Q .. Did wewe here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the mitaani, mtaa when the sign alisema "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when wewe ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the mitaani, mtaa when the sign alisema "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when wewe ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes wewe think 'Hey, I don't care what wewe think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, au stupid. They are three very different things, and if wewe don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are zaidi reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out bila mpangilio things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, au stupid. They are three very different things, and if wewe don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are zaidi reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out bila mpangilio things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!