Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!
If men really ruled the world,
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em inayofuata time" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in ale au lager.
3. Valentine's siku would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
4. On Groundhog Day, if wewe saw your shadow, you'd get the siku off to go drinking. Mother's siku too.
5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.
6. Garbage would take itself out.
7. Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement mixer, kichanganyio and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
8. The only onyesha opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".
9 Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer- biceps".
10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
11. Two words... "Ally McNaked".
12. When a cop gives wewe a ticket, every smart-aleck answer wewe responded with would actually reduce your fine.
As in:
Cop: "You know how fast wewe were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my bia all over the place."
Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".
13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
14. daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.
15. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
16. Telephones would cut off after 30 sekunde of conversation.
17. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
18. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as wewe returned it the following siku with a full tank of gas.
19. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, wewe could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that alisema "You're #1!".
20. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to wewe during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
21. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I upendo you".
22. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
23. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
24. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and wewe would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car.
25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
26. One sit-up would do the job.
So, for all the women out there, men don't really rule the world now do they...
Men don't rule the world!!!
If men really ruled the world,
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em inayofuata time" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in ale au lager.
3. Valentine's siku would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
4. On Groundhog Day, if wewe saw your shadow, you'd get the siku off to go drinking. Mother's siku too.
5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.
6. Garbage would take itself out.
7. Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement mixer, kichanganyio and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
8. The only onyesha opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".
9 Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer- biceps".
10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
11. Two words... "Ally McNaked".
12. When a cop gives wewe a ticket, every smart-aleck answer wewe responded with would actually reduce your fine.
As in:
Cop: "You know how fast wewe were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my bia all over the place."
Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".
13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
14. daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.
15. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
16. Telephones would cut off after 30 sekunde of conversation.
17. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
18. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as wewe returned it the following siku with a full tank of gas.
19. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, wewe could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that alisema "You're #1!".
20. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to wewe during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
21. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I upendo you".
22. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
23. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
24. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and wewe would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car.
25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
26. One sit-up would do the job.
So, for all the women out there, men don't really rule the world now do they...
Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy kubeba =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A pundamilia, punda milia CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the pundamilia, punda milia cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how wewe spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy kubeba =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A pundamilia, punda milia CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the pundamilia, punda milia cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how wewe spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
wewe always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i alisema no one cared about me
you'd say wewe do
wewe stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
wewe came to my rescue
and put down the knife
wewe told me wewe would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
wewe really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
wewe made me whole
it's that i upendo you
and even though were friends
i would always upendo wewe
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll upendo me too
and I'll be waiting for that siku to come
and you'll say I upendo you
and i'd do the same for you
when i alisema no one cared about me
you'd say wewe do
wewe stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
wewe came to my rescue
and put down the knife
wewe told me wewe would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
wewe really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
wewe made me whole
it's that i upendo you
and even though were friends
i would always upendo wewe
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll upendo me too
and I'll be waiting for that siku to come
and you'll say I upendo you
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies makala but here goes!
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last siku of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff wewe put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl wewe wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY karanga BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to karanga butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any karanga butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last siku of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff wewe put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl wewe wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY karanga BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to karanga butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any karanga butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.
One day, she talked during a moto while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the tafuta for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang aliiba five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.
Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.
So she was nyumbani schooled.
But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they Lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.
So they duct-taped her mouth shut.
THE END
One day, she talked during a moto while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the tafuta for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang aliiba five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.
Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.
So she was nyumbani schooled.
But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they Lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.
So they duct-taped her mouth shut.
THE END