found this stuff and i wanted to share with wewe guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person inayofuata to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your maswali to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that wewe don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is alisema often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a mduara, duara around your dawati laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start imba opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the siku of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a mduara, duara and light them. Sit in the middle of the mduara, duara with the ouji board and claim wewe are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask maswali while trying not to use any nouns au make any sense. ex: I have a question: When wewe alisema that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did wewe mean the thing that, wewe know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to hakikisha that wewe agree. When they ask wewe to stop, say "but I upendo wewe so!!"
17.When wewe have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks wewe for your homework, angrily exclaim that wewe are a member of Greenpeace au the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person inayofuata to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your maswali to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that wewe don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is alisema often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a mduara, duara around your dawati laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start imba opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the siku of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a mduara, duara and light them. Sit in the middle of the mduara, duara with the ouji board and claim wewe are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask maswali while trying not to use any nouns au make any sense. ex: I have a question: When wewe alisema that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did wewe mean the thing that, wewe know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to hakikisha that wewe agree. When they ask wewe to stop, say "but I upendo wewe so!!"
17.When wewe have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks wewe for your homework, angrily exclaim that wewe are a member of Greenpeace au the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
10. Sing “Bad Touch” kwa the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with wewe for Halloween
4. onyesha him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile au if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with wewe for Halloween
4. onyesha him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile au if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My moyo is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its upendo i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Marafiki call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My moyo is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its upendo i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My Marafiki call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
There is a topless picha of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied kwa some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged picha of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” alisema her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied kwa some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged picha of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” alisema her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Hayley
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
On May 27, 2016, a war was started kwa a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new ikoni he created. This angered millions, and mgawanyiko, baidisha the My Little gppony, pony fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
The films from 2019 I watched and enjoyed. These films are listed in alphabetical order. This orodha includes both theatrical and direct to DVD films.
Alita: Battle Angel
Batman: Hush
Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Captain Marvel
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection
Dark Phoenix (X-Men)
Detective Pikachu (Pokémon)
Dora and the Lost City of dhahabu
Dumbo
Frozen 2
Joker
Knives Out
Shazam!
Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans
The Addams Family
Alita: Battle Angel
Batman: Hush
Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Captain Marvel
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection
Dark Phoenix (X-Men)
Detective Pikachu (Pokémon)
Dora and the Lost City of dhahabu
Dumbo
Frozen 2
Joker
Knives Out
Shazam!
Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans
The Addams Family
Silent Force is a member of Fanpop. She's a good member of this website and Discord, but most of all, she's a great friend.
Silent Force is a big shabiki of anime, in particular, Saint Seiya and Ayashi no Ceres (also known as Ceres, Celestial Legend). As a fellow shabiki of Ceres, I'm glad there are people like Silent Force, who give underrated anime the attention and upendo they deserve.
Silent Force is a very friendly, caring friend. She is nice and supportive of me. She has a positive attitude, a friendly personality, and has a way with words. She's always a treat to talk to and she's always a good friend to me.
Silent Force is also very funny. She has a very good sense of humor and can be very witty and fun.
Thank you, Silent Force, for making fanpop a better place, for making Discord a zaidi fun website, but most of all, thank wewe for being a great friend. wewe are truly a celestial legend.
Silent Force is a big shabiki of anime, in particular, Saint Seiya and Ayashi no Ceres (also known as Ceres, Celestial Legend). As a fellow shabiki of Ceres, I'm glad there are people like Silent Force, who give underrated anime the attention and upendo they deserve.
Silent Force is a very friendly, caring friend. She is nice and supportive of me. She has a positive attitude, a friendly personality, and has a way with words. She's always a treat to talk to and she's always a good friend to me.
Silent Force is also very funny. She has a very good sense of humor and can be very witty and fun.
Thank you, Silent Force, for making fanpop a better place, for making Discord a zaidi fun website, but most of all, thank wewe for being a great friend. wewe are truly a celestial legend.
