BEAT UP A TRAMP. WHY? BECAUSE wewe CAN!!
Marry your dog.
Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).
Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.
GeT A jOb.
Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.
Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... au your pants... which ever work better.
Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a strawberry head then fart in his face lol.
Knuckles are months on your hands.
Lick your elbow.
To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.
Say yo-mama jokes to your children.
Eat pizza until wewe hurl then.........eat more.
Go bite a cow.
jam, jamu all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.
Flush your goldfish while he's alive.
Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all siku on a lead and call it peter!
Speak italian in russian.
Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked kwa terrorists.".
ilol post zaidi later
Marry your dog.
Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).
Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.
GeT A jOb.
Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.
Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... au your pants... which ever work better.
Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a strawberry head then fart in his face lol.
Knuckles are months on your hands.
Lick your elbow.
To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.
Say yo-mama jokes to your children.
Eat pizza until wewe hurl then.........eat more.
Go bite a cow.
jam, jamu all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.
Flush your goldfish while he's alive.
Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all siku on a lead and call it peter!
Speak italian in russian.
Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked kwa terrorists.".
ilol post zaidi later
1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her tarehe and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."
2. Visit your inayopendelewa celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking maswali like "How are wewe and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as wewe can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red convertible, kubadilishwa to go along with it. Ride your convertible, kubadilishwa with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that wewe don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with bacon in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the beach, pwani wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure au how wewe look like, go out there!
2. Visit your inayopendelewa celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking maswali like "How are wewe and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as wewe can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red convertible, kubadilishwa to go along with it. Ride your convertible, kubadilishwa with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that wewe don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with bacon in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the beach, pwani wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure au how wewe look like, go out there!
As wewe may know, when u make confimation u get an xtra name between ur 2nd and last wuns.
But sumtimes wewe dont.
And I didnt.
And I want wun!
And my mum alisema th@ i cood hav wun.
And I dont know what 2 pick, but......
It has 2 b male
It has 2 b after a saint.
I like Ben, but what do wewe think.
The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho maoni fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!
And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.
And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!
But sumtimes wewe dont.
And I didnt.
And I want wun!
And my mum alisema th@ i cood hav wun.
And I dont know what 2 pick, but......
It has 2 b male
It has 2 b after a saint.
I like Ben, but what do wewe think.
The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho maoni fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!
And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.
And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!