No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...
#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a siku off school, I'm happy!
#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!
#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!
#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all wewe want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I upendo golden showers!
#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it kwa summer.
#9:
Taking a dumb, imba sitting on a toliet!
#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!
#11:
If wewe hadn't Lost your viginity kwa 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
#12:
Why don't kondoo shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!
#13:
Let me make this clear for all wewe "men" out there.. wewe can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected kwa law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If wewe claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! wewe deserve it for being a man!
#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!
#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?
#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!
#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he alisema the only way he could see me zaidi is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to onyesha for it. How much is fair to give him? And before wewe call me stupid, this was my idea!
#21:
Nate of American indians need to songesha back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!
#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if wewe got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!
#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause upendo is evil, just spelled backwards!
#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross
#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.
#26:
WE NEED TO zaidi BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA au WE BOMB wewe LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!
#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND zaidi SEX!!
#28:
IF wewe A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
Jesus men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!
#29:
When life gives wewe lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch wewe bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands wewe things, it's never worth keeping.
#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! wewe don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! wewe don't
#31:
Girls with eyes <333
#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
#34:
So was Abraham lincoln really a vampire killer before he was president?
#35:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
#36:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
#37:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
#38:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
#39:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and wewe disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if wewe continue to do so just cause wewe arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
#40:
I upendo jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if wewe let me walk all over wewe I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a siku off school, I'm happy!
#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!
#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!
#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all wewe want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I upendo golden showers!
#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it kwa summer.
#9:
Taking a dumb, imba sitting on a toliet!
#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!
#11:
If wewe hadn't Lost your viginity kwa 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
#12:
Why don't kondoo shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!
#13:
Let me make this clear for all wewe "men" out there.. wewe can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected kwa law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If wewe claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! wewe deserve it for being a man!
#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!
#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?
#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!
#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he alisema the only way he could see me zaidi is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to onyesha for it. How much is fair to give him? And before wewe call me stupid, this was my idea!
#21:
Nate of American indians need to songesha back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!
#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if wewe got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!
#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause upendo is evil, just spelled backwards!
#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross
#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.
#26:
WE NEED TO zaidi BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA au WE BOMB wewe LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!
#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND zaidi SEX!!
#28:
IF wewe A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
Jesus men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!
#29:
When life gives wewe lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch wewe bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands wewe things, it's never worth keeping.
#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! wewe don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! wewe don't
#31:
Girls with eyes <333
#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
#34:
So was Abraham lincoln really a vampire killer before he was president?
#35:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
#36:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
#37:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
#38:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
#39:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and wewe disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if wewe continue to do so just cause wewe arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
#40:
I upendo jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if wewe let me walk all over wewe I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu uyoga desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did wewe ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu uyoga desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did wewe ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
Hey, I Was Watching That New onyesha Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia makala About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old muziki prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia makala about Victorious:
"The onyesha follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, wewe Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia makala About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old muziki prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia makala about Victorious:
"The onyesha follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, wewe Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
Let this indie title be a lesson to anyone wanting to review games, if wewe play a game weeks au even months in advance before wewe actually talk about it, always go back to it, especially if it’s an online title. Cause it may change things so much that it will also change your entire opinion, either for the worse au for the better. Thankfully, this is for the better.
So to elaborate, I am not a shabiki of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...
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So to elaborate, I am not a shabiki of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...
