41 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If wewe have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your Marafiki come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary Marafiki that wewe ask their opinion of everything.
7. After wewe have your bath, wrap, upangaji pamoja a bath towel around wewe and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask wewe what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping au running into something. Look at the ground and whenever wewe see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as wewe can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an saa and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When wewe kuoga au bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when wewe laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When wewe fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything wewe see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few dakika then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and kuvuka, msalaba your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let wewe buy what wewe want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim wewe have been abducted kwa aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask wewe to call someone, stay where wewe are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I upendo wewe Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take wewe to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their dawati chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid wewe see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring nyumbani the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want wewe to see. Like a drop out au a goth au something. Tell them he/she's wewe new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out maembe, embe everywhere wewe go
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If wewe have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your Marafiki come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary Marafiki that wewe ask their opinion of everything.
7. After wewe have your bath, wrap, upangaji pamoja a bath towel around wewe and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask wewe what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping au running into something. Look at the ground and whenever wewe see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as wewe can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an saa and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When wewe kuoga au bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when wewe laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When wewe fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything wewe see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few dakika then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and kuvuka, msalaba your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let wewe buy what wewe want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim wewe have been abducted kwa aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask wewe to call someone, stay where wewe are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I upendo wewe Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take wewe to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their dawati chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid wewe see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring nyumbani the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want wewe to see. Like a drop out au a goth au something. Tell them he/she's wewe new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out maembe, embe everywhere wewe go
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It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.
The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
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Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
I upendo this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a onyesha that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.
Anyway I upendo this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I upendo the characters. It's interesting and funny, I upendo that its not a typical Disney comedy and I upendo that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can futa the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused kwa Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle wewe with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a moyo attack; his moyo lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
