50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when wewe think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever wewe have to say during commercials.
3. If wewe don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about wewe ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like wewe to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that wewe can eat all wewe want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, wewe massage; we go down, wewe go down; we shave, wewe shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . wewe are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. wewe will not win.
21. Would wewe like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If wewe ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes au shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We upendo surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe bondia briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before wewe see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that wewe suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though wewe are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still upendo wewe with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your Marafiki because I won't make wewe hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn nyota not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying zaidi than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . wewe DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If wewe are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting kwa the phone.
47. wewe don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say wewe upendo me if wewe don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best Marafiki know everything about you.