really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity
I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent
Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary
People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. wewe ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?
Wants to know...If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but wewe are abusing the privilege
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song
I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??
I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... kwa the way your out of maziwa
Wonders why they tell wewe to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls wewe over
Going to sue Red ng'ombe for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..
The wrapper on the toilet paper roll read "100% recycled". Really stop and think about that.
Of course I'll try to see things from your point of view, as soon as wewe pull your head out of your ass.
"Strap-on" is "no-parts" spelled backwards. Coincidence?
Dares wewe to press ALT + F4
Knows that the nyasi is always greener, when it's rolled up in a paper
Is wondering if wewe choke a smurf, what color does it turn???
I am going to Consumer Affairs. I bought a packet of M&M;'s and it was full of W's
I thought of wewe today. I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
So sorry I missed you, I ran out of bullets.
I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent
Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary
People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. wewe ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?
Wants to know...If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but wewe are abusing the privilege
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song
I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??
I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... kwa the way your out of maziwa
Wonders why they tell wewe to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls wewe over
Going to sue Red ng'ombe for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..
The wrapper on the toilet paper roll read "100% recycled". Really stop and think about that.
Of course I'll try to see things from your point of view, as soon as wewe pull your head out of your ass.
"Strap-on" is "no-parts" spelled backwards. Coincidence?
Dares wewe to press ALT + F4
Knows that the nyasi is always greener, when it's rolled up in a paper
Is wondering if wewe choke a smurf, what color does it turn???
I am going to Consumer Affairs. I bought a packet of M&M;'s and it was full of W's
I thought of wewe today. I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
So sorry I missed you, I ran out of bullets.
This has probably happened to a lot of wewe because of taking notes in class.
Have wewe ever got a little blister au callus because of uandishi too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure au rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitar, gitaa au even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So wewe have some calluses and wewe want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
wewe can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with lemon, limau for 10 dakika and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams au mlozi oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and wewe will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have wewe ever got a little blister au callus because of uandishi too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure au rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitar, gitaa au even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So wewe have some calluses and wewe want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
wewe can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with lemon, limau for 10 dakika and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams au mlozi oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and wewe will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If wewe Want to work for people ....Make your moyo the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If wewe want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As wewe are the creator of your life, similarly wewe are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for wewe
*always forget what wewe did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If wewe Want to work for people ....Make your moyo the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If wewe want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As wewe are the creator of your life, similarly wewe are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for wewe
*always forget what wewe did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
I've recently heard that some people are offended kwa the T- shati slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.
But the thing is, I feel that the shati isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five mwaka old boy wearing a shati that alisema "Girls Have Cooties" au "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female au male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have wewe ever seen a T.V. onyesha where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
But the thing is, I feel that the shati isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five mwaka old boy wearing a shati that alisema "Girls Have Cooties" au "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female au male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have wewe ever seen a T.V. onyesha where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.