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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys upendo flirts.
3. A guy can like wewe for a minute, and then forget wewe afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are wewe doing something?" au "Have wewe eaten already?" are the first usual maswali a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when wewe talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell wewe many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell wewe many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When wewe touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what wewe are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" au makes any excuses when you're asking him to do wewe a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like wewe and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. wewe have to tell a guy what wewe really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys upendo their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get wewe a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. wewe can never understand him unless wewe listen to him.
29. If a guy tells wewe he loves wewe once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before wewe believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with wewe may end up being admired kwa your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells wewe about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. wewe don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes wewe is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep wewe off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys upendo girls with brains zaidi than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years au more.
51. wewe have to tell a guy what wewe really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in upendo and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot zaidi than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks wewe to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut au silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as upendo at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who ngumi, punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys upendo girls who can cook au bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has zaidi problems than wewe can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do zaidi repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are zaidi talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still upendo them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked au pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all kwa his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of wewe au he's criticizing you.
87. When wewe catch him cheating on wewe and he asks for a sekunde chance, give it to him. But when wewe catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets wewe go, he really loves you.
89. If wewe have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at wewe and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves wewe zaidi than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance vitabu that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. wewe can tell if a guy is really hurt au in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks wewe for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters wewe and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. wewe can truly say that a guy has good intentions if wewe see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys upendo wewe zaidi than wewe upendo them if they are serious in your relationships.
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I am adding this because we seem to need some decent lyrics ilitumwa to this club.

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We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My upendo will be in you
If wewe be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My upendo will be in you
If wewe be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may...
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"So girls," alisema mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down. 
"So why'd we have to songesha to Britain?" asked Erin. 
"Well maybe wewe can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green. 
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other. 
"Since when does that happen." they alisema in unison. 
"Why don't wewe go explore the house." alisema Mrs. Green. 
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with dhahabu and upinde wa mvua streaks. 
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A farasi tail brushed...
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wewe can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But wewe wouldn't tell no one
Your inayopendelewa if wewe could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes wewe would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a moto without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because upendo is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where wewe look wewe can find it
Try to run but...
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posted by randomgirl3000
I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat kwa the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing where have wewe gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have wewe gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and...
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I've been lied to and wewe been cheated
I've been cried to, wewe been mistreated
I've been watching you, wewe want action
You need upendo and I need satisfaction

I'm burning for love
Filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)
It's down to the wire
I'm making my move, I'm looking for you
I'm burning for love

You're the victim it's in your eyes
I'm the suspect and love's the crime
Tensions mounting bodies aching
I can't take the anticipation

I'm burning for love
I’m filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)...
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(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then wewe switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like wewe used to be
‘Cause wewe get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause wewe get in my head and hold...
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It’s just wewe and me and there’s no one around
Feel like I’m hanging kwa a thread, it’s a long way down
I’ve been trying to breathe but I’m fighting for air
I’m at an all time low with no place to go
But you’re always there

When everything falls apart
And it seems like the world is crashing at my feet
You like me the best when I’m a mess
When I’m my own worst enemy

You make me feel beautiful
When I have nothing left to prove
And I can’t imagine how I’d make it through
There’s no me without you
No me without you, no, no

You hear what I say when I don’t say a word
You are my rising...
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It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want wewe to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather wewe not be so sincere

How cold could wewe be
What would wewe do if wewe were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my moyo it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, upendo is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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wewe told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t wewe bother what I do
No matter what wewe say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your upendo was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush wewe can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush wewe can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If wewe wanna dance let’s songesha it
If wewe wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If wewe want the world wewe got it
If wewe want the girl wewe got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If wewe want it all wewe got it
Can wewe hear me call wewe got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...
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posted by -Yusha-
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the inayofuata on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't wewe take a kiti, kiti cha and I will get wewe something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some chakula with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the orodha and removed his name from the juu of the orodha and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he alisema to the guy, "Because wewe have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the orodha ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much wewe try!!
posted by invadercalliope
I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's wewe and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face



To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...
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posted by jessicamc26
A stoner called the moto department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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