bila mpangilio Club
jiunge
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
BEAT UP A TRAMP. WHY? BECAUSE wewe CAN!!

Marry your dog.

Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).

Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.

GeT A jOb.

Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.

Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... au your pants... which ever work better.

Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a strawberry head then fart in his face lol.

Knuckles are months on your hands.

Lick your elbow.

To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.

Say yo-mama jokes to your children.

Eat pizza until wewe hurl then.........eat more.

Go bite a cow.

jam, jamu all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.

Flush your goldfish while he's alive.

Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all siku on a lead and call it peter!

Speak italian in russian.

Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked kwa terrorists.".


ilol post zaidi later
added by ilovekud
Source: ilovekud
added by r-pattz
added by r-pattz
added by keninv
posted by Bond_Of_Fury
No, I'm not trying to ridicule au make fun of my friend with that title I put up there. It's meant in a sarcastic way, coming from me. He just so good at attitudinizing. Whiny. Hoity-toity. Such a drama queen. He's had a sh!t childhood, but didn't we all? His parents never liked each other, and badmouthed each other in his and his sisters' presence. His father is a war veteran who instead of a child, he has always treated him like a soldier. Even now he's nineteen years old, he has to be nyumbani 22:30 PM when he goes out.

That's not cool. Seriously, I feel bad for him, and I understand him. We...
continue reading...
posted by Lady10358
1.

Step 1. Find a bila mpangilio phone number in the phone book.
Step 2. Call the person.
Step 3. Say "I want a pepperoni pizza!" And wait to see what happens.

2.


Step 1. When wewe walk in the neighborhood Bet your friend that they can stand on one foot for a SUPER long time.
Step 2. While they do it, knock on some grouchy neighbor's door.
Step 3. Run and leave your friend confused!


1. Credit: Me

2. Credit: Google.com

PLEASE SHARE AND SAVE IF wewe LIKE
MY FRIEND HELPED WITH 1.
GOOGLE.COM HELPED WITH 2.

THIS IS THE COPYRIGHT OF LADY10358!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY au I WILL FLAG AS SPAM!
posted by MJangellover
On 24 June 1947 A US pilot called Kenneth Arnold Looked out of the window of his plane and saw nine sliver objects flying close together.they were moving very quickly, Kenneth guessed that their speed was zaidi than 1600 kilometers an saa .He told journalists that the objects did not songesha like planes ,but like saucers songesha when someone throws them across the surface of the water. later,one of the journalists called the objects "flying saucers"
This was the first time The expression"flying saucer" was used ,but people have been seeing unidentified flying objects UFOs in the sky for centuries.For...
continue reading...
1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo kuki, vidakuzi with chokoleti Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)

2) Get maziwa and put in a chokoleti bar. Let it rest for 5 dakika and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.

3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in chokoleti powder. Churn and enjoy.

4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chokoleti syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.

5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if wewe can work the ice cream...
continue reading...
posted by kristine95
LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here wewe go! =P


A konokono can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An tembo is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, wewe have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, kwa taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally...
continue reading...
added by 8theGreat
added by ShadowFan100
Source: Idk
added by GDragon612
added by jinniesathot
video
bila mpangilio
muziki
song
thorki
thor
loki
amv
fanvid
added by BlindBandit92
video
bila mpangilio
muziki
awesome
added by DisneyPrince88
added by Nick16