1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to tafuta the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh wewe just want to have your cake and eat it too'. wewe got that right! What good is cake if wewe can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place wewe look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would wewe keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
5 When people say while watching a film 'did wewe see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask wewe a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can wewe do that's longer?
9 When wewe are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to tafuta the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh wewe just want to have your cake and eat it too'. wewe got that right! What good is cake if wewe can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place wewe look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would wewe keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
5 When people say while watching a film 'did wewe see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask wewe a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can wewe do that's longer?
9 When wewe are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?
upendo is strong, stronger than a typhoon
upendo is friendship, It shall never die au fade away
upendo is death, wewe would risk your life for the person wewe upendo
upendo is a drug, so hard to get rid off
upendo is chocolate, sweet and pleasant
upendo is champagne, so bubbly and bright
upendo is sunset, dim and peaceful
upendo is special, unique and remarkable
upendo is super-glue, so tight and permanent
upendo is spring, fresh like flowers
upendo is music, melodic and beautiful
upendo is a kiss, seeing fireworks behind your eyelids
upendo is butterflies, roaming madly in your tummy
upendo is your inner-voice, telling wewe to go for it
upendo is your body, aching all over for that person
upendo is life, from beginning to end to paradise
Lastly: upendo is love, the thumping of your heart.
hujambo this is werewolflover and vampiregirl 17.Check out her profaili please.This is another insane list.So here goes.
#1 stick your head in the toilet and start imba Thriller kwa Micheal Jackson loud enough for people to hear.
#2 walk in subway sit in the middle of the floor and start sucking on your big fat toe.
#3 watch the Headless horseman and whenever a head falls off say,"poor baby did your head fall off?"
#4 everytime someone says"the"start laughing like a maniac.
#5 run around in circles and when someone asks about it say"building a mduara, duara of protection from the evil giant rotten tomatoes buttox.
PLEASE maoni AND RATE.
#1 stick your head in the toilet and start imba Thriller kwa Micheal Jackson loud enough for people to hear.
#2 walk in subway sit in the middle of the floor and start sucking on your big fat toe.
#3 watch the Headless horseman and whenever a head falls off say,"poor baby did your head fall off?"
#4 everytime someone says"the"start laughing like a maniac.
#5 run around in circles and when someone asks about it say"building a mduara, duara of protection from the evil giant rotten tomatoes buttox.
PLEASE maoni AND RATE.
