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posted by kristine95
LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here wewe go! =P


A konokono can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An tembo is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, wewe have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, kwa taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If wewe try to hold back a sneeze, wewe can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head au neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders zaidi than death!
The strongest muscle wewe have is your tounge.
wewe can't kill yourself kwa holding your breath.
It is zaidi likely to be killed kwa a champagne cork than being poisoned kwa a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The tembo is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, wewe have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
wewe breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
wewe spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A mamba can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's moyo is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
zaidi than 50% of the world's population has never received au made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one saa increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did wewe know that 60% of all the times wewe wash your hands, wewe don't wash your right thumb?
kwa kissing wewe exchange zaidi germs than if wewe lick a clean toilet.
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This is one of the 5 video that are juu rated kwa people on youtube.
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posted by nessienjake
wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!



Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while wewe sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the...
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Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do wewe want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do wewe upendo me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have wewe ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are wewe even asking?
Girl - will wewe kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will wewe hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are wewe crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top

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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot...
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So I am uandishi what I see people generally do when wewe stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of wewe do this. This also applies to siblings.



1. Play your muziki even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them kwa kusoma manga, texting, au stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
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posted by deathding
MUSIC! Again, for the MENTALLY RETAR- I mean, people who don't know what muziki is, it's basically....

SOUNDS! ;D

And no, immature 7th graders, armpit farts don't count as music. -___-

Seriously though, there's just something I upendo so much about music. Maybe it's the way songs get stuck in your head, maybe it's the great melody, but there's just SOMETHING about muziki that just sounds so extravagant and attracts me like a nondo to a flame!

Because fact is, muziki is majestic. It can be unambiguously incredible, and is an extremely unique part of media. It destroys the grotesque evil in this pathetically...
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