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Willy Wonka and the chokoleti Factory was one of my inayopendelewa films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim burton remake, Charlie and the chokoleti Factory, which felt zaidi drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the chokoleti Factory for PS2, published kwa Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each makala thus far. The game was developed kwa High Voltage Software, who are still around today and worked on a portion of the Saints Row series, the modern Mortal Kombat games, and Zombieland: Double Tap as of recently. Charlie and the chokoleti Factory advertises itself as being able to explore the factory at your own leisure, so enjoying the factory myself as a kid, maybe it will be fun…. Yeah, I wish.



The title screen looks promising, has a nice whimsical tone to it and the factory looks nice, but sadly, this is where the pleasantries come to a halt. Be it my scratched disc au be it a part of all copies of the game, the game just dumps wewe into the world with no opening story au nothing. I assumed that it was my disc just skipping it, but after the first level, wewe get a cutscene that shows Chapter 1 and then it goes to Chapter 2 in the inayofuata cutscene, so I don’t know. The camera controls are hard inverted and go at an alarmingly fast rate, and they just make me feel ill. Speaking of ill, Charlie looks a little… malnourished. I know he’s poor and stuff, but he legit looks like he crawled out of Hiroshima after the bombs dropped. The game puts wewe into a long line and makes wewe walk down it trying to collect a single dollar, doing all sorts of wonky platforming on boxes and taking notice of collision glitches like giant snowballs clipping into the boxes. This is then followed up kwa a reasonably enjoyable section where wewe control Charlie as he slides down the road on a trash can lid, avoiding trucks and garbage cans. It’s short, basic, but enjoyable for what it is. But trust me, once wewe get to the factory, it’s all over. This is where the game shows just how boring it truly is.
The cutscenes have these characters looking really… deformed. Charlie looks fine, even if he has the black soulless eyes of a demon, but everyone else is so oddly detailed and they look kinda gross. Agustus looks like a whitewashed Fat Albert, Veruca’s big eyes piss me off, and wewe got Mike Teavee out here looking like fucking Johnny Test. But the most disgusting thing here are the Oompa-Loompas. They did this actor dirty. Their introduction is honestly horrifying. They run around at high speed all around Charlie with this distorted sound. It’s like something out of Predator. Once the game starts, wewe are tasked with collecting Oompa-Loompas to do tasks for wewe while wewe lead them. Think Pikmin but far zaidi tedious. The Oompa-Loompas always take their sweet time to do the task wewe order the too and sometimes just run around for dakika before finally finishing the task. And just wewe wait until wewe gotta make them collect fast running creatures that don’t make any sense existing in the factory, because that’s a real mess. wewe can stun the creatures kwa hitting them with Gobstoppers, yes, the Candy wewe eat, but the lock on is so wonky that it will go all over the place before finally landing on the creature, and even then, it’s not a guarantee you’ll hit them. I didn’t realize I had to hit these things several times before I could advance to the inayofuata level. I walked around the first area of the factory for thirty dakika and ended up collecting all the collectables kwa accident before I realized what to do. But the sekunde level is where I just gave up on this game. wewe gotta get Agustus out of the chokoleti pipe, which looks zaidi like he’s being grinded to a literal gooey mush with the bad animations and colors. To save him, wewe gotta close three vents, to do that, wewe gotta trap robots using jelly beans (Please don’t ask). But the ball will never always hit the vents and wewe have to roll it at the vents because the vents are surrounded kwa sharp thorns. If wewe walk into them, wewe get hurt and knocked back out. But if the ball is already too far into the vines, wewe either gotta wait for the robot to leave the ball au just kill yourself and reset the room. And Once wewe finally close the vents, wewe get to do it several zaidi times. At that point, I had enough of this tedious mess and just quit.
I can only imagine how many children who enjoyed Charlie and the chokoleti Factory got this game only to get what feels like zaidi of a chore than a game. I will give credit, the muziki is really well orchestrated and the idea of exploring the factory is a decent idea. I always loved exploring the worlds of characters from TV shows and movies, like the town of Halloween Town in the Nightmare Before krisimasi game au Bikini Bottom in any of the Spongebob games. Too bad the nyasi hurts my eyes in the factory. Those compliments don’t outway the mountain of tedium. So no matter what, the game is still a boring mess and wewe still spent money on this trash and despite giving the company your money for it, wewe get nothing! wewe lose! Good day, sir!
posted by sapherequeen
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Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(
*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my profaili page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on fanpop like three weeks zamani this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...
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Mysterious love
-chapter three-


Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the juu of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher alisema "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...
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posted by patrisha727
celery has negative calories. It takes zaidi calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to kumeza the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes uchungu, chungu things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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posted by Dan_07
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posted by BellaCullen96
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can wewe fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit inayofuata to wewe because wewe invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...
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posted by Yama
Emily had the kofia down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. au maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five dakika of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as wewe got into the car but...
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posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of bila mpangilio Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG wewe needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope wewe liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will onyesha zaidi affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when wewe interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when wewe interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if wewe still have a girlfriend do wewe know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep wewe up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chokoleti cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
added by australia-101
there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are zaidi than this. wewe are bliss. wewe are zaidi than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are zaidi than this. wewe are bliss. wewe are zaidi than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely bila mpangilio poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that brave hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm uandishi now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to wewe about stuff he likes
2.always see what wewe have in common (if wewe do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW wewe FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS wewe OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask maswali about him like his inayopendelewa color, his inayopendelewa movie au his inayopendelewa t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your inayopendelewa clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your inayopendelewa sinema and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank wewe for kusoma i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, wewe already alisema that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three dakika later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The title of this makala clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad sinema for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If wewe were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, wewe finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's krisimasi List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got zaidi important news.
Tom: Yes. In the awali episode, we...
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Source: edited kwa me
added by Canada24
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wewe are sitting on the kitanda waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with wewe for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny wewe say back. Are wewe ready to watch the movie wewe ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are wewe ok?" wewe ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) wewe are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly wewe are Gold. wewe hold his chest as wewe are pushing him was y and say " wewe watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I upendo you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: wewe EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, wewe LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can wewe tell...
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