: He's doing these impersonations, but he's terrible at it.
Sean: How are they terrible?
Sunny: He can't remember the lines.
Cosmic Rainbow: *Arrives* To infinity, and even further!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Oh god, he's trying to impersonate Buzz Lightyear.
Cosmic Rainbow: Actually, his name is Bus Lightyear.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: To infinity, and zaidi infinity!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: How do I tell him to stop?
Sean: Just tell him the truth.
Cosmic Rainbow: To infinity, and back again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: To infin... *Can't remember what he's going to say*
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: To infin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin fin-
Sunny: That's enough fins, we're not fish.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: Sorry.
Sunny: Do wewe ever feel like wewe get tired of impersonating someone?
Cosmic Rainbow: Nope.
Sunny: Well wewe suck at impersonations.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Gets angry, and leaves*
Sean: When I told wewe to tell the truth, I didn't mean to tell him like that!
Audience: *Laughing*

Tom: Well, we hope wewe enjoyed this episode, because now, it's time for the bloopers.
Audience: *Clapping*

Blooper song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9k0WKLYXzE

Frank & Wilson: We already did the intro!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Well, considering the fact that I'm blind, I'm going to throw this laptop away. *Throws it at a taxi*
Taxi Pony: Hey, you're gonna pay for that!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Matt: This is getting too random. *Climbs into Gordon's cab* Okay bila mpangilio talking train that I can't see because I'm blind, take me home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: Uh, I'm not even on the train tracks.
Matt: Now wewe tell me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: *Begins to move* Oh, wait, never mind. I can songesha without train tracks.
Matt: Wait! I have to get off to help direct the inayofuata scene!!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Recolor Snips: *Standing kwa a house*
Ponies: Recolors Are *Coughing, and they're unable to finish the theme song*
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Recolor Snips: *Standing kwa a house*
Ponies: Recolors Are C**ts.
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 3

Recolor Snips: *Standing kwa a house*
Ponies: Recolors Are Ducks.
Recolor Snips: What the f**k? *Points bazooka at the ponies imba the theme song* Now wewe all need to give me your money.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Judge: Mr. Randolph Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: Nope, I'm Adolf Rampage. Because if wewe don't let me out of here, I'll go on one right now!

Take 2
.
Judge: Mr. Randolph Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: My last name is just Randalph. Agarn is my first name. *Laughs* I messed it up, didn't I?

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Master Sword: Why do they make fun of you?
Lauren: Because "apparently" I have hygiene issues.
Master Sword: Well....
Lauren: Don't say it!
Master Sword: ............. What's my line again?
Audience: *Laughing*

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Sean: *In kitanda with upinde wa mvua Dash. He kisses her* How long do wewe wanna do this?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Forever.
Sean: So do I. *Takes off blankets. They're censored as they have sex*
Cameraman: Dude, we're gonna get killed if we onyesha this on television.
Sean: Just censor it, and you'll be fine.

[Insert sex joke here]

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upinde wa mvua Dash: *Comes downstairs* Everything okay?
Sean: I don't know. Is everything okay Sunny?
Sunny: No, I forgot my line.
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Comes downstairs* Everything okay?
Sean: I don't know. Is everything okay Sunny?
Sunny: *Making a troll face* Maybe.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

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