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posted by Windwakerguy430
I’ve never heard of this game up until now. I was watching a video on obscure titles kwa Atlus that weren’t SMT au Persona and one game that caught my attention was this strange little game called Baroque. Released originally for the Sega Saturn in Japan only, it got a remake for the PS2 and Wii, and when Atlus got word of it, they decided to publish the game, since the game was developed kwa Sting, and got it released in North America. And honestly, looking at this game, with a post-apocalyptic setting and all this talk of gods and angels and stuff… Yeah, I can see why Atlus wanted to get in on the action. I’ve been told kwa many that this is also one of the hardest JRPGs of all time. Baby, you’re talking to the guy who beat Lucifer on the first try in SMT Nocturne. I think I can handle it. And yes, I am going to brag about that. I have very little, give me this. So with that said, let us get on with Baroque. Also, I will be playing the Wii version because of the better visuals and plus the first person perspective of the PS2 version just did not excite me.



So the game has wewe play as a nameless boy who wakes up in a world gone to hell. There is very little aliyopewa to wewe from there. Honestly, I don’t know what to make of the story of this game because it’s so vague but all the pieces are sprinkled for wewe through NPC interactions. As wewe approach a tower, wewe are greeted kwa an Archangel that tells wewe to descend the giant tower, then he gives wewe a gun and tells wewe to go kill the god in the tower and leaves. Honestly, I’m not only getting SMT vibes from this game, but also Dark Souls. And that’s a good thing, because I upendo Dark Souls. The way the game will only give wewe a slight description of the story before throwing wewe into the game and letting wewe find the story for yourself is quite bold for a game at the time. Most RPGs were doing they’re best to tell wewe the world, the story, the characters, what size shoe your best friend’s dad had on, doing what they could to keep your attention. But Baroque just throws wewe right in and tells wewe to find it out for yourself kwa going into the Neuron Tower. But let’s talk about the Neuron Tower for a second.
This tower is massive. There are a lot of floors wewe will be exploring and as wewe do, the enemies will get stranger and stranger. I thought the weird samaki creatures were as odd as it would get, but no, as wewe go deeper in, the monsters get zaidi disturbing and deformed in a way that is actually interesting. Some of my vipendwa are the jumping creatures that steal your items, a giant mound of flesh that lunges at you, and these little round creatures with juu hats that look like something out of Nightmare Before Christmas. The bizarre visuals of these creatures can really catch wewe off guard sometimes and can even turn the game into some sort of horror game. wewe also can only get items from either searching every corner of every floor au killing monsters. This game really wants wewe to kill as many monsters as possible, as wewe have both an HP and an AP meter. AP will refill your HP as long as wewe have it, but it will always decrease. wewe can increase your AP kwa killing monsters au eating AP restoring items. But like I said, it is always decreasing. Run out of AP and wewe start losing HP. Run out of HP and wewe die. And this is where the game gets hard for many RPG players. When wewe die in Baroque, wewe lose everything, and I mean everything. All your items, all your weapons and gear, your current level, and your progress in the dungeon. All you’ve got is story progress and that’s it. wewe can save your items kwa throwing them into a storage area, but wewe can only throw one at a time and they are rare to come by, and wewe can only save seven items, so wewe really need to make sure what wewe get is good. Does this create a challenge? Yes. Is it hard… No. Honestly, I find the game too easy. At least in the way the game intends. Fighting enemies, getting the proper gear, and staying alive is made easy thanks to the fact that enemies are abundant and wewe can always get good to decent stuff early on in the dungeon. As long as wewe are hoarding stuff like a mad man, wewe can always expect to stay alive in this game. No, there are other ways this game becomes a pain in the ass, which we will get to now.
Yeah, as much as I upendo the vague story, the art direction, and the banging soundtrack kwa Masaharu Iwata and even some of the dungeon crawling, this game has a massive flaw with tedium. It’s such a problem that it kinda prevents me from wanting to play the game for a long time. One problem is this game's desire for one button combat. It’s not terrible, aliyopewa the game, but if wewe play this game for long periods of time (Like me), it will burn wewe out after a while. Another thing is while I do upendo the vague story telling, what I don’t find fond is the vague gameplay mechanics on how wewe progress alisema story. In the Neuron Tower, there are a lot of NPCs to come across, a girl near a fountain, a nurse, some little angels, and many more. This requires going into the dungeon at times to collect one item au talk to one NPC and then possibly die, au do a vague task like giving an NPC a gem au some shit so they can bury themselves au give an NPC a gun who will flat out refuse to take the item and forcing wewe to die again. It’s really annoying how little the game tells wewe and expects wewe to just go through with the tower. And wewe have to do these vague tasks au wewe will reach the bottom of the tower but be sent back to the start. And going back and forth from the very start of the dungeon starts to get tedious, especially with the similar level design. This isn’t hard at all, this is just obnoxious. But wewe wanna know what my inayopendelewa part of the tedium is? There is no way back to a awali floor. The game has frequent saving, so that’s fine, but if wewe save over that and need to go back, tough shit. wewe gotta go up a few zaidi floors, stash an item wewe were carrying so wewe don’t lose it, die, get the item in the overworld, and run all the way back to where wewe were in the dungeon, which can take an saa to get back to. This game is just a constant stream of tedious gameplay and I don’t find myself enjoying the game as a result. All the fun parts of the game that there is is ruined thanks to this stream of backtracking.
Thankfully, unlike say Yanya Caballista au Drakengard, my prayers have been answered with Baroque. Whenever I talk about those other games, I always say that they should exist as something other than a video game. Baroque got the message across that the game is not exactly fun to play, so it was turned into a manga kwa Shinshuu Ueda. Now I have not read the manga and the art style for it certainly doesn’t have a unique style to it, but I have heard that it is very much vague like the game and sticks to the chanzo material, so that’s pretty neat. Also, while doing research, I was shocked to see just how maarufu Baroque was in Japan, with a prequel visual novel game that was on Playstation 1 and recently released for iOS and Android, a shoot em up spin off and a fucking typing game. Seriously, this game has a typing spin-off game. Yeah, let’s kill god with the power of our keyboard. Mavis Beacon was the true rival to god!
So that is Baroque, an interesting game, which gets a 10 outta 10 at everything… except the gameplay. Yeah, if I ever intend to experience the world of Baroque again, it will probably be from the manga au maybe with a friend to endure this with me, because that gameplay does not do it for me. With that said, I’m giving this game the award of Endurance Test. With all the great stuff in this game, I really had to grit my teeth just to experience it, and that should never be something in a game. I upendo everything about Baroque except the gameplay and I really wish it was better. I do want to see if they would try their hand at zaidi to this series in the west, but considering the poor sales in North America, I don’t see that happening. Maybe this is what we’re left with here.
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posted by penguin7710
User: I'm a unicorn.


Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.


User: So you're a girl?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Cool. So am I.


Cleverbot: And what do wewe play?

User: Unicorn games.

Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do wewe know israel?

User: Do wewe like singing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We should sing.

Cleverbot: Ok, where?

User: F is for Marafiki who do stuff together.

Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.

User: A is for apes to kill rapist.

Cleverbot: Apples.

User: Bannanas.

Cleverbot: apple not bananas.

User: Carrots.

Cleverbot: Pineaples.

User: For a robot wewe don't know how to spell.

Cleverbot:...
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1.SpongeBob SqaurePants
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!

NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
posted by koolamelia
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal kwa conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what wewe think."

7. Claim that wewe must always wear a bicycle kofia, chapeo as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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1.where wewe keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid au nawt!!
3.Who wewe talk 2 on the phone
4.THat wewe are super jelous au other girls (or boys)
5.That wewe hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up wewe will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That wewe have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart wewe are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
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Edward pulled two tickets out of his kanzu, koti pocket with an unusually questionable grin on his face. I hadn’t seen this expression before. His eyes were bigger than normal, and black. I could see that he needed to hunt. His head tilted slightly downwards, and while one side of his lips curled up, somehow the other side seemed to curl down. Edward looked as though he didn’t know if he wanted to smile, au frown.

“Are those plane tickets?” It sounded zaidi eager out loud than it did in my head.

Edward shifted his dark gaze down at the two tickets he held between his long, porcelain-like fingers,...
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1. Cause it felt like it.

2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????

3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup

4. it wanted some chiken soup.

5. it needed 2 get to the other side

6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r mashabiki of him u no)

7. on the other side of the road was a KFC

8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road

9. he had reasons 2

10. he was lost

11. he wanted to make this joke

12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.

P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
posted by yoshifan1976
Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new Marafiki and they lived happily ever after.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the juu of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long siku of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill alisema to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task kwa concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped imba and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in zaidi 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut nyasi makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be zaidi inayofuata week.
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Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, charlotte here.
Mom: How are wewe doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...
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