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posted by jblover27
1.We only care about if our butts look good and wat our boobs and hair look like
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired au cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using wewe to make someone jealous
8.if wewe have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with wewe if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
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posted by hetaliaitaly
He came into my life
when I was just a little boy
I was happy and young
And then he changed my world

One night I was in bed
And he came to say goodnight
except he took a little longer
before he turned out the light

He really hurt me that night
And I didn't know what to do
I thought it happened to most
well every little boy and girl

I lay in kitanda that night
Hurting inside and out
tears streaming down my face
I tried hard not to shout out

I put that tragic night
to the back of my head
playing games at school
there was nothing to be said

A mwaka had passed along
and then it happened again
My mum was out at work
it was...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the moyo one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do wewe know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
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Every male human spent the first six to eight weeks in the womb as a female, as the Y chromosome doesn't kick in until then. It is in this time period that breasts begin to develop, which is why men and boys have nipples (I think this may be the same for many mammals, such as dogs).

It took Leonardo da Vinci ten years to perfect Mona Lisa's lips. Also, using x-rays, it was discovered that there are three completely different versions under the Mona Lisa. Another one about this painting: The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

There is no dhahabu in the Australian "gold" coin.

A cat has 32 muscles in each...
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Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, upendo a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking punda so happily
Supernova, bend wewe over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking wewe right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock wewe outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when wewe go against me,
You...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Dear God,

I have a special offer for wewe today.

Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!

But wait!-

If wewe bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, wewe also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!

*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor kwa floor, and once wewe find what wewe are looking for, wewe can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling wewe what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Marafiki laugh and without hesitation songesha on to...
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posted by karpach_13
Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!

If men really ruled the world,

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em inayofuata time" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in ale au lager.

3. Valentine's siku would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Groundhog Day, if wewe saw your shadow, you'd get the siku off to go drinking. Mother's siku too.

5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6. Garbage would take itself out.

7. Regis and Kathy...
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