1. I upendo the way we finish each other’s sentences.
2. I upendo the way I know you’ll never give up on me.
3. I upendo the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.
4. I upendo the way wewe look at me.
5. I upendo how beautiful your eyes are.
6. I upendo the way I can’t imagine a siku without wewe in my life.
7. I upendo the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.
8. I upendo the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.
9. I upendo the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.
10. I upendo how I know you’ll always be there when I need wewe to be.
11. I upendo the fact that I will always be there for wewe too.
12. I upendo how when I dream of my life partner, the only person that I can see is you.
13. I upendo how complete I feel when I am with you.
14. I upendo how our bodies just fit together.
15. I upendo the way wewe make me laugh.
16.I upendo the way wewe laugh.
17. I upendo the way wewe won’t compromise yourself when we are together.
18. I upendo the way wewe won’t let me compromise myself.
19. I upendo your thoughtfulness.
20. I upendo your tenderness.
21. I upendo your ability to speak without saying a single word.
22. I upendo the way we glance at each other across the room and know what each other is thinking.
23. I upendo the way, how even though we may be miles apart I still feel like you’re right here with me.
24. I upendo the way wewe surprise me with the perfect gifts that onyesha wewe pay attention to me.
25. I upendo the way you’ll watch a sporting game with me even though wewe may not be interested in it.
26. I upendo the way wewe treat my friends.
27. I upendo your upendo for the things that interest me.
28. I upendo the way wewe let me live my life freely without jealousy.
29. I upendo how wewe demand respect but are not controlling.
30. I upendo how I would do anything in this world to make wewe happy.
31. I upendo how wewe would do anything in this world to make me happy.
32. I upendo the way your voice sounds over the phone...
33. I upendo the way your voice sounds when wewe whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
34. I upendo the completeness and oneness I feel when we make love.
35. I upendo your sensuality.
36. I upendo how our romance feels like the perfect romance movie.
37. I upendo how wewe are my soul mate.
38. I upendo the way wewe handle troubled times.
39. I upendo the way wewe respect me.
40. I upendo the way wewe protect and defend me.
41. I upendo how wewe feel when we cuddle.
42. I upendo the softness of your lips against mine.
43. I upendo the softness of your lips against my body.
44. I upendo the feeling of your hair brushing against me when we make love.
45. I upendo laying in kitanda at night talking about nothing.
46. I upendo waking up to find we’ve been cuddling together all night.
47. I upendo the surprises wewe leave for me.
48. I upendo your intelligence.
49.I upendo your ingenuity.
50. I upendo your ability to make Marafiki where ever we go.
51. I upendo your upendo for life.
52. I upendo your passion for your hobbies and interests.
53. I upendo how every time I look at you, wewe take my breath away.
54. I upendo how I thank God everyday for bringing someone as wonderful as wewe into my life.
55. I upendo the fact wewe gave me the gift of our children.
56. I upendo the special moments that we shared that will remain my fondest memories of wewe and I.
57. I upendo spending the holidays with the one person I upendo the most.
58. I upendo how my moyo skips a beat whenever wewe walk into the room.
59. I upendo how wewe upendo me.
60. I upendo how I upendo you.
61. I upendo the ways wewe choose to onyesha your affection for me.
62. I upendo the way wewe inspire me to be zaidi than I am.
63. I upendo the way wewe spark my creativity and imagination.
64. I upendo the way wewe make me feel like anything is possible as long as I’m with you.
65. I upendo your sense of humor.
66. I upendo the way wewe make me feel like royalty.
67. I upendo the way wewe dress.
68. I upendo your understated elegance.
69.I upendo wewe just the way wewe are.
70. I upendo your spontaneity.
71. I upendo our life together.
72. I upendo if I died right now I would be the happiest person alive knowing I found my one true love.
73. I upendo the fact that we will grow old together.
74. I upendo your way with words.
75. I upendo the way wewe look when wewe are sleeping.
76. I upendo the way wewe think wewe look awful when wewe first wake up when it is actually then I find wewe the most beautiful.
77. I upendo your willingness to share everything and most especially your moyo with me.
78. I upendo your strength of character.
79. I upendo taking showers together.
80. I upendo the way wewe leave me upendo notes to find whenever you’re gone.
81. I upendo the way wewe treat me.
82. I upendo the way wewe take care of us.
83. I upendo your cooking.
84. I upendo the way wewe take the time to thank me for doing things.
85. I upendo the way wewe onyesha your affection when we are around Marafiki and/or family.
86. I upendo the way wewe are not scared to onyesha your affection when we are in public.
87. I upendo your confidence.
88. I upendo your ability to make me feel better when times are tough.
89. I upendo the way we make up after a fight.
90. I upendo the way wewe support me when I’m off track.
91. I upendo the way wewe take the time to onyesha me how much wewe upendo me.
92. I upendo your beautiful hair.
93. I upendo your odor.
94. I upendo your openness to try new things.
95. I upendo your ability to talk things through.
96. I upendo your courage to be you.
97. I upendo your greatness.
98. I upendo the fact that wewe want to be with me and only me.
99. I upendo how I am and feel when I am with you!
100. I upendo wewe for you!
2. I upendo the way I know you’ll never give up on me.
3. I upendo the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.
4. I upendo the way wewe look at me.
5. I upendo how beautiful your eyes are.
6. I upendo the way I can’t imagine a siku without wewe in my life.
7. I upendo the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.
8. I upendo the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.
9. I upendo the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.
10. I upendo how I know you’ll always be there when I need wewe to be.
11. I upendo the fact that I will always be there for wewe too.
12. I upendo how when I dream of my life partner, the only person that I can see is you.
13. I upendo how complete I feel when I am with you.
14. I upendo how our bodies just fit together.
15. I upendo the way wewe make me laugh.
16.I upendo the way wewe laugh.
