When it comes to guys, wewe can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer. However, there are some things wewe might not know about the male that go beyond their inayopendelewa team, position, and alcoholic beverage. For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys wewe probably didn't know, didn't want to know, au didn't take the time to notice.
1. As much as wewe want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When wewe tell a guy wewe are still good Marafiki with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."
2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with before wewe reveal your numbers. Anything above 10 is generally considered slutty, and anything below 5 is generally considered a lie.
3. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.
4. Guys like it when it's bare, wewe know where. "If a girl's got a nice box I'll go down on her anytime." If that doesn't say it, I don't know what does.
5. They don't like your drunken alter ego. If he's really nice he will hold your hair back while wewe puke, but wewe are still the girl who puked.
6. Never walk into the bathroom without knocking first, there are some things that guys just don't want us to see (or smell). If they are in there for zaidi then 10 dakika wewe should wait about 20 before wewe walk through that door.
7. If wewe haven't heard the expression, it goes something like this, "Bros before hoes." "Don't criticize a friend of your man unless he brings it up first."
8. Try not to go through their shit. Once wewe do, don't tell them.
9. Guys like compliments too. If wewe tell them wewe like their shirt, chances are they will remember and wear that shati again.
10. If they smell like pot, they've probably been smoking. If they smell like booze, they've probably been drinking. Put your interrogation flashlight away.
11. They look at Internet porn.
12. If wewe approach it the right way, wewe can get any guy to watch Sex and the City with you.
13. They have probably hooked up with one of your friends, and if they haven't, they want to.
14. If a guy has small hands au feet, don't maoni on it, unless you're prepared for an awkward situation.
15. If a guy asks wewe to chill, it's okay to bring a friend the first time—from then on, save the sidekick for parties and other social events.
16. They like getting head zaidi than giving it.
17. A framed picture of yourself as a gift is creepy. Anything from Sharper Image should do the trick.
18. Some guys pee sitting down.
19. If they tell wewe they "already have a Beirut partner," they don't want to hook up with you.
20. If a guy seems into wewe but doesn't act on it, there is a chance that one of his Marafiki wants you.
21. Guys will silence your calls when they are a) At a sporting event, b) At the bar, au c) Hooking up with another girl.
22. If a guy's Facebook status says "single," he is not your boyfriend.
23. Sometimes sports take priority over sex.
24. They don't want to hear about your period. Period.
25. "Guys like girls who are into religion, because it gives them something to believe in—and something to scream during sex."
1. As much as wewe want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When wewe tell a guy wewe are still good Marafiki with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."
2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with before wewe reveal your numbers. Anything above 10 is generally considered slutty, and anything below 5 is generally considered a lie.
3. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.
4. Guys like it when it's bare, wewe know where. "If a girl's got a nice box I'll go down on her anytime." If that doesn't say it, I don't know what does.
5. They don't like your drunken alter ego. If he's really nice he will hold your hair back while wewe puke, but wewe are still the girl who puked.
6. Never walk into the bathroom without knocking first, there are some things that guys just don't want us to see (or smell). If they are in there for zaidi then 10 dakika wewe should wait about 20 before wewe walk through that door.
7. If wewe haven't heard the expression, it goes something like this, "Bros before hoes." "Don't criticize a friend of your man unless he brings it up first."
8. Try not to go through their shit. Once wewe do, don't tell them.
9. Guys like compliments too. If wewe tell them wewe like their shirt, chances are they will remember and wear that shati again.
10. If they smell like pot, they've probably been smoking. If they smell like booze, they've probably been drinking. Put your interrogation flashlight away.
11. They look at Internet porn.
12. If wewe approach it the right way, wewe can get any guy to watch Sex and the City with you.
13. They have probably hooked up with one of your friends, and if they haven't, they want to.
14. If a guy has small hands au feet, don't maoni on it, unless you're prepared for an awkward situation.
15. If a guy asks wewe to chill, it's okay to bring a friend the first time—from then on, save the sidekick for parties and other social events.
16. They like getting head zaidi than giving it.
17. A framed picture of yourself as a gift is creepy. Anything from Sharper Image should do the trick.
18. Some guys pee sitting down.
19. If they tell wewe they "already have a Beirut partner," they don't want to hook up with you.
20. If a guy seems into wewe but doesn't act on it, there is a chance that one of his Marafiki wants you.
21. Guys will silence your calls when they are a) At a sporting event, b) At the bar, au c) Hooking up with another girl.
22. If a guy's Facebook status says "single," he is not your boyfriend.
23. Sometimes sports take priority over sex.
24. They don't want to hear about your period. Period.
25. "Guys like girls who are into religion, because it gives them something to believe in—and something to scream during sex."
