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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are wewe busy?" au "Are wewe doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them

6. Guys will do anything just to get wewe to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when wewe talk about your ex-boyfriend au ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes wewe wants to be the only guy wewe talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy Marafiki to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are zaidi emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what wewe are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before wewe trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with wewe may end up being admired kwa your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells wewe about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. wewe don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes wewe is when he teases you.

22. Guys upendo wewe zaidi than wewe upendo them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot au cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes wewe a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook au advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in upendo and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the inayofuata couple days au until the inayofuata time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance vitabu that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks wewe to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, wewe know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid wewe au is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at wewe for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who ngumi, punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has zaidi problems than wewe can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls zaidi than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even zaidi to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We upendo it when girls talk about there ass.

54. Always make sure wewe know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal au not .

55. Believe it au not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like vitabu after wewe just ask them maswali about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants wewe sexually.

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

58. Guys upendo neck rubs and if he lets wewe keep doing it, it means that he really likes wewe au his neck really hurts.

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is wewe want to let him go and he will respect that after wewe let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes wewe and wants to be with wewe as much as possible.

it's so true too!!!! (I think)
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Hi, fanpop friends. These are some bila mpangilio bits of trivia about me.

* I think anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My inayopendelewa holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My inayopendelewa actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My inayopendelewa actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been uandishi regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with uandishi romantic stories.

* I'm not a shabiki of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My inayopendelewa film genres include animation,...
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Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie title made kwa fighting game mashabiki for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....
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 Henry Bemis of "Time Enough at Last", an early episode of The Twilight Zone.
Henry Bemis of "Time Enough at Last", an early episode of The Twilight Zone.
So, I had a sudden wave of motivation to write this after watching a Simpsons episode of all things. Though, this is actually based on an episode of The Twilight Zone, dubbed as "Time Enough at Last."

It's my personal inayopendelewa episode of the show, starring our main character Henry Bemis as his miserable life changes from what it used to be.

No other context will be aliyopewa here, as I want others to try and piece it all together...Or just interpret the poem their own way, that's always fun.

I hope wewe all enjoy, as I worked quite hard on it!



Timber after sapling, the atmosphere stays the same.
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Avatar ride at Animal Kingdom

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Animal Kingdom night onyesha celebration

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EpCot

There's another video involving a long punda guitar, gitaa for the Aerosmith ride at Hollywood Studios but you're gonna have to ask for it via pm as I do not wanna showcase a picture/vid involving me for everyone to see.

And here's a bunch of pictures from the 4 parks I went to. There's zaidi in total but I only went to 4 this time around. The ones I went to were Animal Kingdom,Epcot,Hollywood Studios, and the main park of Disney

Enjoy the pictures and video guys. I know I enjoyed being there.

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#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. wewe really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him zaidi in sinema like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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I hear Trump is president now.. No wonder comedy centre was roasting him.. So.. The one thing I learned from the Roast is that if your looking for a Donald Trump joke.. Pick one of these

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Snoop Dogg: Now he's talking about running for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he kicked a black family out of their house.


Seth MacFarlane: kwa the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."


Jeffrey Ross: And now you’re going to run for...
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