17. I upendo the way wewe won’t compromise yourself when we are together.
18. I upendo the way wewe won’t let me compromise myself.
19. I upendo your thoughtfulness.
20. I upendo your tenderness.
21. I upendo your ability to speak without saying a single word.
22. I upendo the way we glance at each other across the room and know what each other is thinking.
23. I upendo the way, how even though we may be miles apart I still feel like you’re right here with me.
24. I upendo the way wewe surprise me with the perfect gifts that onyesha wewe pay attention to me.
25. I upendo the way you’ll watch a sporting game with me even though wewe may not be interested in it.
26. I upendo the way wewe treat my friends.
27. I upendo your upendo for the things that interest me.
28. I upendo the way wewe let me live my life freely without jealousy.
29. I upendo how wewe demand respect but are not controlling.
30. I upendo how I would do anything in this world to make wewe happy.
31. I upendo how wewe would do anything in this world to make me happy.
32. I upendo the way your voice sounds over the phone...
33. I upendo the way your voice sounds when wewe whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
34. I upendo the completeness and oneness I feel when we make love.
35. I upendo your sensuality.
36. I upendo how our romance feels like the perfect romance movie.
37. I upendo how wewe are my soul mate.
38. I upendo the way wewe handle troubled times.
39. I upendo the way wewe respect me.
40. I upendo the way wewe protect and defend me.
41. I upendo how wewe feel when we cuddle.
42. I upendo the softness of your lips against mine.
43. I upendo the softness of your lips against my body.
44. I upendo the feeling of your hair brushing against me when we make love.
45. I upendo laying in kitanda at night talking about nothing.
46. I upendo waking up to find we’ve been cuddling together all night.
47. I upendo the surprises wewe leave for me.
48. I upendo your intelligence.
49.I upendo your ingenuity.
50. I upendo your ability to make Marafiki where ever we go.
51. I upendo your upendo for life.
52. I upendo your passion for your hobbies and interests.
53. I upendo how every time I look at you, wewe take my breath away.
54. I upendo how I thank God everyday for bringing someone as wonderful as wewe into my life.
55. I upendo the fact wewe gave me the gift of our children.
56. I upendo the special moments that we shared that will remain my fondest memories of wewe and I.
57. I upendo spending the holidays with the one person I upendo the most.
58. I upendo how my moyo skips a beat whenever wewe walk into the room.
59. I upendo how wewe upendo me.
60. I upendo how I upendo you.
61. I upendo the ways wewe choose to onyesha your affection for me.
62. I upendo the way wewe inspire me to be zaidi than I am.
63. I upendo the way wewe spark my creativity and imagination.
64. I upendo the way wewe make me feel like anything is possible as long as I’m with you.
65. I upendo your sense of humor.
66. I upendo the way wewe make me feel like royalty.
67. I upendo the way wewe dress.
68. I upendo your understated elegance.
69.I upendo wewe just the way wewe are.
70. I upendo your spontaneity.
71. I upendo our life together.
72. I upendo if I died right now I would be the happiest person alive knowing I found my one true love.
73. I upendo the fact that we will grow old together.
74. I upendo your way with words.
75. I upendo the way wewe look when wewe are sleeping.
76. I upendo the way wewe think wewe look awful when wewe first wake up when it is actually then I find wewe the most beautiful.
77. I upendo your willingness to share everything and most especially your moyo with me.
78. I upendo your strength of character.
79. I upendo taking showers together.
80. I upendo the way wewe leave me upendo notes to find whenever you’re gone.
81. I upendo the way wewe treat me.
82. I upendo the way wewe take care of us.
83. I upendo your cooking.
84. I upendo the way wewe take the time to thank me for doing things.
85. I upendo the way wewe onyesha your affection when we are around Marafiki and/or family.
86. I upendo the way wewe are not scared to onyesha your affection when we are in public.
87. I upendo your confidence.
88. I upendo your ability to make me feel better when times are tough.
89. I upendo the way we make up after a fight.
90. I upendo the way wewe support me when I’m off track.
91. I upendo the way wewe take the time to onyesha me how much wewe upendo me.
92. I upendo your beautiful hair.
93. I upendo your odor.
94. I upendo your openness to try new things.
95. I upendo your ability to talk things through.
96. I upendo your courage to be you.
97. I upendo your greatness.
98. I upendo the fact that wewe want to be with me and only me.
99. I upendo how I am and feel when I am with you!
100. I upendo wewe for you!
DEMENTED POEMS
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And onyesha me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And wewe upendo it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
onyesha me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And kumeza it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And onyesha me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And wewe upendo it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
onyesha me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And kumeza it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while zamani and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask wewe somethingand i want wewe to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how wewe feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want wewe to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi au Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask wewe somethingand i want wewe to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how wewe feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want wewe to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi au Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.