Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 17: Fast But Not Furious
It was an average afternoon in The Nut House, but that would soon change.
Parker: *Walks into the restaurant*
Kevin: Well, he seems pretty happy.
Liam: Hello Parker.
Parker: Hi guys. Guess what.
Kevin: You're moving into a different state.
Liam: wewe joined the army.
Kevin: You're gonna climb Mount Everest.
Parker: No, no, and no. I'm doing something zaidi important.
Liam: What's zaidi important than the army, and mountain climbing?
Parker: You'll see. *Walks into the arcade*
Kevin: Whatever's going on in his mind is making him very confident.
Liam: I'm a little scared.
Parker: *Playing Fast & Furious Super Cars*
Kevin: Exactly why are wewe scared?
Liam: I'm hoping that whatever he does is a figment of my imagination. I feel like he's finally going to be good at something.
Kevin glanced at the game Parker was playing.
Kevin: Well it's not Dig Dug, so I'm not worried. Neither should you.
Liam: Kevin, I actually have high scores on that game. If he really succeeds, I don't know what'll happen.
Kevin: Well, one thing's for sure, he's not normal. Perhaps he'll turn into a species from outer space, and turn everyone else into monsters.
Liam: *Chuckles*
Parker was using a red Camaro, and was in first place. Liam noticed this, and began to sweat.
Liz: *Walking over to Kevin, and Liam* Everything okay over here?
Kevin: I'm fine. What about wewe Liam?
Liam: Huh?
Parker: *Wins the race* YES!!
Everyone stared at Parker as he began overreacting.
Parker: I BEAT LIAM'S RECORD!!
Liam: Now you're going to see why I was scared.
Parker: *Runs over to Liam* Liam's a loser! Liam's a loser!
Liam: *Punches Parker*
Parker: Ow! Jealous much? *Walks back to the arcade* I'LL BEAT ALL OF YOUR RECORDS!
Kevin: Well, he definitely turned into a monster.
Liam: wewe were right about that. Now what do we do?
Kevin: We'll have to figure it out tomorrow. I got that business meeting in Clinton.
Liam: Okay. I'll call wewe later.
Kevin: We'll stop Parker. Don't worry about that.
Kevin and Liam were reunited at Kevin's house. They began to play Gran Turismo.
Liam: This is actually a bit tougher than F&F Super Cars.
Kevin: Which should also help wewe out a little bit. The controls in F&F Super Cars are zaidi simple, so getting wewe prepared against Parker will be easy.
Song: link
Later in the afternoon, Kevin and Liam returned to The Nut House
Kevin: Okay, let's race together and see what wewe got.
Liam: What about Parker?
Kevin: I got him distracted with something important outside.
Pause the song
Parker: *Looking at a tow truck trying to tow his car* Hey! This is a 1947 Packard! Why are wewe towing my Packard?!
Green Square: Read the note on the back window, and see for yourself.
Parker: *Goes to the back of his car, and reads the note* Dear Parker.
Green Square: *Drives the tow truck*
Parker: *Walking as he reads the note* Your car is being towed because it was illegally parked. Try to park between the white lines inayofuata time.
Green Square: *Turns left, and accelerates*
Parker: *Running while still trying to read the note* AND wewe WON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM AGAIN!!! Signed....*Stops running, and is standing in the middle of a road* A bila mpangilio police officer. *Gets hit kwa a Ford Bronco* Hey! What is the meaning of this?!
Yellow Circle: You're goin' all the way to Phillipsburg with me boy!
Resume the song, starting at 0:27
Liam: Well, good to know. Now let's get started. *Placing four quarters into the slot*
Kevin: *Puts his quarters in* Let's choose a track you're familiar with. *Selects Monaco*
Liam: This is my favorite. *Selects the Saleen S7 Turbo*
Kevin: I haven't played this in a while, but I'm going to pick a challenging car for wewe to overtake. *Chooses his Corvette* Are wewe ready?
Liam: Whenever wewe are.
Kevin: *Starts the race*
Liam: I'm feeling lucky.
Kevin: Okay. May the best shape win.
But once the race was over, Kevin got 1st place.
Liam: *Frozen in place as he falls onto the ground*
Kevin: I guess it really has been a long time for you, hasn't it?
Liam: *Slowly nods*
Kevin: Well I got a free race, so if wewe want to try and beat me again, I'll give wewe zaidi quarters.
