Be proud of your gender
Reasons why wewe shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 sekunde flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. wewe know stuff about tanks
4. A five siku vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. wewe can open all your own jars
7. Old Marafiki don't give wewe crap if you've gained weight
8. Your punda is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A bia gut does not make wewe invisible to the opposite sex
11. wewe can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. wewe can kill your own food
14. The karakana is all yours
15. wewe get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if wewe swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. wewe don't have to shave below your neck
19. wewe don't have to curl up to a hairy punda every night
20. chokoleti is just another snack
21. wewe get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. wewe can wear a white shati to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick punda over bridal showers
28. Someday wewe get to be a dirty old man
29. wewe can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. wewe never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when wewe walk into the room
36. wewe can sit with your knees apart no matter what wewe are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. wewe know stuff about everyone
2. wewe rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. wewe won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your joystick, kifimbocheza is
8. wewe smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for wewe to marry for money
11. Crying gets wewe anything
12. You'll never have zaidi hair in your nose than on your head
13. wewe have zaidi hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. wewe don't need a title to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. wewe have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap wewe for telling a dirty joke
19. wewe can whip men for money
20. wewe know that penis size really does matter
21. wewe can walk down the mitaani, mtaa without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. wewe can admire another woman without your Marafiki accusing wewe of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. wewe know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your Marafiki won't call wewe pussywhipped behind your back
29. wewe can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. wewe can get into a fenderbender and nobody maswali your womanhood
32. wewe don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
Reasons why wewe shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 sekunde flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. wewe know stuff about tanks
4. A five siku vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. wewe can open all your own jars
7. Old Marafiki don't give wewe crap if you've gained weight
8. Your punda is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A bia gut does not make wewe invisible to the opposite sex
11. wewe can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. wewe can kill your own food
14. The karakana is all yours
15. wewe get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if wewe swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. wewe don't have to shave below your neck
19. wewe don't have to curl up to a hairy punda every night
20. chokoleti is just another snack
21. wewe get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. wewe can wear a white shati to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick punda over bridal showers
28. Someday wewe get to be a dirty old man
29. wewe can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. wewe never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when wewe walk into the room
36. wewe can sit with your knees apart no matter what wewe are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. wewe know stuff about everyone
2. wewe rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. wewe won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your joystick, kifimbocheza is
8. wewe smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for wewe to marry for money
11. Crying gets wewe anything
12. You'll never have zaidi hair in your nose than on your head
13. wewe have zaidi hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. wewe don't need a title to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. wewe have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap wewe for telling a dirty joke
19. wewe can whip men for money
20. wewe know that penis size really does matter
21. wewe can walk down the mitaani, mtaa without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. wewe can admire another woman without your Marafiki accusing wewe of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. wewe know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your Marafiki won't call wewe pussywhipped behind your back
29. wewe can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. wewe can get into a fenderbender and nobody maswali your womanhood
32. wewe don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
