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posted by shutyourface
don't worry this makala is not about kondoo au bananas it is about a zaidi serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone kusoma this
uandishi a maoni about what wewe think is write au wrong

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

au the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a shabiki
of bila mpangilio to write what they think is right

and become a shabiki of me and become a shabiki of my

and remember

what came first
the egg
au the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
For reasons as of yet unknown, fanpop seems to have something against the website b l o g s p o t . c o m -- posting viungo from this site will cause wewe to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted fanpop about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning wewe against posting...
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posted by InvaderStickly
Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of wewe then look away when they turn around

Say wewe have a sixth since where wewe can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and wewe should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
posted by Midnight__Sun
Why is it that when someone tells wewe that there are over a billion stars in the universe, wewe believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, wewe have to touch it to make sure?

In case wewe needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

2. On a bag of Fritos -- wewe could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion:...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
5) Flyleaf
Flyleaf is a Christian rock band with inspiring and powerful lyrics belted out kwa the amazing Lacey Mosley. Their albums are Flyleaf and Memento Mori, which is zaidi recent. Some songs of their best songs are "Sorrow," "Again," and "Tiny Heart."

4) All Time Low
Members are Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick, Rian Dawson, and lead singer Alex Gaskarth, and they're all incredibly good-looking. The pop punk band plays songs that remind me of summer, partying with friends, and the occasional heartbreak. Some must-listen-to songs kwa them are "Coffee duka Soundtrack," "Toxic Valentine," and "Poison."...
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1. chewed chewing gum under your meza, jedwali must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If wewe lick your sweat wewe can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen wewe in da kuoga no JOKE

4. people be sick on wewe all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct wewe one siku and steal your brain will live on a farm sorry but wewe see dat guy behind u he is going to kill wewe

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. wewe cany dance au sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for wewe hujambo sexi
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests wewe could try

1: Ask really stupid maswali like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so wewe can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them wewe know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask wewe for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as wewe can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
This is for a very nice and friendly person, that wewe know as Animefan66 (Kasey) and I know as the greatest person ever.
This makala is written for all the meanhearted people to Kasey.

Thank wewe so much to the people who are nice to Kasey and respect him. =]

There are people are here that are very mean to Kasey, and I feel that if wewe have nothing good au nice to say to Kasey. THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T SPEAK AT ALL!!

I don't see how anyone can be so mean to one person on a daily basis. Its rude, mean and disrespectful.If wewe had a moyo wewe would keep your maoni to yourselves,...
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1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on wanyama only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use kwa trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either kwa falling...
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posted by breebree446
• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if wewe are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems wewe were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if wewe would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them wewe are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them wewe have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand wewe your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your...
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