Liam: Sure. I got nothing to lose.
Song: link
The inayofuata day, Kevin and Liam were at The Nut House.
Parker: *Arrives* I'm back to beat zaidi of your records Liam!
Kevin: Are wewe ready?
Liam: I am.
Kevin: Go get him.
Liam: *Walks with Parker to the arcade*
As the two of them got the quarters into the game, everyone was watching, hoping that Liam would win.
Parker: *Goes to Detroit*
Liam: wewe should ask before selecting the track inayofuata time.
Parker: Shut up.
Liam: *Selects the Saleen S7 Turbo*
Parker: *Chooses a Dodge Viper*
David: *Drinking a root bia as he stands inayofuata to Liz, and Mr. Nut*
Wayne: *Walks in with Mrs. Heart* What's going on?
Kevin: Liam is about to get back at Parker.
Liam: *Next to Parker at the starting line*
Kevin: *Walks towards them to watch the race*
Wayne & Miss. Heart: *Following Kevin*
David: *Walks over with Liz, and Mr. Nut*
Liam: *Takes off with the other cars*
Parker: *In 5th place*
Liam: *Passes Parker, then enters 4th place*
Mack: *Walks into the Nut House, and heads towards the crowd*
Liam: *In 2nd Place*
Parker: *Catching up*
Liam: *Drives through a factory on fire, then lands on the left side of a freight train*
Parker: *Lands behind Liam, and pushes his car into the train*
Liam: *Using nitrous to pass him, then enter 1st place*
Parker: Ah! I don't have nitrous!
Kevin: He's got it!
David: Yes! Yes!
Liam: *Crosses the finish line*
Crowd: YES!!!!!!!!!!
The song fades away as everyone cheers for Liam. Parker was angry.
Parker: No fair! I want a rematch! *Puts his hand in his pocket* I don't have quarters!
Ending Theme: link
Liam: Sorry Parker, better luck inayofuata time.
Kevin: And it looks like wewe set a new record on this track.
Liam: I've never even been on this track before.
Kevin: Well done.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one zaidi minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See wewe later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground inayofuata to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head kwa her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front kwa his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit kwa her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit kwa his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, au beaten up kwa floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 8, 2019
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 17: Fast But Not Furious
It was an average afternoon in The Nut House, but that would soon change.
Parker: *Walks into the restaurant*
Kevin: Well, he seems pretty happy.
Liam: Hello Parker.
Parker: Hi guys. Guess what.
Kevin: You're moving into a different state.
Liam: wewe joined the army.
Kevin: You're gonna climb Mount Everest.
Parker: No, no, and no. I'm doing something zaidi important.
Liam: What's zaidi important than the army, and mountain climbing?
Parker: You'll see. *Walks into the arcade*
Kevin: Whatever's going on in his mind is making him very confident.
Liam: I'm a little scared.
Parker: *Playing Fast & Furious Super Cars*
Kevin: Exactly why are wewe scared?
Liam: I'm hoping that whatever he does is a figment of my imagination. I feel like he's finally going to be good at something.
Kevin glanced at the game Parker was playing.
Kevin: Well it's not Dig Dug, so I'm not worried. Neither should you.
Liam: Kevin, I actually have high scores on that game. If he really succeeds, I don't know what'll happen.
Kevin: Well, one thing's for sure, he's not normal. Perhaps he'll turn into a species from outer space, and turn everyone else into monsters.
Liam: *Chuckles*
Parker was using a red Camaro, and was in first place. Liam noticed this, and began to sweat.
Liz: *Walking over to Kevin, and Liam* Everything okay over here?
Kevin: I'm fine. What about wewe Liam?
Liam: Huh?
Parker: *Wins the race* YES!!
Everyone stared at Parker as he began overreacting.
Parker: I BEAT LIAM'S RECORD!!
Liam: Now you're going to see why I was scared.
Parker: *Runs over to Liam* Liam's a loser! Liam's a loser!
Liam: *Punches Parker*
Parker: Ow! Jealous much? *Walks back to the arcade* I'LL BEAT ALL OF YOUR RECORDS!
Kevin: Well, he definitely turned into a monster.
Liam: wewe were right about that. Now what do we do?
Kevin: We'll have to figure it out tomorrow. I got that business meeting in Clinton.
Liam: Okay. I'll call wewe later.
Kevin: We'll stop Parker. Don't worry about that.
