1.We only care about if our butts look good and wat our boobs and hair look like
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired au cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using wewe to make someone jealous
8.if wewe have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with wewe if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired au cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using wewe to make someone jealous
8.if wewe have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with wewe if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
Dear God,
I have a special offer for wewe today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!
But wait!-
If wewe bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, wewe also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
I have a special offer for wewe today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!
But wait!-
If wewe bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, wewe also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included