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posted by I_love_Mikey
muziki is genuinely the most important thing to life. muziki is something that wewe cannot live without. It changes thought process, and is a good way to express emotion. Almost every song was written because people went through something and wrote a song; normally people find connections through muziki and either find it comforting au helpful.

Honestly, there're many genres of muziki I can't stand. Many things that I would rather cut my ears off then listen to. There are things I can't tolerate, like country, au pop, au Lady Gaga, au anything like that. I am zaidi into techno au screamo au metal. But, I'm open to music. Each genre has a different group of fans.

muziki has a huge influence on people's emotions. It can make people cry, it can make people laugh, it can make someone jump off of a bridge. There're triggers in songs that change a thought process. Lyrics are meaningful, but so is the tune and background of the song; it creates a feel of the song.

What's your opinion on music? Could wewe live without it?
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny au not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would wewe like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh wewe gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: wewe gonna tell me my fortune au what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell wewe your fortune?


Random guy: wewe alisema wewe WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have wewe been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and kuki, vidakuzi don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow bila mpangilio fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform wewe that a certain new fanpoper with the jina la mtumiaji of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a swali saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a foramu saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now wewe will not be able to find these two contributions why wewe ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if wewe want proof that she alisema this check out this forum
link
Now wewe may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have aliyopewa us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We upendo to be held, talked too but if wewe press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Marafiki but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I upendo the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your moyo beat
Is my inayopendelewa lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If wewe could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my nyumbani though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes wewe happy.
I always want wewe to be happy.
I don't like it when wewe cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with wewe even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to songesha on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When wewe leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe wewe embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down mashua in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other siku we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, wewe know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once zaidi at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure kwa now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo wewe can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to jiunge F.S. wewe must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. chai is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand inayofuata to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't wewe even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, wewe need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Marafiki then run up and sit between them and go...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
posted by I_love_Mikey
Before wewe read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, au even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take wewe down a dark road - one that once wewe start, wewe can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull wewe out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. dragoni say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. samaki say blub blub blub.

13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
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posted by CullenProperty
I'm a little pawn still in your game
And wewe ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know wewe better than wewe know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but wewe start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but wewe turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will wewe believe,...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when wewe hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
mysterious upendo

- chapter 13-





"Ok wewe can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought wewe would like them."
"Well wewe were right! " Then I realized I was uigizaji like a 6 mwaka old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not uigizaji like a six mwaka old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I alisema the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when wewe smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll onyesha you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are wewe kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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