Kevin and Liam were reunited at Kevin's house. They began to play Gran Turismo.
Liam: This is actually a bit tougher than F&F Super Cars.
Kevin: Which should also help wewe out a little bit. The controls in F&F Super Cars are zaidi simple, so getting wewe prepared against Parker will be easy.
Song: link
Later in the afternoon, Kevin and Liam returned to The Nut House
Kevin: Okay, let's race together and see what wewe got.
Liam: What about Parker?
Kevin: I got him distracted with something important outside.
Pause the song
Parker: *Looking at a tow truck trying to tow his car* Hey! This is a 1947 Packard! Why are wewe towing my Packard?!
Green Square: Read the note on the back window, and see for yourself.
Parker: *Goes to the back of his car, and reads the note* Dear Parker.
Green Square: *Drives the tow truck*
Parker: *Walking as he reads the note* Your car is being towed because it was illegally parked. Try to park between the white lines inayofuata time.
Green Square: *Turns left, and accelerates*
Parker: *Running while still trying to read the note* AND wewe WON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM AGAIN!!! Signed....*Stops running, and is standing in the middle of a road* A bila mpangilio police officer. *Gets hit kwa a Ford Bronco* Hey! What is the meaning of this?!
Yellow Circle: You're goin' all the way to Phillipsburg with me boy!
Resume the song, starting at 0:27
Liam: Well, good to know. Now let's get started. *Placing four quarters into the slot*
Kevin: *Puts his quarters in* Let's choose a track you're familiar with. *Selects Monaco*
Liam: This is my favorite. *Selects the Saleen S7 Turbo*
Kevin: I haven't played this in a while, but I'm going to pick a challenging car for wewe to overtake. *Chooses his Corvette* Are wewe ready?
Liam: Whenever wewe are.
Kevin: *Starts the race*
Liam: I'm feeling lucky.
Kevin: Okay. May the best shape win.
But once the race was over, Kevin got 1st place.
Liam: *Frozen in place as he falls onto the ground*
Kevin: I guess it really has been a long time for you, hasn't it?
Liam: *Slowly nods*
Kevin: Well I got a free race, so if wewe want to try and beat me again, I'll give wewe zaidi quarters.
Liam: Sure. I got nothing to lose.
Song: link
The inayofuata day, Kevin and Liam were at The Nut House.
Parker: *Arrives* I'm back to beat zaidi of your records Liam!
Kevin: Are wewe ready?
Liam: I am.
Kevin: Go get him.
Liam: *Walks with Parker to the arcade*
As the two of them got the quarters into the game, everyone was watching, hoping that Liam would win.
Parker: *Goes to Detroit*
Liam: wewe should ask before selecting the track inayofuata time.
Parker: Shut up.
Liam: *Selects the Saleen S7 Turbo*
Parker: *Chooses a Dodge Viper*
David: *Drinking a root bia as he stands inayofuata to Liz, and Mr. Nut*
Wayne: *Walks in with Mrs. Heart* What's going on?
Kevin: Liam is about to get back at Parker.
Liam: *Next to Parker at the starting line*
Kevin: *Walks towards them to watch the race*
Wayne & Miss. Heart: *Following Kevin*
David: *Walks over with Liz, and Mr. Nut*
Liam: *Takes off with the other cars*
Parker: *In 5th place*
Liam: *Passes Parker, then enters 4th place*
Mack: *Walks into the Nut House, and heads towards the crowd*
Liam: *In 2nd Place*
Parker: *Catching up*
Liam: *Drives through a factory on fire, then lands on the left side of a freight train*
Parker: *Lands behind Liam, and pushes his car into the train*
Liam: *Using nitrous to pass him, then enter 1st place*
Parker: Ah! I don't have nitrous!
Kevin: He's got it!
David: Yes! Yes!
Liam: *Crosses the finish line*
Crowd: YES!!!!!!!!!!
The song fades away as everyone cheers for Liam. Parker was angry.
Parker: No fair! I want a rematch! *Puts his hand in his pocket* I don't have quarters!
Ending Theme: link
Liam: Sorry Parker, better luck inayofuata time.
Kevin: And it looks like wewe set a new record on this track.
Liam: I've never even been on this track before.
Kevin: Well done.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one zaidi minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See wewe later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground inayofuata to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head kwa her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front kwa his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit kwa her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit kwa his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, au beaten up kwa floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 8, 2019
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
