*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*
In the middle of true Marafiki Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the guitar, gitaa player (Billy ray Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.
Miley:That was my dad!You ass!
Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I upendo wewe all!
Miley:What about me?
Joe:What about wewe man whore?
Miley:I'm a girl!
Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!
Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!
Joe:Those were just rumors!!!
Selena:Suuuuuure...
Joe:They were!
All:Riiiiiiiiiight......
Simon:I don't believe you!
Demi:Simon Cowell?What are wewe doing here?
Simon:I uhhh...I'm here with Randy and Kara to see wewe guys and uhhhh stuff...
*Silents*
Simon:You can't judge me!I'm the Judge!I JUDGE YOU!!!
*Simon runs away crying*
Taylor:Uhhh...Well the consort is ruined...So should we go home?
*A obscenely fat man runs on stage,and pushes Joe on the ground.*
Fat man:Wooh!!!I pushed Joe Jonas!!
*Fat man runs away crying*
Taylor:Yeah the tamasha is definitely Ruined.We should go nyumbani now.
*Joe grabs Taylor's ankles*
Joe:NO!Don't leave me!!!I'm sorry!!
*Demi grabs one of the stage lamps,and hits Joe with it*
Joe:Ha!I've become immune to your lamp powers!
*Selena gets a guitar, gitaa and hits Joe with it,Joe passes out*
Selena:That's for taking my baby sister away!!!
Demi:Selena how many times do I have to tell wewe I'm not your little sister...
Taylor:Uhh guys his head is bleeding...
Miley:Dad are wewe okay?
Bill ray:I can't feel my legs...
Miley:That's nice....
Randy:What's wrong with wewe dog...?
Taylor:Oh!I thought Simon only alisema that to hide his own embarrassment.
Randy:No he was I didn't come here with him.I came here with my girls.There big fans.
Taylor:Oh well I'm glad.
Randy:Yeah...I'm kinda worried about Simon though...Come on girl let's go check on Mr.Cowell.
Zoe:But he's crazy!
Randy:I know he is girls let's go.
*Randy and his daughters left.The fat man came back and pushed miley on the ground.*
Fat man:Whoop!I pushed her!!
*The fat man ran away crying...Again*
Selena:Come on sissy,let's go home.
*Selena grabbed Demi's wrist and pulled her away*
Taylor:Well....Bye!
*Taylor left,Miley laid on the ground near Joe who's blood was getting everywhere,Billy ray lay on ground crying.*
Someone:Miley wewe whore call an ambulances!
Miley:...I don't feel like it.
*Miley got up and went home*
*They survive but only because someone in the audience called an ambulances*
END
In the middle of true Marafiki Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the guitar, gitaa player (Billy ray Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.
Miley:That was my dad!You ass!
Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I upendo wewe all!
Miley:What about me?
Joe:What about wewe man whore?
Miley:I'm a girl!
Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!
Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!
Joe:Those were just rumors!!!
Selena:Suuuuuure...
Joe:They were!
All:Riiiiiiiiiight......
Simon:I don't believe you!
Demi:Simon Cowell?What are wewe doing here?
Simon:I uhhh...I'm here with Randy and Kara to see wewe guys and uhhhh stuff...
*Silents*
Simon:You can't judge me!I'm the Judge!I JUDGE YOU!!!
*Simon runs away crying*
Taylor:Uhhh...Well the consort is ruined...So should we go home?
*A obscenely fat man runs on stage,and pushes Joe on the ground.*
Fat man:Wooh!!!I pushed Joe Jonas!!
*Fat man runs away crying*
Taylor:Yeah the tamasha is definitely Ruined.We should go nyumbani now.
*Joe grabs Taylor's ankles*
Joe:NO!Don't leave me!!!I'm sorry!!
*Demi grabs one of the stage lamps,and hits Joe with it*
Joe:Ha!I've become immune to your lamp powers!
*Selena gets a guitar, gitaa and hits Joe with it,Joe passes out*
Selena:That's for taking my baby sister away!!!
Demi:Selena how many times do I have to tell wewe I'm not your little sister...
Taylor:Uhh guys his head is bleeding...
Miley:Dad are wewe okay?
Bill ray:I can't feel my legs...
Miley:That's nice....
Randy:What's wrong with wewe dog...?
Taylor:Oh!I thought Simon only alisema that to hide his own embarrassment.
Randy:No he was I didn't come here with him.I came here with my girls.There big fans.
Taylor:Oh well I'm glad.
Randy:Yeah...I'm kinda worried about Simon though...Come on girl let's go check on Mr.Cowell.
Zoe:But he's crazy!
Randy:I know he is girls let's go.
*Randy and his daughters left.The fat man came back and pushed miley on the ground.*
Fat man:Whoop!I pushed her!!
*The fat man ran away crying...Again*
Selena:Come on sissy,let's go home.
*Selena grabbed Demi's wrist and pulled her away*
Taylor:Well....Bye!
*Taylor left,Miley laid on the ground near Joe who's blood was getting everywhere,Billy ray lay on ground crying.*
Someone:Miley wewe whore call an ambulances!
Miley:...I don't feel like it.
*Miley got up and went home*
*They survive but only because someone in the audience called an ambulances*
END
take a base ball bat
hit her in the head until she gets knocked out and tie her in a chair then ask her retarted maswali
when she majibu smack her in the face and say WRONG ANSWER *extra poinds if u sit on her lap* do this 2 all of your teachers its so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hit her in the head until she gets knocked out and tie her in a chair then ask her retarted maswali
when she majibu smack her in the face and say WRONG ANSWER *extra poinds if u sit on her lap* do this 2 all of your teachers its so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.Stand kwa one of the doors au elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on juu of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks kwa say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sandwich, sandwichi sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair inayofuata to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on juu of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks kwa say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sandwich, sandwichi sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair inayofuata to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
